Miley Cyrus Goes Completely Nude and Has Us Fearing the Worst (VIDEO)

vrijdag 13 september 2013

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by Stefanie Favicchio 16 hours ago

She came in like a WRECKING BALL and completely shattered everything we ever thought we knew about her. Hey Miley Cyrus, a little piece of advice: Put your tongue back in your mouth and put your clothes back on. Seriously, you're making a fool of yourself. Ugh, you've got to see this to believe it:

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Do you think Miley has completely crossed the line?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Stefanie Favicchio

is the Editorial Marketing Manager who loves trainwreck reality television and isn't even ashamed.

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Viral 'Worst Twerk Fail EVER' Video Revealed to Be Epic Prank! Guess Who’s Behind It?

dinsdag 10 september 2013

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by Linda Sharps 1 hour ago

We've discussed how whatever Miley Cyrus was doing at the VMAs wasn't really twerking, right? Or maybe we were all too distracted by her cow tongue antics to notice whether or not her booty had any pop. Anyway, regardless of her technical proficiency, it's clear that Miley's performance has encouraged all sorts of people to give the dance craze a try, including a girl named Caitlin, whose YouTube video went viral under this title "Worst twerk fail EVER: girl catches fire!"

That's exactly what happens in the video: she does a handstand against a door, twerks her butt, and then someone opens the door -- which causes her to crash into a nearby table that's covered in candles. The video ends as she shrieks in horror, her pantleg engulfed in flames.

The whole thing is both disturbing and deeply hilarious, and it racked up over 9 million views in less than a week. Now for the good news/bad news: the Twerk Fail Girl is TOTALLY FINE … because the video is a diabolically clever fake.

Here's the original video, which was posted by "Caitlin Heller" on September 3rd:

Caitlin included the following explanation:

I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a little too hot :)

WOW! Didn't expect all this attention. I'm fine. Just a little embarrassed!! THX!!

The clip instantly went viral, with some very serious media coverage musing that "It is unclear how badly the girl was injured or who she is," and my favorite, from the NY Daily News, "Twerking is the hot new fad, but for one girl it only left her burned."

As it turns out, the prankster behind the video is none other than Jimmy Kimmel. He revealed the hoax during his show on Monday night, confessing that "Caitlin" is actually a stunt woman named Daphne. Kimmel showed an "extended" version of the clip that includes him appearing (clad in a pink shirt and yoga pants) with a fire extinguisher at the end. Check it out:

I've got to hand it to Kimmel -- that was a masterful troll job. Golf claps for him, but I do think it's a little tragic that we're learning to become suspicious of magical moments supposedly caught on film. Twerking Girl on Fire now joins Golden Eagle Trying to Snatch Toddler in the category of BIG FAT DISAPPOINTING HOAXES. Not that I want people to get burned or eaten by birds of prey, but … oh, you know what I mean.

Did you see this twerk fail video before Jimmy Kimmel confessed it was a prank? Did you think it was real?

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lives in Eugene, Oregon with her family, where she works from home while wrangling two rambunctious boys. She always has a caffeinated beverage in hand and a LEGO embedded in her foot.

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Country Musician Arrested for Disgusting Plans with 2 Young Girls Has Worst Excuse

zondag 8 september 2013

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por Kiri Blakeley hace 9 horas

Un músico del país ha sido condenado a 17 años de cárcel por organizar a tener relaciones sexuales con dos niñas, un niño de 7 años y un 9-year-old. ¿Qué jugador de banjo Abraham Spear no sabía era las niñas "la madre", quien hizo el grotesco "trato" con online--era en realidad un agente del FBI. Abraham, según informes, se reunió con la niñas "madre" en un restaurante en Dallas, esperando a ser capaz de conseguir juguetón con sus hijas. En cambio, tenía las esposas le pegó. Y no vas a creer la excusa que usó para intentar salir de problemas.

Lanza, ex miembro de la banda de pandilleros Twang, 30 años de edad había iniciado sesión en un sitio web y comenzó a comunicarse con alguien que le pareció la madre de dos niñas. Preguntó la mujer enviar las fotos de las chicas y a cambio, enviaron una foto de sí mismo en su ropa interior y se ofreció a ser el "maestro--niñas" y supongo que él no quiso decir enseñándoles cómo twang el banjo.

