Farrah Abraham Is, Like, the Best 'School Mom' Ever

zaterdag 28 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 15 hours ago

At this point it feels like I should have a daily column called "Farrah Abraham Sez" because the Teen Mom seems to drop fresh crazy out into the universe on a daily basis. One minute she's getting her lady-bits covered in plastic, the next she's taking her 4-year-old daughter Sophia to therapy. It must be tough to be Farrah -- or Sophia, for that matter!

You'd never know it if you follow Farrah on Twitter. She recently shared that, while working as a parent monitor during recess, she found out that she's everyone's "favorite" parent. Oh my god, Farrah -- "favorite" and "notorious" are two very different words with two very different meanings. 

Sofia might think it's nice now to have her friends swarming her popular mom, but that's not going to last. Once the kids learn just why Farrah's so famous, Sophia is in for attention of the negative kind. It won't be pretty. I don't think Farrah's given much thought to the downside of being the "favorite" parent. 

30min of recess time @School with Sophia , I'm the class favorite #Mom ((Thanks for the honor kiddos)) :)

— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) September 25, 2013

If the school itself begins signaling out Sophia for special attention, that's bound to incur the wrath of other parents. If I was a parent at Sophia's school and I felt my kid was being overlooked for their "favorite," I'd have a real problem with that. The extra attention might not be the best for Sophia either. Rather than be recognized for her own work, she'll be praised for her mom's celebrity. That does no one any favors. 

Is Farrah doing Sophia more harm than good?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

Rebecca is a writer who lives in Brooklyn with her cats. She is probably even at this moment spilling food on herself.

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Juguetes nuevo adulto de Farrah Abraham tiene forma demasiado Farrah en ellos (VIDEO)

dinsdag 24 september 2013

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Oye, ¿sabes lo que ha estado desaparecido de nuestras vidas? Juguetes sexuales de Farrah Abraham. Lo sabes. Ella lo sabe. Por eso ha sido difícil en el trabajo, tener sus partes femeninas en silicona para que cada uno podemos tener nuestra propia Farrah Abraham muñeca del sexo. Que Dios nos bendiga, cada uno. Farrahs para la gente. ¿Quién quiere uno? ¡! ¡ Y tú! ¡ Y tú! ¡ Y tú!

Bueno, en serio, sin embargo. ¿Quién quiere uno? Me pregunto sinceramente. Porque una empresa ha ido e invertido en la fabricación de estos juguetes (dilo como Farrah: Toh-Zee!), y asumo que hicieron sus estudios de mercado y vi un montón de posibles compradores. ¿Realmente, Farrah potencial sexo dueños de muñeca? REALMENTE. ¿Qué es lo que te excite Farrah?

Mira el video... esta muñeca va a ser tan correcta como se pone anotomically. Usted será capaz de hacer todo con él. Usa tu imaginación. No me hagas elaborada. Por favor.

Al más puro estilo Farrah, obtenemos una mezcla extraña de bimbo sex kitten y... mami! Como ella se acuesta sobre su espalda, rodillas arriba, goop aplastada contra su área genital, señala que es la misma posición que asumió cuando dio a luz. ¿Sabes qué? Yo soy todo para el reconocimiento de que la energía sexual, energía creativa y la maternidad provienen esencialmente el mismo lugar. Sólo porque usted es una madre, no por eso que también puede ser sexual. Pero de alguna manera, cuando la idea sale de Farrah boca, sólo me hace sufrir. UF.

"Vaginal y anal!" Farrah chillidos. "Puedo decir aquellos porque soy una mamá!" ¿QUÉ? No entiendo cómo se relacionan esas dos ideas. Te juro que a veces lo que Farrah dice arruinados cosas así para ser perverso. Tal vez no es tan tonto como parece, tal vez realmente se calcula.

O tal vez le doy mucho crédito.

De todos modos. ¿Qué más queda por decir? Ahora tenemos esto, o lo haremos pronto. Podríamos acabar con toda una línea de juguetes, no sólo las muñecas Farrah. Parece como que quiere reinventar el conejo, que... bueno. (Es decir, ya lo hicieron con el Conejo feliz pero no importa.) Parece como un ajuste natural de Farrah. Ahora usted puede recrear Teen puerta trasera. Como... tú siempre... quería... suspiro.

¿Qué opinas de la última apuesta de Farrah?

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Farrah Abraham Makes a Claim So Outrageous We Can Barely Laugh

maandag 23 september 2013

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I think Farrah Abraham might have an evil twin. That's the only logical explanation behind her very existence. Think about it, doesn't it kind of make sense? One day she's classy, the next she's trashy? One day she's filming a sex tape (#backdoormom4lyfe), and the next she's claiming she doesn't care about fame.

