Jennifer Aniston Forces Justin Theroux to Give Up a Prized Possession to Be With Her

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 2 hours ago

When it comes to the megawatt, beautific pairing of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, let's just say these two look quite happy together, but part of that is that they know who's boss. And it certainly ain't Justin. We already heard that Jennifer refused to move to New York, Justin's hood. And she's definitely not having the wedding there, because that would be WAY too convenient for Justin's friends and family. And she's gonna spend her money the way she likes it. Hey, Justin might look great in his underwear, but we know who wears the pants. And the latest example of this is straight from Justin's mouth. Jen refused to let Justin keep his syphilis throat! No, no, no. Jen didn't need an emergency round of penicillin. And Justin is presumably syphilis-free. Well, he certainly is now. 'Cause no way was Jen letting Justin's collection of icky syphilis throats in their house!

Justin told GQ magazine, referencing the scene in When Harry Met Sally ... when a couple fought over the boyfriend's wagon wheel table (which eventually went out with the trash):

My wagon-wheel table is my syphilis throats. [They were] beautiful wax-museum pieces -- handmade, from the 1800s -- from a museum of curiosities. They're just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever. They weren't going to be above the fireplace anytime soon.

Bumkill Jen made Justin move his oddities to his office.

There definitely comes that time when a gooey-eyed couple moving in together suddenly realize there are certain appurtenances from your honey that you just can't stomach.

I remember furiously trying to get my ex to throw out or give away a big bag of teenage era hockey sticks, which were taking up serious amounts of space in our closet. Closet space comes at a premium in New York. Oh, it was a terrible battle, my friends. He insisted he would one day get back into hockey and need his precious high school hockey sticks. Of course, he never got back into hockey. He never would get back into hockey. The hockey sticks were a manifestation of some sort of long-lost youthful, half-baked dream.

I'm pretty sure I prevailed over the hockey sticks. I could be wrong. I've blocked it out of my mind.

But Justin has that beat with STD throats. Seriously, I cannot imagine Jennifer Aniston letting tongues deformed with gonorrhea grace any mantel on her property. And you know it's HER property.

But will all of this bossiness finally emasculate Justin to the point where he's sleeping on his office couch next to his herpes lips? We shall see.

Did you ever make your husband throw something out that he desperately wanted to keep?

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Jennifer Aniston Might deja dinero antes de que empiece a arruinar su segundo matrimonio

dinsdag 20 augustus 2013

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por Ericka Sóuter hace 10 horas

Jennifer Aniston puede dirigirse a heartbreak todo otra vez. No siempre ha tenido suerte en el Departamento de romance. Su matrimonio con Brad Pitt famosamente se estrelló e incendió después se enamoró de su señor y la señora Smith costar Angelina Jolie. Sin embargo, los aficionados esperábamos que había encontrado en novio Justin Theroux. Pero si los informes más recientes son para ser creído, Jen está saboteando su propia relación y es un error que han hecho muchas otras mujeres.

Como muchas parejas, Jennifer y su marido que no veo a los ojos en un tema muy importante: dinero. Aparentemente, ella ama tratar a sí misma de prodigar, Escapadas, de compras, mientras que él es más práctico con el dinero de alto precio. Fuentes han dicho globo revista que cayó tanto como $15.000 en un armario de verano y ni siquiera llevaban muchas de las caras nuevas maneras--algo el más frugal Justin sólo puede entender.

Jen también al parecer tiene una inclinación para pasando estas juergas cuando ella está abajo o tuvo un mal día. Tantas mujeres pueden relacionarse con eso. Por supuesto, no caminamos en la puerta con una falda de $5.000, pero todos esos pares de zapatos, maquillaje y piezas de joyería se pueden sumar. Esa oleada emocional momentánea de terapia por menor no vale el daño a largo plazo que podemos hacer a nuestras cuentas bancarias, cuentas de crédito y en última instancia nuestras relaciones.

El estrés de posponer su boda ciertamente no ha ayudado. Ella supuestamente es golpear las tiendas aún más. Y sabiendo cómo Justin desaprueba, empezó escondiendo sus compras. Un gran no-no y uno de tantos de nosotros son culpables de.