Luego al parecer dijo que quería "admirarlos y frotar sobre sus patas" y algunas otras sugerencias sexualmente explícitos. En lugar de encontrarlo horrible que la "mamá" de niñas estaría de acuerdo a esto, se las arregló para encontrarse con ella y los niños.

Tan pronto como llegó como el destino para el encuentro ilegal, fue arrestado.

Él presuntamente rompió en sollozos y dijo que "no en realidad iba a hacer nada." Ay chico. ¿Cuántas veces en tu vida te has esta excusa? Alguien está básicamente totalmente configurado para hacer algo inmoral o incorrecto y cuando, intenta reclamar era una broma, o una prueba, o que ellos no tenían planes para ir a través con él.

Sí, porque la policía llegó a él primera.

Lanza también al parecer admitió que tenía un "problema". Seguro que lo hace. Pero afortunadamente estas chicas no eran reales y su "problema" no se propagó a ellos. Ahora puede contemplar su "problema" en la cárcel.

¿Te sorprende su excusa?

Imagen a través del Departamento del Sheriff del Condado de Dallas

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Woman's 'Dream Patio' Becomes Her Worst Nightmare After Contractor Makes Off With Her Savings (VIDEO)

dinsdag 3 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 1 hour ago

Every time I hear a story about someone getting screwed out of their hard earned cash by a contractor, it makes me more and more leery of doing any sort of renovation to my house.

Take Michelle Beutler, for example -- a woman who saved up her money for 10 years in order to have a flagstone patio put into her backyard. As you will hear in this video, she hired a landscaper and he completed the job -- but after he cashed her almost $5,500 check, things went into the crapper pretty quickly.

Just wait until you hear how this dude conned her!

Doesn't stuff like this make your blood boil? And can you believe this guy wasn't even licensed?

Ugh. We've been talking about finishing our bonus room and basement and putting in a nice stone patio down the road. But I'm so worried that something like this will happen to us and we'll wind up getting duped.

It just seems almost impossible to know who you can trust when hiring someone. The only way we'll ever bite the bullet is if we get great referrals from friends or, at the very least, solid references from the contractors in question. But what if they turn out to be shady too? (You never know.)

And I'll go absolutely nuts if we wind up getting mixed up with someone who leaves us broke and with a huge mess on our hands -- especially considering how much dough we'll have to fork over to achieve the look we want with our house.

Sigh. Sometimes I really think it would be easier to just pack up and move to a home that has every single feature we're hoping to eventually have in this one. At least that way we won't have to get any potentially dishonest third parties involved. (Except for the realtor. Oh boy.)

Have you ever had an issue with a contractor?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Robert Pattinson Insults ‘Twilight’ Fans in the Worst Way -- Why, Rob, Why???

vrijdag 23 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 15 hours ago

Oh Twihard fans. Please, sit down a moment. I have some terrible news for you. Are you comfortable? Can I get you a glass of water or ... no? Okay. Here, give me you hands. It's just that, well, how should I put this? Robert Pattinson thinks all Twilight fans do is sit around on their computers all day obsessing over him and the movie. He said this. In an interview. Here, I'll show you the quote. It's a little painful to hear, but you're strong and I know you can handle it. Ahem.

The real odd thing about this Twilight target group is that they aren't really teenagers. Most of them are older. Twilight has its own parallel world, its own fan culture that has been forming on the net since day one. And in an intense way that has never existed before. Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with Twilight. Day and night. So actually really exciting -- at least up to the point when I became part of that phenomenon.

Ew. That really smarts. Rob has this image of his fans as grown-ass women hunched over their computers, doing nothing but obsessing over all things Twilight, commenting on every post, all freakin' day long and maybe into the night. That's not exactly flattering. Kind of makes it sounds like he doesn't think his fans have actual, you know, lives or anything. (You have a life, reader, right? You're not actually spending the whole day obsessing over Twilight, are you?)

And oh yeah, he thinks it's super creepy that he's become part of your obsesh.

Never mind that fans much fill his pockets and are the reason why he can flit about making his smarty-pants obscure indie films. Geez, I know he's trying to distance himself from his Twilight work so people will take him more seriously as an actor, but does he have to be so MEAN about it?

