Paula Patton's Half-Naked Red Carpet Look Is Actually Really Classy (PHOTO)

donderdag 26 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 1 hour ago

Uh ... damn. It might be totally inappropriate to show up on the red carpet in the buff, but Paula Patton's black, lacy dress really does make her look pretty darn close to naked.

She wore the frock for the premiere of her new movie, Baggage Claim. As much as I zoom in to try and get a closer look at this thing, I can't tell whether she's really showing that much skin or if the dress has some nude colored material going on.

Gah. She really gives new meaning to the concept of looking sexy and confident in a little black dress, doesn't she?

There aren't many women who can pull off a style like this without looking the least bit trashy or desperate, but somehow Paula makes this dress look like the classiest thing we've seen in a long time. Who cares if it really doesn't leave much to the imagination? This little number has "I'm a hot ticket and I know it" written all over it.

And she really nailed this stunning look even more by letting her hair fall loose around her shoulders, and by pairing the frock with simple black pumps instead of stripy sandals or embellished heels, which would've taken away some of the "wow" factor from the dress.

Oh -- and how cute is the red nail polish shade she's wearing? It gives her whole look a tiny pop of color that makes her look even sassier than she SO obviously is.

Huh. The only thing that could make Paula look any more gorgeous is if she lost the dude standing to the left of her. Isn't she just a little bit out of his league? (Kidding. Sort of.)

What do you think of Paula's sexy dress?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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'Teen Mom' Catelynn Lowell's Outrageous Heels Are a Wardrobe Malfunction Waiting to Happen (PHOTO)

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by Maressa Brown 3 hours ago

After a super-eventful year starring on VH1's Couples Therapy, Teen Mom's Catelynn Lowell was invited to make an appearance at the Teenz Fav Awards in Toronto on Saturday. Lucky for us, the reality star recently took to Instagram to give us a sneak peek at the shocking duds she'll be sporting to the starry event. And by duds I mean ... a jaw-dropping, potentially injury-causing pair of shoes.

Check 'em out ...

Uh, yeah, see what I mean? The way Catelynn wrote about them on Instagram, you'd think they were your everyday, prom-ready Ninas! She wrote, "My shoes for the award show .. it's ok Sista u can borrow them @xoambularxo," referring to Amber Baltierra. So in other words, it's not just Catelynn who can somehow manage to rock these Lady Gaga-esque heel-free wonders?! Yeesh, I am impressed -- and horrified, all at once.

Personally, I see no reason to risk your neck for a pair of heels, no matter how hot. I'm not quite sure how one would walk in these; they look downright dangerous. No matter, though! Tyler will be accompanying Catelynn, so thankfully, if she needs a hand -- or an arm to cling to -- she'll have his nearby. I also would encourage Cate to pack a pair of flats in her clutch! No matter how experienced you are walking in haute couture kicks like this, I can't imagine anyone's tootsies being able to take more than a couple of hours in them ... right?

What do you think about these shoes? Would you ever try 'em?

Image via Catelynn Lowell/Instagram

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woensdag 25 september 2013

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'Bridesmaids' Star Rose Byrne Rocks Blond Makeover Bound to Be the Next Big Thing (PHOTO)

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by Maressa Brown 14 hours ago

Actress Rose Byrne -- who you may recognize from Bridesmaids as Helen Harris and Get Him to the Greek as Jackie Q -- has always looked picture perfect with her medium brown mane, but it turns out she can also rock blonde locks and look just as good. No, wait, even better! Not a feat just any brunette can accomplish, amirite?! Especially as we're going into the colder months, when we're all encouraged to take our hair color even deeper, richer, darker -- not blonde.

But like Khloe Kardashian with her ombre highlights, Rose has proven the perfect blonde can be pulled off anytime of the year! She debuted the makeover whilst appearing at the Emmys with nominated boyfriend, Boardwalk Empire star Bobby Cannavale.

The reason it seems to work -- and be beyond covetable? It's not in-your-face blonde. It's more of a honey-toned, soft, and warm blonde. I feel like there's a real difference between going lighter but staying warm and golden vs. lighter and cooler. Clearly, the warmth of this hue works with Rose's skintone. It's obviously far from natural, but it could be!

