Britney Spears Is Hotter Than Ever in Tiny Turquoise Bikini (PHOTO)

maandag 9 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

Holy hot mama! Just wait until you see this photo of Britney Spears' insane bikini body, which she tweeted out to her followers as a means of showing off showing just how hard she's worked to whip herself back into amazing shape.

In typical Britney fashion, she captioned the picture with "#WorkBitchDay2" -- as "Work Bitch" is the name of the song she was shooting the video for. (Damn. Girl loves the word "bitch.")

But forget about the title of the song for a second -- let's get back to discussing how ridiculous her figure is, in the best way possible, of course.

Oh wait -- you need to see it first before we can ooh and ahh over it together.

Here ya go:

Good GRIEF -- is Brit toned from head to toe or what?!? Usually when I see another celeb mom posing in a bikini looking all skinny and cellulite-free, I kind of roll my eyes (in a combination of envy and disgust). I try and convince myself that they look that way because they have personal trainers and nutritionists at their beck and call.

But the thing that's so impressive about Britney's bod is that she's not rail thin. She's muscular, healthy, and fit, and it's obvious that she's put a lot of effort into achieving such a strong and sculpted physique.

I'm sorry, but you don't get a body like this by hitting the drive-thru a few times a week and sitting on the couch eating bon-bons and sucking back sodas. It's obvious that Brit has really cleaned up her entire lifestyle -- to the point where she's really an awesome representation of a real mom's body, or at least a mom who eats right, works out several times a week, and keeps the partying to a bare minimum.

Oh, and how cute is that bikini? Love the color. And it's sexy without being too skimpy, which is pretty cool.

Hmm. Maybe Britney should think about changing the title of this song to "Work It Bitch" instead of just "Work Bitch."

It seems to suit the whole vibe she's putting out better, don't you think?

Are you impressed with Britney's bikini figure?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Kevin Federline's Bride Victoria Prince Married Him in a Dress Fit for Britney Spears

woensdag 14 augustus 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

Her marriage to Kevin Federline came as quite a surprise last weekend, and now photos of Victoria Prince's wedding gown have been released. It's very Las Vegas, to say the least.

With a sweetheart neckline, tons of beading on the bodice, and a skirt of lace and tulle complete with a floral print -- this thing has Sin City wedding written all over it. You know, like something Britney Spears would pick out. (Eye roll.)

As someone who prefers very simple wedding dresses with little to no embellishment or detail, the gown certainly isn't something I would've chosen or even envisioned for my big day.

But still, she really did look beautiful. Considering Victoria married K-Fed, her attire is surprisingly clean-cut versus what you'd expect from his bride.

No offense to Kev, but he's got a bit of the bad boy thing going on, and somehow I picture him marrying someone in a skimpy, possibly leather mini-dress instead of a full-length gown. Even Victoria's hair is very traditional, pulled back into a simple updo and worn with a mid-length veil.

But you know what was really, really sweet about her wedding style? Victoria and Kevin's daughter, Jordan Kay, wore a little dress that had similar detail to her mom's, which is beyond adorable.

It's obvious that Kevin and Victoria were over-the-moon to finally make things official by getting hitched. They are clearly very much in love and ready to take this big step in their lives together.

I guess it really doesn't matter what Victoria wore -- because the smile on her face was the most beautiful part of her ensemble for sure.

What do you think of Victoria's wedding dress?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Britney Spears Is Filthy Rich But She Loves a Good Bargain

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by Kiri Blakeley 12 hours ago

Britney Spears is one megarich lady. According to TMZ, she made $14 million last year. But Brit is cheap. Like cheaper than your great-grandma who can't forget the Depression cheap. Like cheaper than a hoarder who refuses to throw out her dirty Kleenex cheap. How do I know? There is hardcore documented legal proof that Brit shops at places like Pay 99 Cents or Less and 99 Cents Plus.

As for eating out, girlfriend don't need no Urasawa or Spago. She just fine with Subway, IHOP, In-and-Out Burger, and Domino's. Like I said, Brit be cheaper than one of those guys who juices electricity out of the public pole and manages to get one of those rabbit ears to pick up cable.

The breakdown of Brit's expenses is in documents filed that TMZ then got ahold of. It all has to do with the fact that while Brit seems totally normal and not cray anymore -- hey, who remembers that whole head shaving thing anyway? -- she's actually still under conservatorship headed up by her father.

The conservatorship contains $36.4 million, but that's just a drop in the bucket compared to what Brit actually makes and is worth. Brit might have more money than most hedge fund managers, but she spends like one of those old aunts who reuses her tea bags.

Britney certainly isn't the only cheap celebrity. Jennifer Lawrence brags about not owning a house and refusing to pay minibar prices in hotels. I heard JLaw balls up her Saran Wrap after taking it off a sandwich so she can use it again.

I happen to think it's awesome when rich people shop at bargain basement stores. It says they don't take for granted what they have. There are too many stories of millionaires going broke. You have to be wise no matter how much money you have. Maybe Bill Gates could never spend all of his money, but pretty much anyone else could.