Okay, now check out what he says about actually meeting his fans.

[Some interactions were] really scary and creepy. Suddenly everywhere I went people thought they already knew me. They look at a photo of me and think they have a special relationship, a friendship, an affair with me -- someone they haven't met their whole life. That's crazy ... but I try to laugh it off.

Hahaha! Rob's fans kind of scare him. No, no Rob. We're not hurt. Really. (Sniff sniff.)

SIGH. Well Rob, I enjoyed our affair. It was all too brief, and I know you've already forgotten all about me. Now I'm just somebody that you used to know. Or not, since we never actually met in person except in my dreams. My extremely vivid dreams that felt totally real, the ones I had with my eyes open in front of my computer at all hours. My heart will go on. Someone will write another young adult bestseller, and it'll be turned into a mega film franchise, and I will fall in love with its star. As God is my witness, I WILL LOVE AGAIN! And I'm not bitter or anything, but seriously? RPattz you can go straight to vampire hell, because I know you hate that nickname.

How do you feel about the way Robert Pattinson describes his fans?

Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Robert Pattinson. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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Alex McCord’s 'RHOM' Recap: The WORST Thing 1 Housewife Can Do to Another

woensdag 21 augustus 2013

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by Alex McCord 15 hours ago in Entertainment

What’s the worst crime in Real Housewives land? It's either stealing money or stealing the spotlight. As one who has teetered on those uneven stilettos for years, I can tell you that while swiping money might land you an indictment, on reality TV, stealing someone's thunder carries the death penalty. Let me break down the biggest offenders on this week's Real Housewives of Miami.

We see bridezilla number one, Joanna Krupa, struggling over her fiancé’s desire for a prenuptial agreement, which begs the question, are they so wrong? Should Romain stipulate that Joanna’s sister Marta can’t come near the wedding?

Bridezilla number two, Adriana de Moura, sticks to her story that she’s not really married -- damn the legalities!! Does that mean we can all deny we’re married if we have fights with our husbands? In any case, throwing a wedding makes for great reality television.

Finally, this week we blow the roof off cast member storylines. Every season, the ladies of each city compete for the biggest, best, most dramatic personal lives. But I'm here to tell you that what we see on the screen doesn’t dovetail with actual reality. Watch my exclusive video here for all the details and answers to your Twitter questions!

Who do you think brings the most drama on RHOM?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Real Housewives. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Alex McCord

Professional Loudmouth with Inappropriate Friends ... Writer, reality star and TV talking head obsessed with food and fashion. Wife and mama of two BOYS living in Brooklyn, NYC. @McCordAlex

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10 of the Absolute Worst Places to Have Sex (PHOTOS)

maandag 29 juli 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 14 hours ago

Despite major risks to body and reputation, people still insist on having sex outdoors and in weird places. All in the name of "spicing things up." Well, things really DO get spicy when you have to go to the hospital, the clink, or the morgue because of having sex in places people should NOT be having sex. Keep in your beds, people! Here are 10 places people should never have sex -- but DO. If you can believe it!

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A woman in Russia was found naked outside, with her head stuck in a handrail. She and her boyfriend had apparently decided to do the dirty up against the rail when her head slipped through the bars and she became stuck. Douchebag boyfriend disappeared and the cops had to get her out.

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7 Worst Messes My Kids Have Made

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If you've got kids, then you know how messy they are. Even the neat ones. 

Wait, are there actually neat kids?

After comparing my kids' messes with a friend of mine, I thought it might be fun to rank order them all.

Now I have four kids under the age of nine, so I'm pretty sure you can imagine how messy my house can get. So without further ado, here are the 7 worst messes my kids have made. Can you relate?

7. The Lego Closet

We use a Swoop Bag for our LEGOs which is a brilliant organizational gadget, except when your kids decide to dump every single tiny LEGO out in their closet. On the bright side, they're contained in a closet, but on the down side, you've got 4517201 LEGOs in your closet.

6. Paper Towel Party

I'm not quite sure exactly what I was doing at the time, but my two middle children decided to unroll about three paper towel rolls and shred them all over my kitchen (see above) I swear I was finding paper towels in all sorts of weird places in my kitchen for days after. And yes, it's worst than LEGOs because you've got piles of paper towels completely USELESS. Argh!