Conflictos de dinero pueden destruir cualquier relación, incluso aquellos entre los ricos. Se reduce a confiar. Su cónyuge debe saber que puede confiar en usted para tomar decisiones racionales, inteligentes, especialmente cuando se trata de las finanzas. Incluso si usted tiene un montón de dinero en el banco, escandaloso gasto puede ser un signo de inmadurez. No es una manera inteligente o saludable para lidiar con sus emociones sobre una base regular. Y mantener este secreto antes de caminar por el pasillo es una locura. Todos, pero garantiza un viaje eventual a un consejero matrimonial o peor--al Tribunal de divorcio. Hope Jen acicala y guarda esa cartera.

¿Crees que problemas de dinero pueden arruinar cualquier relación?

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es un veterano pop cultura y celeb escritor de noticias. Que la experiencia se reduce a dos cosas: Sabe demasiado sobre las Kardashians y domina en Artes y entretenimiento preguntas del Trivial Pursuit.

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Jennifer Aniston Might Let Money Ruin Her Second Marriage Before It Starts

maandag 19 augustus 2013

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by Ericka Sóuter 2 hours ago

Jennnifer Aniston may be headed for heartbreak all over again. She hasn't always been lucky in the romance department. Her marriage to Brad Pitt famously crashed and burned after he fell for his Mr. and Mrs. Smith costar Angelina Jolie. However, we fans had hoped she'd found The One in fiance Justin Theroux. But if the latest reports are to be believed, Jen is sabotaging her own relationship and it's a mistake many other woman have made.

Like many couples, Jennifer and her husband-to-be don't see eye-to-eye on one very important topic: money. Apparently, she loves to treat herself to lavish, high-priced shopping sprees, while he is more practical with money. Sources have told the Globe magazine that she dropped as much as $15,000 on a summer wardrobe and never even wore many of the pricey new fashions -- something the  more frugal Justin just can't understand.

Jen also reportedly has a penchant for going on these sprees when she is down or had a bad day. So many women can relate to that one. Of course, we don't walk in the door with a $5,000 skirt, but all those pairs of shoes, makeup, pieces of jewelry can add up. That momentary emotional surge we get from retail therapy is not worth the long term damage we may be doing to our bank accounts, credit scores, and ultimately our relationships.

The stress of postponing their wedding certainly hasn't helped matters. She's supposedly hitting the stores even more. And knowing how Justin disapproves, she has started hiding her purchases. A big, big No-No and one so many of us are guilty of.

Conflicts about money can destroy any relationship – even those among the rich. It boils down to trust. Your spouse needs to know that he can rely on you to make rational, smart choices, especially when it comes to finances. Even if you have a lot of money in the bank, outrageous spending can be a sign of immaturity. It is not a smart or healthy way to deal with your emotions on a regular basis. And to keep this secret before you walk down the aisle is crazy. It all but guarantees an eventual trip to a marriage counselor or worse – to divorce court. Hope Jen smartens up and puts that wallet away.

Do you think money problems can ruin any relationship?

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Jennifer Aniston Makes Shocking 'Baby Bump' Confession

dinsdag 13 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 12 hours ago

Jennifer Aniston baby watch has been going strong for YEARS. So it's no surprise that when she recently stepped out in a curve-hugging purple dress at the We're the Millers premiere, which made it look like her abs weren't nearly as washboard as usual, everyone screamed, "BABY BUMP!" Poor Jen. She had no choice but to set the record straight and explain to The Kyle and Jackie O what was going on with her tummy: "Just a couple of pounds."

Mind-blowing revelation there, huh? Ugh. I realize she's JENNIFER freakin' ANISTON, a gorgeous, popular, working actress-turned-celebrity who has the world by a string pretty much, but I really do feel bad for her that the tradeoff for all that glitz and glam is having to basically disclose every single minor weight fluctuation she experiences! Otherwise the public is going to have some serious questions about what's going on in her uterus! What a pain.

We can lament how we don't have Jen's hair, skin, or upper arms 'til the cows come home, but seriously, having to explain a nonexistent baby bump is one thing no woman would EVER want to have to deal with. Most of us would be mortified if we constantly had to field speculation about our stomachs. "Nope, sorry, no baby. Just bloated from the beer and pizza I ate last night!"

Most of us experience slight weight ups and downs on a regular basis. A couple of pounds is NBD! Most of us would never be able to wear a slinky, satin dress like the one she wore without wearing at least one pair of extremely, super-compressive Spanx -- and even then, it may be a no-no ...

