Lindsay Lohan's Hilarious 'Jimmy Fallon' Appearance Can Only Mean One Thing (VIDEO)

zaterdag 28 september 2013

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by Jacqueline Burt 15 hours ago

Okay, guys, I don't want to jinx anything here, but I think ... I think ... Lindsay Lohan just might be getting her mojo back. For realz this time! The formerly troubled starlet (yeah, that's right, I said "formerly"! Cause let's try some positive thinking for a change!) made an appearance on Jimmy Fallon last night as a guest on the Wayne's World-esque tween girl talk show "Ew!" and guess what? She was really, really funny. Really! I mean, remember last year when she hosted SNL and it was supposed to be a big "comeback" type thing and it was more of a "come again?!" kind of thing? Well, all of that weirdly nervous, unfocused, I'm all messed up and I don't know why/feeling kinda freaky and that's no lie energy was gone last night, and in its place was vintage LiLo. 

Hmm, could this be a good omen for our favorite morgue janitor?

HELL to the YES, I say!! Let's think about this for a minute: See, Lindsay Lohan used to be an actress, remember?? Before she became a pro car crasher/Ambien taker/jewelry thief, girlfriend was an actress -- and a good one at that. (I hate to drag out ye ol' Mean Girls reference, but how awesome was she back then??) So now that she's back to kicking ass as a performer, she'll start remembering how great that feels (a better high than any drug ... right?? No, seriously!) and want to keep kicking ass again and again. And she must know by now that too much gypsy-punching does not a successful acting career make. 

Check out this clip if you haven't seen, and you'll see what I'm talking about:

Was I right or was I right? LiLo is BACK, bitches!

Do you think Lindsay Lohan's Jimmy Fallon appearance was a good omen? 

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jacqueline Burt

has written for numerous magazines, newspapers, and websites. She is easily bored and often tired, so she requires constant entertainment to keep her awake. Dance, Monkey! Dance! 

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'Bridesmaids' Star Rose Byrne Rocks Blond Makeover Bound to Be the Next Big Thing (PHOTO)

woensdag 25 september 2013

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by Maressa Brown 14 hours ago

Actress Rose Byrne -- who you may recognize from Bridesmaids as Helen Harris and Get Him to the Greek as Jackie Q -- has always looked picture perfect with her medium brown mane, but it turns out she can also rock blonde locks and look just as good. No, wait, even better! Not a feat just any brunette can accomplish, amirite?! Especially as we're going into the colder months, when we're all encouraged to take our hair color even deeper, richer, darker -- not blonde.

But like Khloe Kardashian with her ombre highlights, Rose has proven the perfect blonde can be pulled off anytime of the year! She debuted the makeover whilst appearing at the Emmys with nominated boyfriend, Boardwalk Empire star Bobby Cannavale.

The reason it seems to work -- and be beyond covetable? It's not in-your-face blonde. It's more of a honey-toned, soft, and warm blonde. I feel like there's a real difference between going lighter but staying warm and golden vs. lighter and cooler. Clearly, the warmth of this hue works with Rose's skintone. It's obviously far from natural, but it could be!

It's like 180 degrees from some recent attempts by brunettes to go blonde -- cough, Kim Kardashian, whose blonde is just too jarring and doesn't suit her skintone. That said, if anyone or anything is going to convince you to go for sunny highlights even as we're swiftly approaching Halloween, it's Rose and her bombshell new 'do -- all the way!

How do you feel about Rose Byrne's hair makeover? Would you try something like it?

Image via Veronica Summer/Splash News

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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Dina Lohan's Alleged DUI Could Be Just the Thing to Keep LiLo on the Straight and Narrow

zaterdag 14 september 2013

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by Jacqueline Burt Yesterday at 5:44 PM

It's a good thing the Lohans are a photogenic family, because their mugshot gallery just keeps getting bigger! And nope, we're not talking about now (hopefully) sober LiLo -- this time, it's 50-year-old Dina Lohan who's in trouble with the law, getting arrested last night for drunk driving in Long Island, New York.

Mama Lohan was allegedly driving 77 mph in a 55 mph zone when cops pulled her over at around 11 p.m. on Thursday night, with a blood alcohol level registering at .20 (over twice the legal limit of .08). Dina was booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding, then released to an unidentified "sober third party," but is due in court later this month. Yikes!

Now, I have to tell you that, initially, I was extremely tempted to go on a "guess the Lohan doesn't fall far from the tree" type rant about this unfortunate event. 