It's like 180 degrees from some recent attempts by brunettes to go blonde -- cough, Kim Kardashian, whose blonde is just too jarring and doesn't suit her skintone. That said, if anyone or anything is going to convince you to go for sunny highlights even as we're swiftly approaching Halloween, it's Rose and her bombshell new 'do -- all the way!

How do you feel about Rose Byrne's hair makeover? Would you try something like it?

Image via Veronica Summer/Splash News

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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Halle Berry Keeps the Sexy in Her Maternity Wear by Flaunting Black Lace Bra (PHOTO)

dinsdag 24 september 2013

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by Michele Zipp 2 hours ago

Fall is here and we are expecting cooler temps, walking on crunchy fallen leaves, and Halle Berry's baby boy any day now. That baby bump is absolutely amazing and beautiful. I love that Halle went bold with a blue and white striped maxi dress that hugs her belly and flaunts a deep-V neckline and long shoulder holes, which exposes a very sexy black lace bra.

Not only is Halle wearing pregnancy well, she's showing off how motherhood and having baby number 2 at 46 years of age is fantastically possible.

Sure, she's Halle Berry -- only one of the world's most beautiful women blessed with beautiful bone structure and a Bond girl body. But she still puts one foot in front of the other just like the rest of us. She enjoys smoothies from Jamba Juice just like the rest of us. She takes her daughter Nahla to American Girl just like the rest of us do for our own daughters. Even if it isn't American Girl but rather some less expensive American Girl knock-off ... like I do with my daughter because ... I'm not Halle Berry.

Halle Berry puts on a black lace bra just like so many of us do ... and she's going to show that bra off damnit, because it's sexy and confident and hey, this dress hangs too low and who can be bothered putting a bulky tank top under it. Show off the lace bra! Why not?

Our bodies come in all shapes and sizes, and we should show love to each and every one. We fluctuate in size before, during, and after pregnancy, and if we want to show off our curves (or our bras) in every stage of their curvy-ness, then we should. We can be sexy and a size 2, sexy and a size 12, sexy and in our third trimester of pregnancy, and sexy in our fourth trimester post-baby body.

Flaunt it, Halle! Pregnant mamas, flaunt it, too!

What do you think of Halle's maternity look?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Michele Zipp

loves vintage and will defend skinny jeans to the death though she is highly superstitious and "death" is probably a bad word choice. She has a touch of the hoarding disease and enjoys sleuthing, the worst reality shows, and wearing high heels, even at the playground. She's an AP mom of twins, slightly crunchy but with a pedicure.

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Photo of Soldier Watching Birth of His Twins Via Skype Will Give You Chills

maandag 23 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 5 hours ago

After seeing this photo of a military dad watching his twins' birth via Skype all the way from Afghanistan, it's easy to understand why it's going viral. I mean, we hear about soldiers witnessing their children's deliveries while stationed overseas all the time, but it's not very often that the actual moment is captured on film.

But luckily, someone had a camera nearby when Colton Romney was watching his wife, Shannon, undergoing a C-section to welcome their twin daughters, Liberty and Lauren, into this world. This allowed Shannon to see his reaction even though he wasn't physically there with her.

Take a look at this video clip to hear more about the birth.

Aww! Their story is so beautiful yet very bittersweet at the same time. It's so wonderful that we have the kind of technology these days to allow these dads to be "present" in the delivery room in a way, yet it's still so tough to think about parents going through such an emotional experience without each other.

Put yourself in Colton's shoes -- can you imagine how hard it must have been for him to hang up that phone after the birth? I'm sure all he wanted to do was hop on a plane and head home to be with all three of his girls immediately. Knowing that wasn't an option must have been heartbreaking.

And that brings us to Shannon. The thought of giving birth to twins without your husband by your side is gut-wrenching enough -- but when you throw in the fact that he's still deployed and she's getting ready to bring them home from the hospital alone, it's pretty impossible to conceive of.

But I guess there is one bright light -- at least Shannon did not technically have to spend her birthday alone, since the twins arrived that very same day. If Colton couldn't be there, at least she wound up with two incredibly special and irreplaceable presents!

Were you moved to tears by this photo?