On the other hand, it's not all junky household goods and gassy food for Brit -- she did spend $500 on a manicure. Which, unless you're getting solid gold nail polish, seems a bit extreme.

Still, for someone as loaded as Brit, that's a drop in the moola bucket. Brit's just like us! Only richer. And cheaper.

Why do you think rich people bargain hunt?

Image via Splash News

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Kevin Federline Marries Baby Mama in Quickie Wedding and Beats Britney Spears at Her Own Game

zondag 11 augustus 2013

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por Catherine Donaldson-Evans hace 5 horas

Britney Spears' ex marido Kevin Federline nudo el sábado por la noche, casarse con su novia desde hace mucho tiempo Victoria Prince en un rapidito Vegas boda que vinieron un día después de que se comprometieron.

La pareja es los padres de una hija de casi 2 años de edad llamado Jordan Kay y ha estado saliendo desde 2008.

Federline y Príncipe dijeron sus votos en 20 el sábado en el penthouse del Hotel Hard Rock. Jordan bebé era allí, igual que sus familias.

"Ya era hora Kevin Britney se recuperó y siguió con vida," una fuente dijo a Us Weekly. "La Victoria es una chica increíble."

Movimiento de Federline es una reminiscencia de la boda de Las Vegas de Spears a amigo de la infancia Jason Allen Alexander, que terminó tan rápido como empezó. Pero realmente no puede comparar de K-Fed matrimonio a aquél. En ese caso, Brit sólo fue enganchado con su viejo amigo Alexander y la decisión de caminar por el pasillo sonado bastante borracho... er, impulsivo. Fuentes en el tiempo dijeron que todo fue una broma demasiado lejos.

El 35-year-old que Federline sorprendió a príncipe con una propuesta el viernes después de llevarla a las Vegas con una historia que inventó. Buena vieja K-Fed.

"Kevin le dijo que iba a las Vegas para un trabajo, pero sorprendió al proponer y [entonces planea] casarme con ella mientras están allí," un insider dijo a Us Weekly. "Victoria realmente quería esto durante mucho tiempo por lo que tiene que ser soplado lejos. Ella ha probado con él desde el primer día."

Príncipe, 30, es un jugador de voleibol de ex-pro que ahora trabaja como profesor de ed especial. Y por supuesto, Federline, Ex-Sr. Britney Spears --una ex bailarina de apoyo para la estrella del pop que se casaron en 2004 después de sólo unos meses de noviazgo y se divorció en 2006.

Federline tiene una larga historia de golpear mujeres y luego dejándolos. ¡Es broma! (Tipo de). Pero él tiene cuatro niños entre las edades de 6 a 11: dos con lanzas y dos con ex novia Shar Jackson. Obviamente tiene el toque mágico. O algo así. En cualquier caso, ninguno de sus otros hijos estaban en la boda anoche.

Bromas aparte, me alegro por ti, K-Fed. Felicitaciones, grandote. Esperemos que éste se pega.

Estás sorprendido de Kevin Federline se casó otra vez? Qué te importa?

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Britney Spears' Skin-Tight Church Outfit Would Make God Blush

dinsdag 6 augustus 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 14 hours ago

Britney Spears hasn't exactly been known for her classy fashion style throughout the years, so I guess it shouldn't be a huge surprise that she was spotted in Los Angeles over a hot, sunny weekend decked out in her Sunday finest: A skintight turtleneck sweater dress with knee-high suede spiked-heeled boots. What does come as a tiny bit of a shock though is where Brit was headed: To church!

Britney and her latest boyfriend, David Lucado, were spotted in Thousand Oaks, California headed to "religious services" -- though I'm not totally sure what kind. Not with that outfit.

And what's up with the messy overly-bleached hair bun? And that strange X-like design between her boobs?

But back to the dress -- is this what people are wearing to church these days? As I recall, church was a time to wear some kind of modest, flowery concoction.

Though I guess this is modest for Brit. Imagine if she'd walked in in that belly-baring outfit with the snake over her shoulders a la the MTV Video Music Awards.

But those boots? Those are F-me boots. Not Jesus boots. And the skirt was so short I hope she wasn't sitting in the front row or surely even the most stalwart man of God would have a moment or two of disorientation.

And can we talk about the bf for a sec? The vest, the wrinkly chinos, the sneaks? Oof. But at least these two are in sync with their fashion style. They've previously been seen around town looking less than presentable. But still. This is CHURCH.

Oh, but wait. WAIT! Brit was raised Baptist, but then reportedly converted to Kabbalah, a new agey-Judaism based religion/philosophy popular with celebrities, which she was introduced to by (of course!) Madonna. (It had to be Madonna or Demi Moore.)

So Kabbalah probably isn't that concerned with modest dress, because Brit was photographed heading to services in January in a skintight black miniskirt, see-through ruffled blouse, and orange bra.

I'm not even sure God can forgive an orange bra.

Is this outfit appropriate for church? Or anywhere?

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