Miley Cyrus' Ridiculous Outfit Leaves Literally Nothing to the Imagination (PHOTO)

maandag 23 september 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 5 hours ago

Oh god. It's getting worse. Much worse. I thought Miley Cyrus would, for lack of a better phrase, tone it down a bit after she and Liam Hemsworth broke things off, but no. Not even a little. Whatever the opposite of toning down is? That's what Miley's doing. Need proof? Just shift your gaze to this photo of Miley wearing little more than tape over her boobs and a pair of undies.

I know.

Typically, when a girl and a guy break up, one of the first telltale signs of how things are going for the female is how she starts dressing. If Miley were suddenly spotted in jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers, we'd probably think: "Hey, Miley seems to be more introspective lately. Maybe she's thinking about how she's been acting and starting to regret some of her recent antics?" Or if she started walking around looking completely unkempt -- hair a mess, pajama pants on -- we may think: "Yikes. Miley really doesn't seem to be doing well right now. I hope she's okay." But the fact that Miley is dressing more revealing than she has in the past (who thought that was possible?), it makes us think: "Wow, Miley doesn't seem to be doing all that well ... and she has absolutely no idea whatsoever. Also, she isn't going to stop any time soon!"

This ... is not an outfit. It's a fishing net and some office supplies. I'm not sure who told Miley after she got dressed: "Yeah! That's a great idea to wear that in public!" But whoever it is, they're not her real friend; they're her mortal enemy. Because this is ridiculous. Miley has a hot body, and if she wants to show it off, she has every right to. But I really have no clue what the hell is going on here. It actually could be her worst fashion choice yet. And after the non-clothes she wore to the VMAs, that's saying a lot.

Miley, I hope you're okay, girl. Kind of doesn't look like it.

What do you think of Miley's outfit?

Image via Splash News

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'RHOM' Joanna Krupa Leaves Little to the Imagination in Cleavage-Baring Mini-Dress (PHOTO)

maandag 9 september 2013

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by Maressa Brown 2 hours ago

Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa has no problem showing off her bangin' body while out on the town. Yay for healthy self-esteem! But boo for feeling the need to rock out with her breasts out. Yuuuup, Joanna all but went topless while attending a Passion Nightclub Friday night bash at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida.

Joanna flaunted her figure in a royal blue mini-shift, which, like her partner in partying crime, RHOM co-star Lisa Hochstein's bandage dress, left little to the imagination in the cleavage department. Is it just me or is this look bordering on totally overplayed by now?

After being slapped on the wrist and warned not to flash too much butt, cleavage, side-boob, etc., almost every starlet and pop star in Hollywood has worn a dress like this that basically bares as much of the breast as they can get away with. It was hot the first few times, but now it's getting OLD and tired and, well, expected. Like the go-to way to show off your breasts -- or, in Lisa's case, boob job. And it's running the risk of looking so stale.

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I'd even be a bigger fan of the "boob window" look -- you know, same thing but with a sheer material over the cleavage -- at this point, which is still bordering on overkill, but hasn't jumped the shark quite yet.

Ultimately, I subscribe to the belief that if you're going short and showing leg, you can't flash too much bust, too. Pick one or the other. Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like a tramptastic trainwreck.

Not saying that's what Joanna looked like at all. She can clearly push the limits of showing a ridiculous amount of skin. However, paired with the photographic proof of the 34-year-old newlywed acting like a spring break co-ed in Girls Gone Wild? That's another story ...

Are you a fan of this major cleavage-baring style or do you wish it would go away already?

Image via Ralph Notaro/Splash News

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