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is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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Miley Cyrus' Ridiculous Outfit Leaves Literally Nothing to the Imagination (PHOTO)

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 5 hours ago

Oh god. It's getting worse. Much worse. I thought Miley Cyrus would, for lack of a better phrase, tone it down a bit after she and Liam Hemsworth broke things off, but no. Not even a little. Whatever the opposite of toning down is? That's what Miley's doing. Need proof? Just shift your gaze to this photo of Miley wearing little more than tape over her boobs and a pair of undies.

I know.

Typically, when a girl and a guy break up, one of the first telltale signs of how things are going for the female is how she starts dressing. If Miley were suddenly spotted in jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers, we'd probably think: "Hey, Miley seems to be more introspective lately. Maybe she's thinking about how she's been acting and starting to regret some of her recent antics?" Or if she started walking around looking completely unkempt -- hair a mess, pajama pants on -- we may think: "Yikes. Miley really doesn't seem to be doing well right now. I hope she's okay." But the fact that Miley is dressing more revealing than she has in the past (who thought that was possible?), it makes us think: "Wow, Miley doesn't seem to be doing all that well ... and she has absolutely no idea whatsoever. Also, she isn't going to stop any time soon!"

This ... is not an outfit. It's a fishing net and some office supplies. I'm not sure who told Miley after she got dressed: "Yeah! That's a great idea to wear that in public!" But whoever it is, they're not her real friend; they're her mortal enemy. Because this is ridiculous. Miley has a hot body, and if she wants to show it off, she has every right to. But I really have no clue what the hell is going on here. It actually could be her worst fashion choice yet. And after the non-clothes she wore to the VMAs, that's saying a lot.

Miley, I hope you're okay, girl. Kind of doesn't look like it.

What do you think of Miley's outfit?

Image via Splash News

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'DWTS' Star Shows Up at Rehearsals Dressed Like She's Auditioning for '50 Shades of Grey' (PHOTO)

zaterdag 21 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 18 hours ago

Most contestants show up for Dancing With the Stars rehearsals in yoga pants or some sort of appropriate flexible clothing, but check out how dolled up Christina Milian is arriving at the studio!

She's not exactly dressed for the ballroom. In fact, she looks more like she's auditioning for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie or something. (Sorry honey, that role is already snagged.)

I mean, doesn't she have the whole dominatrix vibe going on? She definitely appears to be a woman on a mission. I wonder if Mark Ballas has any idea what he's in for this season, considering Christina has no qualms about showing up in an outfit like this.

Man. Those boots are really somethin' else. When it comes to high boots, there's thigh-high, and then there's beyond thigh-high, a category these definitely fall into. (I wonder if they're tough to get on?)

And how about that sleek bodysuit she's wearing? That's not exactly an easy look to pull off unless you're in amazing shape. Christina obviously has the body of a dancer even though the show is only entering its second week.

If this particular ensemble gives us any indication of how daring Christina will be with her performances as the DWTS season moves forward, then the rest of the competition probably needs to kick things up a notch or two. Any woman who isn't afraid to show up to rehearsals looking like she's ready to give Christian Grey a taste of his own medicine means business.

What do you think of Christina's look?

Image via Splash

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Harry Styles and New Girlfriend Cara Delevingne Are One Creepy Looking Couple (PHOTO)

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 1 hour ago

There's been major scuttlebutt happening about Harry Styles's love life going on in my house. Also, presumably, in less creepier portions of the world. The word is out that he's over Taylor Swift (and rightly so, he needs a woman of experience *cough* call me *cough*). He's got a new lady all up in his business!

The little miss in question is model (of course) Cara Delevingne. In addition to being professionally "really, really good-looking," Cara is a trouble-making party-girl. Just like Harry! Except minus the whole being-a-dude part.

While Harry hasn't made any public statement about their status as a couple, he has taken a couple of photos posing with her. This could indicate that they are inching toward going public. That said, the dude is wearing a mask. That hardly screams "READY TO COMMIT." I kind of hope they aren't dating. Because this one photo of Cara has me wondering if anyone has noticed one big, weird thing ...

That Cara and Harry could basically be twins. I'm not kidding! Look at her face! The eyes! The goofy-pretty mug! The brows! The all-of-it! I am not going to venture so far as to say that Cara and Harry might actually be the same person but ... stranger things have happened.