And like it or not, all of the above is normal. We're women who give birth to other human beings, who have a menstrual cycle (eee!), who eat (oh no!), who might occasionally skip the gym (OMG!). We're not plastic dolls. Neither's Jen. 'Course she never really has to justify any of this blather about her belly with a response ... but Qs about it should never be fired her way in the first place.

Do you think it's crazy how Jen has to constantly field questions about her weight and/or whether or not she's pregnant? Would it drive you nuts to be in her shoes?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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Cumpleaños de Jennifer Aniston de Justin Theroux demuestra sólo realmente lo ama

zondag 11 augustus 2013

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Jennifer Aniston tiró bastante la 42ª fiesta de cumpleaños para novio Justin Theroux. Porque no había ninguna duda de que estos dos son saltones ojos enamorados y eventualmente caminará por el pasillo, el espectáculo se quitó ella (y probablemente cerca de 100 de su "pueblo") deberían ponerlo a descansar.

Si no eres un cínico y creo que todo fue para mostrar. Es Hollywood, después de todo, y ella es mega-famosa. Pero aun así, fue muy dulce.

¿Aniston, 44, sacó todas las paradas de su hombre bday fiesta, de la lista de invitados estrellas locamente... hmmm, Ellen DeGeneres, Ben Stiller, Jimmy Kimmel, Tobey Maguire, Laura Dern, John Krasinski, Don Cheadle, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, Isla Fisher, Samantha Ronson, Will Arnett, Malin Ackerman y Dax Shepard a nadie? --los detalles cuidadosamente planeada.

Todo el asunto se llevó a cabo en la mansión de Bel-Air de la pareja renovado sólo $21 millones.

El atuendo fue casual, como la atmósfera. Jen tanto Justin parecían llevar pantalones vaqueros de las miradas de fotos de paparazzi. Chefs personales de Aniston hizo un buffet de aperitivos probablemente increíblemente deliciosos, y los 75 invitados mezclaban dentro de casa hermosa de la pareja y afuera en la terraza.

Theroux convirtió 42 el sábado. Fue exactamente un año atrás, en su 41 º cumpleaños, que Justin y Jen se comprometieron.

Los dos son todavía mamá en cuando en realidad podrían casarse, aunque ciertamente no parecen tener ninguna prisa. Rumores habían estado volando cumpleaños de Theroux fiesta en realidad iba a ser su novia.

"Sólo queremos hacerlo cuando es perfecto y nosotros no estamos corriendo, y nadie está corriendo de un trabajo o corriendo a un trabajo", Aniston, quien actualmente protagoniza nos están los molineros, dijo la semana pasada. "Y, sabes?, ya nos sentimos casados".

Como con la mayoría otras parejas de celebridades, Jen y Justin han sido perseguido por los rumores de ruptura antes y ya se comprometieron--con algunos informes alegando Aniston y Theroux no pueden convenir en donde vivir. Pero (aparentemente) lograron mantener un frente unido a través de todo el barro-eslingas.

Para uno creo son the real deal, y dulces gestos como este partido sólo Mostrar cuánto Jen ama a Justin y se compromete con él. Sólo parecen bien y parece realmente felices cuando están juntos. Llámame un tonto romántico que aún cree que el amor puede existir en Hollywood, pero ahí lo tienen.

¿Así que ahora que he escrito todo esto bien sobre ellos, tal vez conseguiré una invitación a la boda de misterio, siempre que diablos sucede? Oh, vamos, Jen! Sé que soy un don nadie y no tienes ni idea de quién soy yo, pero usted puede hacer una excepción, ¿no? ¿Cuenta para nada que has visto cada episodio de amigos en la creación de al menos cinco veces más un montón de tus películas además de haber defendido ferozmente a los críticos? ¿O que todavía mira a tu padre en Days of Our Lives? ¿?

Pero en serio. Feliz cumpleaños, Justin. Bien hecho, Jen. No podemos esperar a ver qué sigue en el almacén para los tortolitos.

¿Crees que Jennifer Aniston y Justin Theroux va a casarte?