You know, "of course Lindsay is a mess with a mom like that, yada yada yada, this is probably going to screw up her newfound sobriety big time, blah blah." But then I realized something -- it could be that the exact opposite is true. Think about it: Back when Lindsay was crashing Porsches and mopping up morgues and slapping gypsies, her mom's behavior probably seemed completely fine. Better than fine, even -- what's better than a mom who's also a drinking buddy?? (Obviously lots of things, but you get my point.) Now that Lindsay is cleaning up her act, she's probably seeing things a lot more clearly -- seeing things for what they truly are. Meaning, she's probably realizing that she doesn't want to end up like her mom, still posing for drunken mugshots at 50 years old. And that's the kind of realization that could keep LiLo on the straight and narrow for a long, long time.

Do you think Dina Lohan's DUI could be a good thing for Lindsay?

Image via New York State Police

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jacqueline Burt

has written for numerous magazines, newspapers, and websites. She is easily bored and often tired, so she requires constant entertainment to keep her awake. Dance, Monkey! Dance! 

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Jimmy Fallon's 'Breaking Bad' Parody Is Funniest Thing You'll See All Week (VIDEO)

vrijdag 13 september 2013

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by Michele Zipp 4 hours ago

With only six more months left of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon until he takes over for Leno and just three episodes left of Breaking Bad until that turns into a spinoff called Better Call Saul (um, no thanks), it makes total sense the two amazingnesses combined. And that they did in a parody no one could have done as well as Jimmy Fallon. That's Jimmy by the way in this photo. Not Walter White. Jimmy!

There are some great cameos in this spoof called Joking Bad. And it brings back some of our favorite moments from Breaking Bad. Check it out, but prepare yourself for unexpected cameos and some serious laughs ... and seeing Gus laugh his ass off. Literally!

"Let's joke, bitch!"

Did you catch the whiteboard behind Steve Higgins (Jesse) and Jimmy (Walt) with the equation: Anthony Weiner + One Direction = One Erection? Joking bad!! Higgins and Fallon capture their meth makers to perfection. Like Blue. Heisenberg-approved. Ad Miles makes a great Hank. A skinny Hank, but a great Hank.

I always get confused when I see Bryan Cranston with a full head of hair and loved seeing him pop up in the audience of Fallon's show, along with Jesse. I mean, Aaron Paul. I mean, MY GOSH HE'S SO CUTE! Don't die, Jesse. Please don't die. Aaron gives Fallon a "boooo bitch!" and Cranston throws a pizza at him. Perfect! Just like seeing Jay Leno at the end.

I'm thrilled Jimmy's taking over for Leno. Not thrilled Breaking Bad is almost over ... forever. I'll take a Jesse spin-off instead please.

What was your favorite moment from Joking Bad?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Michele Zipp

loves vintage and will defend skinny jeans to the death though she is highly superstitious and "death" is probably a bad word choice. She has a touch of the hoarding disease and enjoys sleuthing, the worst reality shows, and wearing high heels, even at the playground. She's an AP mom of twins, slightly crunchy but with a pedicure.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Bel Air Mansion May Be the Thing That Breaks Them

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by Mary Fischer 4 hours ago

Good grief. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West visited their new Bel Air mansion yesterday to see how the renovations are coming along -- and that place still isn't close to being done!

A photo was snapped of them standing in the driveway. While it's kind of hard to make out the expression on their faces, they sort of look annoyed to me -- and who can blame them?

They bought the place back in January, and eight months later, they're still shacking up with mama Kris over at the Jenner mansion. And if moving in with her wasn't already less than ideal enough -- you know things have been even more cramped and hectic since baby North West entered the picture. (Can't a girl get her own crib?)

Considering how many months have gone by, it's hard not to wonder what exactly they're doing to this pad. I mean, it's not like it was in shambles when they purchased it, so what the heck is taking so long?

Could it be that they really are installing surveillance cameras all over the place in addition to outfitting the bathrooms with gold-plated toilets? Maybe that's part of what's holding things up?

Whatever the case, Kanye and Kim have to be going out of their minds right about now. At this point, it probably would've taken less time to just build a house from scratch rather than trying to turn this place into their dream home. And since they already shelled out $11 million for it, you gotta wonder just how many more hundreds of thousands or even millions they're pumping into the renovations, bumping up the total price even higher.

Yes, I know they have more than enough cash between them for that sort of thing. Still, they probably could've saved time and money had they either bought a home that fit their needs, or had one custom built.

For their sake, let's hope they at least get to finally move into the place by the end of the year. If they don't, 2014 may not start on a very bright note. The longer they stay with Kim's mom, the better the chance of their living situation driving a wedge between them. And then they'll have to sell the place before ever setting foot in it, which would really suck.

Why do you think these renovations are taking so long?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're Krazy for the Kardashians! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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