If nothing else it's a testimony to Harry's ego. I mean, nothing says "full of yourself" like dating your own reflection only with better hair. I know RuPaul's always saying that you've got to love yourself before you can love somebody else, but this is just weird.

Do you think Cara and Harry look alike?

Images via Instagram

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

Rebecca is a writer who lives in Brooklyn with her cats. She is probably even at this moment spilling food on herself.

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Catherine Giudici Shares Photo That May Signal Trouble With Sean Lowe

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by Mary Fischer 17 hours ago

Huh. That's weird. When Bachelor couple Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici picked up and moved to his hometown of Dallas, most of us automatically assumed they are living together there since they've been staying in the same pad for quite some time in L.A.

Sure, they were reportedly sleeping in separate bedrooms (you know, because of the whole born again virgin thing Sean has going on), but they were living in the same house, nonetheless.

And that's why I'm totally confused over a photo that Catherine Giudici posted to Instagram of herself and two friends, which she captioned with "Hot housemates."

Here's the pic -- don't they look like one big, happy "family"?

Housemates? Whose housemates, exactly? Was Catherine implying that the three of them are sharing a home, which would mean that she's not shacking up at Sean's pad? OMG. What if they're having problems? (Let's hope not.)

Or maybe those two chicks are roomies and Catherine simply thinks they're both pretty hot tickets -- so she was giving them a shout out with her comment. (Aww. Whatta pal.)

Of course, there's always another possibility -- what if they're all living together in a house with Sean? Remember, they were shacking up with friends in L.A., so it's not like this would be anything new for them. If they do have roommates, it's kind of like having chaperones 24/7 to make sure there's no funny business going on, right?

Maybe I'm reading way too much into this photo, but let's hope for Sean and Catherine's sake that if they are living separately, it's simply to help build up even more excitement before their wedding and it's not a sign of any trouble in the relationship.

Those two have really grown on me -- and I want to see them get married, damnit! (And I'm still keeping my fingers cross that they find it in their hearts to invite me. I'll even blog about it. For free.)

Do you think Catherine and Sean are living together?

Images via Instagram

Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of The Bachelor(ette) ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

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Free 8″x 8″ Hardcover Photo Book—Last Day!

donderdag 12 september 2013

Free 8?x 8? Hardcover Photo Book—Last Day!

Today is the last day to order a free 8?x8? hardcover photo book from Shutterfly.com! If you have delayed putting one together, now is the time to do it.

The last time this deal was posted, KCL reader Angela wrote, “I got one and it is super cool!! Great gift idea for parents or grandparents!!”

Visit Shutterfly.com.Select the “Custom Path” or “Simple Path” and choose an 8?x8? hardcover photo book layout with 20 pages.Add personality by customizing the book with photos and text.Enter coupon code SUMMERBOOK at checkout and the price drops from $23.99 to $0.00. Just pay $7.99 shipping.

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Did Ashton Kutcher Step Out With Demi Moore to Send Mila Kunis a Message? (PHOTO)

woensdag 11 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 2 hours ago

Mila Kunis may be off working in Canada, but that doesn't mean Ashton Kutcher is at home sitting on his hands. The actor (I have a hard time associating this word with a man who starred in The Butterfly Effect) and philanthropist flew to a conference in San Jose in support of his online children's protection group, Thorn.

Why is this so exciting? I mean, other than the fact that it's always vaguely reassuring to see a celebrity doing good works. Ashton attended the conference with a friend you've maybe heard of. Yeah, that's right. Ashton attended the conference with his ex-wife Demi Moore.

The couple has always been candid about their friendship, but I always figured they were using "friendship" as a shorthand for "I would not set this person on fire if given an opportunity." I mean, come on, Demi filed for spousal support from the guy! They did battle over it! There's no way they sit around braiding each other's hair.

So why are they allowing photogs to snappy-snap all these pictures of them now? Could it have anything to do with the Ashton-Mila engagement rumors that were circling last week? If Mila is putting the pressure on Ashton, this would be one way for him to send her a pretty clear message. "Here I am with my hot ex-wife with whom I do good works and presumably once had pretty hot sex with on a regular basis -- I CAN'T BE TAMED."

