Joseph Gordon-Levitt Destroys All Our Dreams With One Shocking Announcement

vrijdag 27 september 2013

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by Linda Sharps 10 hours ago

You guys, I received some intensely distressing personal news today. It's difficult to sit here and write about my feelings, since it's all still so raw and devastating, but I'm convinced it's the only way I can start the healing process. Jesus, the crippling pain is almost too much for me to type the words ... but *deep breath* here goes: actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a girlfriend.

A girlfriend who is not me.

Perhaps you are also experiencing a measure of sorrow from this announcement. Allow me to pass you a tissue, so that we may both blot our bitter, bitter tears -- and set our minds to the task of discovering who this mysterious devil-woman may be.

Here's what we know about her:

• She's not in show business.
• They met through mutual friends.
• She clearly had no idea that I've nursed an massive crush on JGL for years, or she would have BACKED THE EFF OFF.

All joking aside, it's actually sort of interesting that the notoriously private Gordon-Levitt divulged this information, because he's been fairly prickly about being questioned about this love life in the past. In fact, he flat-out refused to disclose his sexual orientation in a recent interview with Out magazine, saying it would be "tacky" to clarify whether he was straight or gay.

Whatever his personal preferences may be, he was a little more forthcoming to Howard Stern on Tuesday:

I have a girlfriend but I tend not to really like to talk about it in public. She is not in show business. The girl I'm with, she really doesn't want to be part of it. You can imagine not wanting to have that kind of scrutiny.

He also said that the reason he likes keeping his personal life out of the tabloids is for professional reasons:

I get up in movies and I play other people, so when the audience is watching me in movies, I don't want them thinking about me and who I'm dating. I want them to see the character, the story that I'm telling.

Mmm-hmm. I think he means he wants the audience to shove aside all notions that he's off the market in order to lust over his uniquely attractive facial features, the way he rocks the living shit out of a suit, and his newly beefed-up physique for Don Jon. FINE. FINE, I CAN DO THAT.

I suppose some of you are thinking that it wasn't all that likely that Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be interested in me, being as how I'm a nearly-40 married mother of two and my butt sort of looks like a couple of Shar-peis stuffed into a plastic bag. But whatever, a girl middle-aged woman can dream, can't she? And now my dreams are SHATTERED. *sobs into life-sized Inception cutout*

Do you share my fondness for Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

Image via Don Jon/Relativity Media

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lives in Eugene, Oregon with her family, where she works from home while wrangling two rambunctious boys. She always has a caffeinated beverage in hand and a LEGO embedded in her foot.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Shocking Confession Proves She’s a Big Fat Hypocrite (VIDEO)

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 3 hours ago

When I was 18, I once read an article wherein Gwyneth Paltrow said that unless you could feel your liver from the outside, you weren't healthy. I'm waaaay older than 18 now, so suffice to say that she's been a health nut for a very, very long, organ-poking time. I mean, the woman became convinced that dairy and gluten were poisoning her family and tried cutting it all out of their diets. Suffice to say, she's been pretty vocal about the importance of treating your body like a pristine temple.

That's what made her appearance on Chelsea Lately so surprising. Gwyneth was all about discussing her vices with Chelsea Handler. She mentioned how she still can't quite manage to give up smoking. As if that weren't "scandalous" enough, the woman admitted to a penchant for Chik-Fil-A. GASP. Fast food! Somebody roll in my swooning couch, 'cause I feel a faint coming on.

Doesn't it seem like she shares these tidbits just to make herself appear more likeable? Like I've said before, it's almost always worked on me. She can recommend a "yummy" chia seed pudding, because she also talks about pigging out on cheese sometimes. Sure, okay, I buy it!

But just how many of these saucy disclosures are we supposed to put up with before GP goes from believable average girl to total hypocrite? Either admit you are a normal person who tries to be healthy sometimes, or drop the act and admit you eat only twigs and the memories of acorn caps. I guess it's slightly reassuring that as punishment for her transgressions, she's forced to listen to Coldplay and pretend she doesn't want to set her ears on fire.

Do you think Gwyneth's for real or a hypocrite?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

Rebecca is a writer who lives in Brooklyn with her cats. She is probably even at this moment spilling food on herself.

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Liam Hemsworth Could Be Coping With Miley Cyrus' Naked Antics in a Shocking Way

woensdag 11 september 2013

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by Maressa Brown 14 hours ago

Just when we finally stopped reeling from her VMAs performance, Miley Cyrus went and released her super-naked "Wrecking Ball" music video, and now we are all collectively staring aghast at our computer screens wondering how on earth the former child star plans to top THAT?! It's also natural to wonder what the heck her fiance Liam Hemsworth has to say about her antics ... and if he's reached his breaking (up?) point yet or is willing to grin and bear it while his fiancee continues to shock/confuse/disturb us all.

Well, HollywoodLife.com's source claims to know the answer ... 