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Jennifer Aniston Goes Makeup-Free and the Result Is Stunning (PHOTO)

maandag 5 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 1 hour ago

Jennifer Aniston's always been the definition of "aspirational." Her skin, her hair, her body (obviously) always seem so flawless, glowy, perfect that we're constantly coveting and/or envying all of those characteristics and more. This has especially been the case as she's gotten up into her mid-40s. It almost seems like she's looking better and better. No wonder magazines love to tease that they've got the secret to her amazing looks. We are always going to EAT THAT UP.

But it also bears noting that plenty of times, we're looking at an airbrushed pic of the woman. Well, not today! Her stylist Chris McMillan posted a photo of him with Jen to Instagram, and the casual snapshot shows Jen in all her bare naked glory. Meaning, without a speck of makeup. Check it out ... 

Yeah, wow. Glowy, flawless, and just downright gorgeous doesn't even BEGIN to describe her, right? Sheesh! She doesn't even need mascara or high-end, HD foundation to look picture perfect. What a reality check!

Sure, Jen looks amazing on the red carpet, but she's also in couture and totally made-up. Of course she looks incredible on the big screen, but who knows what snazzy tricks have been pulled in post-production? Well, now, we have to face the music that the woman really IS as gorgeous as she appears ... naturally! Which makes her even more enviable. But hey, it's also motivation to eat clean and do lots of yoga!

What do you think about this makeup-free pic of Jen?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

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Jennifer Aniston Finally Reveals Her Wedding Plans

maandag 29 juli 2013

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by Mary Fischer 8 hours ago

Well, folks, it looks like Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux aren't getting married anytime soon, based on comments she made to set the record straight on the state of their relationship.

Yes, they're still engaged, but as far as finally tying the knot goes, it sounds like timing is a major issue for them.

Jen told The Associated Press, "We just want to do it when it's perfect, and we're not rushed, and no one is rushing from a job or rushing to a job."

Huh. I guess that makes sense.

But there's also another reason Jen and Justin aren't in a hurry to get hitched.

She said, "We already feel married."

Ugh. Typical Hollywood statement. But feeling married and being married are two totally different things, so if they're really as happy and in love as they claim to be, why not get this show on the road and seal the deal already?

I mean, given how busy they are, the timing is never going to be exactly perfect, so they might as well at least get some sort of plans in the works.

Long engagements tend to lead to all sorts of rumors about trouble in the relationship, which Jen and Justin have had their fair share of -- but she insists that everything is still hunky-dory.

Jen added, "We have yet to set any dates. There have been no canceled weddings. There have been no postponed weddings. There have been no arguments about where to get married. Just clearing all that up."

Ok, so basically Jennifer Aniston is engaged and the wedding is on but it may or may not ever actually happen. (What else is new?)

Do you think Jennifer will ever marry Justin?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless Again -- Which She Should While She Still Can (PHOTO)

donderdag 25 juli 2013

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by Mary Fischer 16 hours ago

Surprise, surprise. Jennifer Aniston forgot to wear a bra on the set of her new movie that's being filmed in New York City, putting her "girls" on display for the world to see just in case we didn't get a good look at them the first 100 times.

Seriously, I don't know what exactly she has against bras, but she really seems to prefer letting it all hang out -- considering how many times she's gone without one in the past.

And whether or not her braless look this time around was for a movie role is beside the point. Because in all honestly, she should probably go ahead and rock this look while she still has the luxury of doing so.

Let me explain.

Back in the day, meaning before my body went through pregnancy and a very brief round of breastfeeding -- I had no problem forgoing a bra either. At all.

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I'm a smaller-boobed gal, and since they were so perky before a tiny human took over my body, it never bothered me in the least to wear things that showed them off a bit more.

But now that I'm almost 36 and have done the whole kid thing? My bra is my security blanket. The minute I remove it, I instantly feel uncomfortable and embarrassed -- because apparently my boobs have a hidden magnet inside of them that is directly attracted to the floor.

And that's why I only take off my bra when I'm about to go to bed, and even then, most of the pajamas I wear have some sort of padding going on so I'm not totally hanging out there.

Jen may or may not ever have a baby, but now that she's marrying Justin Theroux and settling down again, getting pregnant is a definite possibility. But once that happens, she's going to have to rekindle her friendship with her bra, so now is the perfect time to give her girls one last hoorah in the fresh air while she still has the chance.

Go for it, Jen. I would too if only my boobs didn't resemble those of a 90-year-old woman.

Do you ever go braless?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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