Do you think Mila should be worried about Ashton and Demi?

Images via Instagram; Pacific Coast News

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

Rebecca is a writer who lives in Brooklyn with her cats. She is probably even at this moment spilling food on herself.

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Khloe Kardashian’s Latest Selfie May Show She's Going to Let Lamar Off the Hook (PHOTO)

dinsdag 10 september 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 3 hours ago

I don't think I'd be out of line if I said Khloe Kardashian seems like a "look on the bright side" kind of person. She's managed to keep the sense of humor we all know and love while her marriage to Lamar seems to be falling apart in front of the entire world -- and that's one of the many reasons we heart her. That's no easy feat, and most wouldn't handle such a situation with the poise and grace Khloe has. But Khloe's latest caption on a selfie she posted to Instagram is making me a wee bit nervous. Alongside a gorgeous pic of herself, looking as calm and collected as ever, Khloe added the "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" emoji monkeys.

While, in theory, that's a lovely way to go through life, I'm not so sure "see no evil" is a philosophy Khloe ought to be adopting right now.

The sad truth is, she needs to have her guard up. Hope for the best, but expect the worst. I think the entire world would love to see everything hunky-dory with Lamar and Khloe, but from the sounds of things, they have a long road ahead of them if anything is going to work out. For Khloe to turn a blind eye now would be foolish and detrimental.

On the other hand, maybe Khloe's "see no evil" caption has nothing to do with what's going on with Lamar. Maybe she just thought the monkeys were cute, and I'm reading way too much into it.

That's definitely a possibility. But stay strong, Khlo!

Do you think Khloe and Lamar will mend their relationship?

Image via Khloe Kardashian/Instagram

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Anesthesiologist Accused of Horrendous Prank on Patient While She's Unconscious (PHOTO)

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 2 hours ago

A woman in Torrance, California, was horrified to find out that when she was completely knocked out from anesthesia during surgery, the anesthesiologist and a nurse reportedly affixed a fake mustache above her lip and yellow tear drops coming down her cheeks, and snapped photos of the unconscious patient in this state. Adding insult to injury, the woman found out about the tasteless prank after she returned to her job as a surgical supply purchaser at the very hospital she received surgery. She claims that she was either approached by coworkers who had seen the photos or ignored by people she formerly had communication with. 

And now she's suing. And if I were a betting woman, I'd say she's going to win. Big.

Torrance Memorial Hospital has acknowledged the fact that the photo "demonstrated poor judgment" but claims it was "intended to be humorous in nature." The woman, on the other hand, claims in her lawsuit that she was fully anesthetized rather than sedated "for the sole purpose of humiliating and embarrassing the patient." The lawsuit also says, "Perhaps the most vulnerable position any human being will ever endure in their life is a time when they are placed under full anesthesia." And I can't say I disagree. I would be pretty mortified to find out people were "defacing" me while I was having surgery as if I had passed out at a party from drinking too much.

Whether this was merely meant as a light-hearted joke or not, the fact these medical professionals completely abused their power and responsibility for fodder is unacceptable. When patients go under anesthesia, they're entrusting doctors and nurses with their body. They're entrusting them to not do anything they didn't consent to -- and this woman clearly didn't consent to this. And let's not even get into how this is violating all sorts of HIPPA laws.

Like I said, I'd be shocked if this woman didn't wind up walking away with a serious chunk of change after this lawsuit is over. And I wouldn't be surprised if the anesthesiologist and nurse wind up losing their jobs.

Was the "joke" really worth it, guys?

What do you think of this?

Image via LA County Superior Court

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'RHOM' Joanna Krupa Leaves Little to the Imagination in Cleavage-Baring Mini-Dress (PHOTO)

maandag 9 september 2013

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by Maressa Brown 2 hours ago

Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa has no problem showing off her bangin' body while out on the town. Yay for healthy self-esteem! But boo for feeling the need to rock out with her breasts out. Yuuuup, Joanna all but went topless while attending a Passion Nightclub Friday night bash at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

Joanna flaunted her figure in a royal blue mini-shift, which, like her partner in partying crime, RHOM co-star Lisa Hochstein's bandage dress, left little to the imagination in the cleavage department. Is it just me or is this look bordering on totally overplayed by now?