The supposed insider revealed, "Liam can’t really control what [Miley] does, and this ["Wrecking Ball"] video is another wave into him letting her do what she wants to do, because it's not affecting him or his career, it is all on Miley." They continued, "He is just separating everything and treating it as what it is, and that is entertainment. Let’s be honest, she’s not killing anyone."

Huh, interesting. If this is true, Liam sounds quite ... evolved, huh? Because it wouldn't be completely crazy to think that her "career" would actually reflect poorly on his. Then again, sometimes you have no choice but to overlook aspects of your partner's job that aren't ideal ...

It's not uncommon to be affected by and need to come to terms with the negative aspects of your partner's career -- even if they aren't twerking for a living like Miley! Ha! It just comes with the territory of being in a long-term, serious relationship. Your partner might work crazy hours or complain about their coworker or have to transfer to a different city, and you have to be supportive. Have their back. Figure it out together.

Who knows, maybe that's what's going on here!? Maybe Miley's being prodded to keep pushing barriers by her team, and Liam has had to make peace with the fact that if he loves her (bless his heart!), then for better or worse, he's along for the ride. If that's the case, maybe they do stand a chance after all!

Do you think that Liam may be cool with Miley's new shtick? What drawbacks of your partner's career have you had to come to terms with?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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Kim Kardashian Goes Blond in Shocking Mommy Makeover (PHOTO)

dinsdag 3 september 2013

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by Adriana Velez 2 hours ago

Today John Boehner urged Congress to support President Obama's call for strikes against Syria. In other news, Kim Kardashian went blond. Yes, hard to believe, isn't it? Boehner agreeing with Obama ... oh, you mean you're shocked about Kim going blond? I KNOW. No one saw that one coming! And no, I don't think it's a wig.

Kim's got kind of an ombre dye job, so her roots are still dark, a gentler jump into blond than an all-over dye job would be. I don't love it. But you know what? It could be a LOT worse.

At least it's not a pixie cut. We've all seen women chop off all their hair right after having a baby. It seems like the practical thing to do at the time. Mama feels liberated ... and then a week later she wakes up with a bad case of the regrets, but it's too late. I get it, though. Becoming a new mom changes your identity, your sense of self. Maybe you want a new look to reflect that -- or maybe you want a new look to say you're still cool. We all know Kim is worried about losing her cool now as a mom. But a short haircut takes forever to grow out. A dye job can be reversed the very next day. (Wish it were so easy to fix things in Syria ...)

Anyhoo, that's about the best thing I can say about Kim's look. Could be worse. Check out the photo in the link above to get the full effect, because the photo she Instagrammed here doesn't really show it all. I think it's really hard for olive-skinned, dark-eyed women to pull off blond locks (I say this as an olive-skinned, dark-eyed woman). That doesn't stop us from occasionally being curious and trying it anyway, and other women like her sister Khloe have done it well. But this looks kind of dull, like Kim just got dusted all over with a giant brush filled with mineral powder foundation. I like how they matched her hair to her gold necklace, though. Points for that.

Oh Kim. We know. We've been there. We look forward to you going brunette again. It's going to be okay.

What do you think of Kim's new blond 'do?

Images via E!Online, Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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Hayden Panettiere Does Something So Shocking With Her Hair It Almost Looks Fake (PHOTO)

vrijdag 30 augustus 2013

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by Mary Fischer 4 hours ago

It's perfectly normal to want to experiment and change up your hairstyles from time to time to keep things exciting -- but just wait until you see Hayden Panettiere's new locks, which are anything but characteristic for her.

Compared to a lot of other celebrities, she's just so fresh faced and natural, well, other than the boob job she's rumored to have had, of course. (That doesn't count.)

And that's why it seems strange that she went for such a drastic change with her bold new do. Hayden's hair is so shocking, in fact, that I'm not totally convinced that she isn't wearing a wig.

Drum roll, please -- check out those blunt bangs and her platinum blonde shade!

Well, what do you think -- are you digging it? I hate to say it, but I'm really not a fan. At all.

Take a closer look -- couldn't this be a wig? It certainly wouldn't be the first time a celeb donned fake hair in an effort to nab a little extra attention. There's a chance that Hayden's style could magically go back to normal the next time we see her.

But if this really is a permanent change, it's kind of a shame. The heavy bangs make her look a few years older, and her hair is so straight, it really takes away from the natural beauty vibe she usually has going on. And one more thing about the bangs -- they hide her gorgeous face! Hayden's skin is flawless, and it just seems like a waste to cover up her perfect complexion.

Hopefully this major shift is only temporary, and the old Hayden will be back to showing off her beautiful self in no time. But if her new hair does turn out to be the real deal, those bangs are going to be a serious bitch to grow out. Just sayin'.