5. It's Raining Styrofoam Peanuts! 

I'd love to personally strangle whoever invented styrofoam peanuts, because I cannot tell you how many times I've had to clean them up off my floor. The winner was when I had an entire near television size box of peanuts in my foyer that the kids had to decided to tear apart and toss in the air like rain.

4. Toilet water puddles

Just a few days ago, my little girls decided to go to the potty together (one on the big toilet, one on the baby potty) and then when they clogged the toilet, they decided to plunge it themselves. And then jump in the water. Gross.

3. Maple syrup spill

I'm not quite sure how my son managed to drop the entire container of maple syrup, but he did, and it broke, thus covering my kitchen floor in a large puddle of maple syrup. I have never cleaned up something so sticky in my life. In fact, I think the spot is still sticky.

2. Inky Naptime

Many years ago when my now 9-year old was just two, we lived with my in-laws and instead of napping, she decided to play with a broken ink pen in her room. I walked in to discover the white carpet, the walls, and her hands and face covered in ink. Hooray for Stainmaster carpets. And paint.

1. Powdery Web

By far, the worst mess was when my two middle children (are you sensing a theme here) got a hold of a container of GoldBond powder and completely covered my entire living room with it. The whole room was WHITE. To make matters worse, they took about four balls of yarn and wrapped them around the furniture, creating a powdery, yarn spiderweb.

Tell me about the worst mess your kids ever made!

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The 3 Worst Things About My 70-Pound Weight Loss

vrijdag 19 juli 2013

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by Emily Abbate 17 hours ago

Losing 70 pounds was probably one of the most emotionally taxing experiences I've ever been through. Granted, it was a four-year difficult weight loss, but during the journey, I grew as a person. I learned about myself. I contemplated the kind of person I wanted to be. I created goals. I did a lot of soul searching. I developed new hobbies, many of them active.

Mostly, the outcome from my journey has been positive. I'm a happier person who enjoys life more. I'm a healthier person who has more energy. I feel like my overall outlook on life is much much more positive and I try to associate myself with people who are positive, as well.

But don't get me wrong ... there have been negatives, too.

WHOA. I'm not complaining. I promise, really. I'm just being real with you here. Thus I present you with the 3 worst things about my 70-pound weight loss:

1. Clothes are fucking expensive. Sorry for the expletive, but it's true. I'm the kind of woman who searches around for the right pair of jeans for weeks, only to contemplate buying them upon location because of their hefty price tag. Now, imagine doing that ... for all your clothes. During those four years I developed a habit of waiting to buy new clothes, thinking to myself that if I wasn't done losing weight, then there was no point to drop the cash. Many times, I was right.

But not all the time. And when it came time to cave in, buy everything from thongs and bras to tops and dresses -- it added up, quickly. That old college job delivering newspapers helped with that. Yeah, I won't bother explaining how I got involved in that.

2. People who don't care about you will pretend to. Mostly men (if you're straight). For me, it's been primarily old high school and college classmates who I haven't spoken to in years. These men remember me larger. They remember me as someone who I'm most certainly not anymore. I've been approached at bars, messaged on Facebook, emailed, texted ... all by men who I may have only spoken three words to back in the day. I'm sorry, but I'm not buying your "we should catch up!" or "it's been years!" fake excitement bit for a minute. You're not getting in my pants. 

Of course, I've been contacted by women too. Women who don't really care what I've been doing for the last bazillion years, but want to know how I did it. While I appreciate the messages and often respond because I feel like it's good karma, the usual trend is they fall off the face of the earth after I do that. Oh well, if I can help someone better their life, too, then it's worth it.

3. Your perception of yourself may never fully change. I know for a fact that I look like a completely different person now. I'm proud of who I have become and the hard work that it took me to get here. But I think I will always, if only for a few seconds sometimes, see myself as larger than I really am. Heck, most women (and men) deal with this even if they haven't been on a similar journey.

What's important, though, is I don't find myself doing crazy things because of this altered perception. On the days I feel "fat," I still feel lucky. Does that mean I won't run an extra mile that day during my workout? I very well may. But what's important is that I'm realistic, that I stay thankful, and that I stay true to myself.

Have you ever lost a lot of weight? Did you find any negatives?

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