After being slapped on the wrist and warned not to flash too much butt, cleavage, side-boob, etc., almost every starlet and pop star in Hollywood has worn a dress like this that basically bares as much of the breast as they can get away with. It was hot the first few times, but now it's getting OLD and tired and, well, expected. Like the go-to way to show off your breasts -- or, in Lisa's case, boob job. And it's running the risk of looking so stale.

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I'd even be a bigger fan of the "boob window" look -- you know, same thing but with a sheer material over the cleavage -- at this point, which is still bordering on overkill, but hasn't jumped the shark quite yet.

Ultimately, I subscribe to the belief that if you're going short and showing leg, you can't flash too much bust, too. Pick one or the other. Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like a tramptastic trainwreck.

Not saying that's what Joanna looked like at all. She can clearly push the limits of showing a ridiculous amount of skin. However, paired with the photographic proof of the 34-year-old newlywed acting like a spring break co-ed in Girls Gone Wild? That's another story ...

Are you a fan of this major cleavage-baring style or do you wish it would go away already?

Image via Ralph Notaro/Splash News

Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Real Housewives. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

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Britney Spears Is Hotter Than Ever in Tiny Turquoise Bikini (PHOTO)

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

Holy hot mama! Just wait until you see this photo of Britney Spears' insane bikini body, which she tweeted out to her followers as a means of showing off showing just how hard she's worked to whip herself back into amazing shape.

In typical Britney fashion, she captioned the picture with "#WorkBitchDay2" -- as "Work Bitch" is the name of the song she was shooting the video for. (Damn. Girl loves the word "bitch.")

But forget about the title of the song for a second -- let's get back to discussing how ridiculous her figure is, in the best way possible, of course.

Oh wait -- you need to see it first before we can ooh and ahh over it together.

Here ya go:

Good GRIEF -- is Brit toned from head to toe or what?!? Usually when I see another celeb mom posing in a bikini looking all skinny and cellulite-free, I kind of roll my eyes (in a combination of envy and disgust). I try and convince myself that they look that way because they have personal trainers and nutritionists at their beck and call.

But the thing that's so impressive about Britney's bod is that she's not rail thin. She's muscular, healthy, and fit, and it's obvious that she's put a lot of effort into achieving such a strong and sculpted physique.

I'm sorry, but you don't get a body like this by hitting the drive-thru a few times a week and sitting on the couch eating bon-bons and sucking back sodas. It's obvious that Brit has really cleaned up her entire lifestyle -- to the point where she's really an awesome representation of a real mom's body, or at least a mom who eats right, works out several times a week, and keeps the partying to a bare minimum.

Oh, and how cute is that bikini? Love the color. And it's sexy without being too skimpy, which is pretty cool.

Hmm. Maybe Britney should think about changing the title of this song to "Work It Bitch" instead of just "Work Bitch."

It seems to suit the whole vibe she's putting out better, don't you think?

Are you impressed with Britney's bikini figure?

Images via Splash/Twitter

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

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Disgusting Decal of Bound and Gagged Woman Designed to Bring in New Customers (PHOTO)

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by Jenny Erikson 2 hours ago

Now in what the heck were they thinking news, a Texas sign company has created quite the controversy by offering a truck decal depicting a kidnapping victim. The photographic image features a woman lying on her side, bound and tied, her blonde hair obscuring her face. The decal, which is meant to be slapped on the back of a tailgate, is incredibly realistic.

Hornet Signs, the company that put this out there, says that it’s meant to be an optical illusion, and they had no idea the amount of negative attention they’d receive!

"I wasn't expecting the reactions that we got, nor was it really anything we certainly condone or anything else," said Hornet Signs owner Brad Kolb. "But it was just something ... we had to put out there to see who notices it."

The sad part is that the publicity stunt seems to have worked -- Kolb claims that decal orders have increased since the controversy hit. Because nothing says, “Buy my product!” quite like making light of kidnapping victims and/or human trafficking.