Ha, ha, ha, that's right. My best friend Farrah (stay tuned for our web series coming never to a computer nowhere near you) recently spoke about her relationship with the media. Did you know Farrah doesn't want to be famous? Stupid evil twin, making Farrah an integral part of the D-List.

Keep in mind before you read her sage words, the woman has a new TV show in the works. So it's not like she's this century's Emily Dickinson, interviewed from her home, the crawlspace beneath her stairs.

I've never really been about fame or attention from the television and the people who see me on it. Now in our lives we are very choosy about reality television and what we do. I think if there's no real educational impact or showing advocacy for something, then, you know, I don't really think it's a good thing to be a part of.

I hate it when people use the word 'literally' as a means of emphasis, but I'm going to make an exception. That quote LITERALLY makes no sense. Not one whit. If Farrah really believes what she's saying, here are five other things she's likely to believe are true.

1. Unicorns

They exist, they have powers, and every day that passes is another chance for Farrah to meet one and befriend it.

2. Thunder Is Just Angels Bowling

Every time there is a thunderstorm, Farrah can be heard to yell out, "STRIKE!" Little does she knows, the angels are actually really into Settlers of Catan right now.

3. Invisibility

When Farrah doesn't want to deal with a problem, she believes that she "turns invisible." What actually happens is that she stops blinking and begins holding her breath while we all avoid her for fear she has gone quietly mad.

4. Cleaning Elves

Farrah doesn't own a mop, because she believes her home is cleaned by an army of well-meaning elves. You should see her bathroom.

5. Her Hair Has Powers

Farrah believes that her long hair gives her powers including super-strength. Thankfully she does not believe her hair has given her the ability to fly.

Do you think Farrah really isn't interested in fame?

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Carta abierta a Farrah Abraham: por qué tu nuevo restaurante es un error más grande que el porno

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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¡ Farrah, Farrah, Farrah. Miss Farrah Abraham, de la no-a-sexo-sexo-cinta es sumergir los pies en una piscina nueva carrera. Farrah ha sido citado diciendo que quiere abrir un restaurante en su ciudad natal actual de Austin, Texas.

Austin, el Brooklyn del sudoeste (ya sabes que soy derecho), está lleno de los foodies afables de la persuasión inconformista. Cuando se enteraron que Farrah estaba tratando de unirse a sus filas, juntaron y escribió su carta abierta. Farrah podría haber mordido más de lo puede masticar. Los hipsters de Austin son notoriamente difíciles de complacer. Lea lo que tenían que decir por sí mismos.

"Estimada Sra. Abraham,

Recientemente ha llegado a nuestra atención que va a abrir un restaurante en el área metropolitana de Austin. Eso está muy bien. Lo siento nos tomó un tiempo para reunir esta carta. Estábamos revisando nuestra madre de kombucha y discutir sobre la calidad de algunas riñas a medida.

Si usted quiere ser aceptada aquí, tendrás que hacer algunos cambios. Nos dimos cuenta de que no parecen llevar un montón de franela, que va a tener que cambiar. Es eso o tal vez incorporar algunos chalecos en tu armario. También vidrios. Sí. ¿Nos dimos cuenta de que no tienes ninguno? No necesitan ser recetados o lo que sea. Sólo invertir en algunos cuadros de gran tamaño suficiente para hacerte lucir, como límite hogareño.

Ahora hablemos de la comida de su restaurante va a hacer. Sugerimos que se pega a los clásicos: quinua pepitas, kale helado, Sustitutos proteicos bebible, cervezas de $2 y tacos vegano. ¿Mientras estamos hablando de eso, tal vez sólo vender todas estas cosas de tu auto? Porque ahora camiones de comida son enormes. Tengo que ir, Clap Your Say manos Sí toca un concierto pop-up en casa de Rico en 20 minutos. ¿Sabe Rico, verdad?

Atentamente,

"Todos de los Hipsters de Austin.

¿Crees que el restaurante de Farrah lo hará en Austin?

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Novela de Farrah Abraham sexo hará Mira 50 tonos como Shakespeare

dinsdag 3 september 2013

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¿Supongo que escuchó las noticias del casting de película cincuenta tonos de gris , bien? Oh Dios, no me grite! Sé... estamos muy decepcionados. No quiero que me lo recuerdes. Yo lo mencioné porque donde el resto de nosotros vimos algunas decisiones desconcertante, una mujer vio una oportunidad de oro. Este fin de semana, Farrah Abraham leer los titulares y me preguntaba, ¿ahora cómo hacer esto por mí? Dingdingdingdingding! (Sí, esa campana en realidad explota en la cabeza.) ¡Lo sé! Farrah pensó para sus adentros. Traeré a esa novela épica romántica que supuestamente estoy escribiendo y comparar otra vez con matices cincuenta! Y eso es cómo llegamos a nuestra cotización Farrah oro de la semana: "Cincuenta Shades of Grey va a tener su dinero".