Do you think Hayden is wearing a wig? And do you like her hair this way?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Jennifer Aniston Makes Shocking 'Baby Bump' Confession

dinsdag 13 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 12 hours ago

Jennifer Aniston baby watch has been going strong for YEARS. So it's no surprise that when she recently stepped out in a curve-hugging purple dress at the We're the Millers premiere, which made it look like her abs weren't nearly as washboard as usual, everyone screamed, "BABY BUMP!" Poor Jen. She had no choice but to set the record straight and explain to The Kyle and Jackie O what was going on with her tummy: "Just a couple of pounds."

Mind-blowing revelation there, huh? Ugh. I realize she's JENNIFER freakin' ANISTON, a gorgeous, popular, working actress-turned-celebrity who has the world by a string pretty much, but I really do feel bad for her that the tradeoff for all that glitz and glam is having to basically disclose every single minor weight fluctuation she experiences! Otherwise the public is going to have some serious questions about what's going on in her uterus! What a pain.

We can lament how we don't have Jen's hair, skin, or upper arms 'til the cows come home, but seriously, having to explain a nonexistent baby bump is one thing no woman would EVER want to have to deal with. Most of us would be mortified if we constantly had to field speculation about our stomachs. "Nope, sorry, no baby. Just bloated from the beer and pizza I ate last night!"

Most of us experience slight weight ups and downs on a regular basis. A couple of pounds is NBD! Most of us would never be able to wear a slinky, satin dress like the one she wore without wearing at least one pair of extremely, super-compressive Spanx -- and even then, it may be a no-no ...

And like it or not, all of the above is normal. We're women who give birth to other human beings, who have a menstrual cycle (eee!), who eat (oh no!), who might occasionally skip the gym (OMG!). We're not plastic dolls. Neither's Jen. 'Course she never really has to justify any of this blather about her belly with a response ... but Qs about it should never be fired her way in the first place.

Do you think it's crazy how Jen has to constantly field questions about her weight and/or whether or not she's pregnant? Would it drive you nuts to be in her shoes?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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Cory Monteith's Finn Hudson Character Will Have a Shocking Exit on 'Glee'

donderdag 1 augustus 2013

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Muerte de Cory Monteith sorprendió a sus fans, su novia adora, Lea Micheley el elenco de Glee. Pero ahora los creadores de la exitosa serie de televisión están agobiados con Cory y su carácter, Finn Hudson, el show de la escritura. Querrán hacerlo de una manera que rinde homenaje a él y a su carácter. De una manera creíble para los fanáticos. Y en una forma que no niegan la realidad de lo que pasó. El elenco sólo ha reunido a disparar otra vez y se puede ir tanto tiempo sin explicar la presencia de Finn. ¿Cómo lo harán? Bueno, el cómo se ha revelado. Y es un poco chocante, por decir lo menos.

Fox ha lanzado un comunicado diciendo cómo se manejará la salida de Finn . Dice:

El tercer episodio escribirá a Finn fuera del show. Ese episodio se ocupará directamente de los incidentes involucrados con el abuso de drogas y el paso de Cory en particular.

Además, Co-creador Ryan Murphy será cine un PSA antidroga con el elenco que "hablar directamente con la audiencia".

Wow. Esto es muy pesado para un personaje conocido por cantar canciones de los 80s cursi. Pero los escritores estaban en una posición difícil. Escritura que Finn repentinamente decidió mover a Europa no tendrá mucho sentido--además, parecería como una excusa.

¿Van a tener a morir de una sobredosis de drogas Finn como Cory, cuando Finn no tenía ninguna historia del uso de drogas? ¿Al menos que alguien lo sabía?

En cierto modo, esto podría ser un momento importante para la enseñanza... dejar que la gente sabe que las drogas afectan a personas de todas las profesiones. Incluso gente como Finn.

Por el otro lado, que Cory es no Finn. Finn no es Cory. Cory provenía de un fondo duro y tenía un problema de adicción que todo el mundo lo conocía estaba familiarizado con la mayoría. No así con Finn.

¿Si los escritores se pega a carácter? ¿No habría sido más carácter para enviar a Finn a la Universidad, como ya estaba a punto de hacer?

Esto es una decisión difícil. Pero estoy seguro de que los escritores encargará con sensibilidad. Y el show se ha abordado temas muy difíciles en el pasado--¿por qué no abuso de drogas?

¿Pero, aún más raro, podría esto ser una especie de "gotcha" escenario donde muere de Finn y alguien más tiene un problema de abuso de drogas? El comunicado emitido por Fox es un poco vago. ¿Ryan Murphy dijo previamente que Finn "pasarían" --hizo significa algo más que morir? Arrrgh. Es tan confuso.

No puedo imaginar Lea tener que actuar una escena sobre Finn muere de una sobredosis de drogas. Sin embargo, dudo que ella no haría nada que no quieras hacer.

Lea, que salió el otro día usando su collar "Cory", es "un pilar de fuerza," según la cabeza de zorro. Y ella lo muestra en este último tweet:

¿Crees que Finn debe morir de una sobredosis de drogas?

Imagen via Lea Michele/Instagram

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