With sickos like Ariel Castro in the news, you can bet the police aren’t too happy about the stunt either. The image is so lifelike that they’ve received a number calls from people afraid for the woman’s life. What a waste of time and resources for law enforcement, who could be out, you know, rescuing real victims.

While most people seem to be shocked and sickened by the decal, the company has received some support. One person said, “This American business owner has a decal that made the news. Like it or not, it works.”

I’m all for entrepreneurship and the free market, but geez Louise, can we please draw a line somewhere and keep a modicum of respect for our fellow human beings? There’s shock value, and then there’s just plain gross.

What do you think about the ‘kidnapping victim’ decal and the company that created it?

Image via News 10/Facebook

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jenny Erikson

is a conservative chick living in Southern California with her two daughters. She loves politics and hates laundry.

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Personalized iPhone or Galaxy Case, Just $10.00 at York Photo!

zaterdag 7 september 2013

Personalized iPhone or Galaxy Case, Just $10.00 at York Photo!

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Kristen Stewart Goes Topless in New Ad and YOWZA (PHOTO)

dinsdag 3 september 2013

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AppId is over the quota
by Nicole Fabian-Weber 3 hours ago

Think what you want of Kristen Stewart and her smile that seems to inveterately (yeah, I took the SATs) find itself in the lost and found, but the girl takes a good photo. The Twilight actress recently shed all her clothes, going topless for a Balenciaga perfume ad, and Christ on a cracker, she looks good. And tasteful, people! The woman looks tasteful!

It seems like every time a model or an actress goes nude for a photo, it's the same damn pose: The Cupping of the Boobs. Or, as it's less formally known, Fist Full-O-Tatas. I love that Kristen's back is toward us while she forlornly gazes over her shoulder, as if to say: "I'm just a lonely, misunderstood girl whose only solace is found whilst sitting naked with flowers draped across my back."

That said, this isn't an easy look to pull off. I feel like most celebs, save for Angelina Jolie, would look kind of silly in this particular position with this particular expression on their face. It's almost as if KStew's perma-scowl has been a lifelong preparation for this very photoshoot. She looks completely natural in this ad. Almost ... unsettlingly so.

Kristy, bravo on your new ad! You look gorgeous! And way to break the mold on the topless photo. You're a true trailblazer.

What do you think of Kristen's new ad?

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Kim Kardashian Goes Blond in Shocking Mommy Makeover (PHOTO)

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AppId is over the quota
by Adriana Velez 2 hours ago

Today John Boehner urged Congress to support President Obama's call for strikes against Syria. In other news, Kim Kardashian went blond. Yes, hard to believe, isn't it? Boehner agreeing with Obama ... oh, you mean you're shocked about Kim going blond? I KNOW. No one saw that one coming! And no, I don't think it's a wig.

Kim's got kind of an ombre dye job, so her roots are still dark, a gentler jump into blond than an all-over dye job would be. I don't love it. But you know what? It could be a LOT worse.

At least it's not a pixie cut. We've all seen women chop off all their hair right after having a baby. It seems like the practical thing to do at the time. Mama feels liberated ... and then a week later she wakes up with a bad case of the regrets, but it's too late. I get it, though. Becoming a new mom changes your identity, your sense of self. Maybe you want a new look to reflect that -- or maybe you want a new look to say you're still cool. We all know Kim is worried about losing her cool now as a mom. But a short haircut takes forever to grow out. A dye job can be reversed the very next day. (Wish it were so easy to fix things in Syria ...)

Anyhoo, that's about the best thing I can say about Kim's look. Could be worse. Check out the photo in the link above to get the full effect, because the photo she Instagrammed here doesn't really show it all. I think it's really hard for olive-skinned, dark-eyed women to pull off blond locks (I say this as an olive-skinned, dark-eyed woman). That doesn't stop us from occasionally being curious and trying it anyway, and other women like her sister Khloe have done it well. But this looks kind of dull, like Kim just got dusted all over with a giant brush filled with mineral powder foundation. I like how they matched her hair to her gold necklace, though. Points for that.

Oh Kim. We know. We've been there. We look forward to you going brunette again. It's going to be okay.

What do you think of Kim's new blond 'do?

Images via E!Online, Kim Kardashian/Instagram

Click the "Like" button below if you're Krazy for the Kardashians! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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