¡ Farrah. 1. ¿Qué pasa? 2. Yo creo que quiere decir "que mi romance épico va a dar cincuenta matices un plazo para su dinero". Pero podría estar equivocado, porque sólo Dios sabe qué diablos está pasando por tu cerebro. Tal vez te refieres a que pagó E. L. James para escribir su romance épico, que además no tiene ningún sentido. En cualquier caso, no ME hagas reír.

No olvida eso. Me gusta reír. Continúe.

Nos dice todo acerca de cómo tu libro va a sexxx-hacia fuera y hacia fuera-vender cincuenta tonos. Cuéntanos cómo tus maravillas de gramática hará prosa James sonido como Proust. Háblenos de las líneas argumentales que se enreden irremediablemente, la profundidad de su diálogo. ("¡ Ooh baybeee." "Sí, sí.") Cuéntanos todo sobre cómo volará tu libro fuera de los estantes no sólo porque es una novedad, sino porque es una novedad con poder de permanencia.

¿Sabes qué? Creo que Farrah sólo debe contratarme como el escritor fantasma. Sé que es no escribirlo ella misma porque ella tiene problemas suficientes hilando una oración coherente. En realidad me encantaría la oportunidad de dar un plazo de cincuenta tonos de gris para su dinero.

¿Crees que la novela de Farrah Abraham competirá en absoluto con cortinas de cincuenta?

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'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham Misses Daughter's First Day of School to Party

vrijdag 30 augustus 2013

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by Jeanne Sager 3 hours ago

Let's say it's your daughter's first day of school tomorrow. What do you do? Get to bed early so you can leap out of bed, make her pancakes, and take a ton of photos? Or do you go the Farrah Abraham route and stay out partying until the wee hours, a few thousand miles away from home? The Teen Mom is getting major flack this week for missing her daughter's first day of school.

Photos on Twitter prove Farrah was in New York, partying it up after the VMAs with the likes of Jenny McCarthy just hours before daughter Sophia started her first day of pre-K back home in Texas. The folks over at Radar did the math (and checked flights out of New York) and have proven it would have been impossible for Farrah to make it home in time for her daughter's big moment.

But does that make her a bad mom?

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I'm going to go out on a rather precarious limb here and defend Farrah.

Yes, you heard it.

So what if she wasn't there for her daughter's first day of school. It's pre-K. The kid has at least 13 more first days of school in her life.

And OK, so this was a biggie, her first first day.

But you know what? We don't always get to be there for the biggies because we can't be tethered to our kids 24/7. I remember going to daycare to pick up my then-1-year-old daughter after a long day of work, and she walked to me. The sitter graciously did not mention whether she'd walked earlier in the day, but my brain tells me that she probably did. I missed it. I MISSED my daughter walking for the first time.

Was I partying? No. I was working.

Which is kind of the same thing for Farrah at the moment. She's trying to build a career as an actress (God help us), and that means having her face seen at events like the VMAs. In the long run, having a job that puts food on the table for little Sophia is more important than being there for one particular moment.

Do you think Farrah is a bad mom for missing Sophia's big day?

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'Teen Mom' Star Bashes Farrah Abraham as a Potential 'DWTS' Contestant

maandag 26 augustus 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 5 hours ago

Chelsea Houska's outspoken dad, Randy, just tweeted that he hates Farrah Abraham. Just kidding. Kind of. Randy didn't exactly come out and say he disproves of the Teen Mom-cum-porn star, but he did make some pretty passive-aggressive comments about the murmurings that say that Abraham may be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars.

Randy, AKA Papa Randlicious, tweeted:

"Dancing with the Stars seems to be #JumpingTheShark." He then fired off a "clarifying" tweet, saying: "When the show is getting so bad it uses desperate measures like Fonzie jumping the shark on Happy Days."

Okay, A) Yeah, right. That first tweet was TOTALLY about Farrah's possible foray into dancing reality TV. And B) I have two words for you, Randlicious: Tanning. Mom.

I certainly don't think Farrah Abraham is a "legitimate celebrity", but if anyone would make Dancing With the Stars jump the shark, it's friggin' Patricia Krentcil, AKA Tanning Mom, who's reportedly in talks to be a contestant. I mean, Tanning Mom? Just ... no.

It's going to be interesting, finding out who the real DWTS contestants are this season, as there have been some cah-razy names thrown out there. But one thing's for certain: Papa Randlicious isn't going to be happy with the line up. He'll watch it. But he won't be happy.

Thoughts on Farrah and Tanning Mom being on DWTS?

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Farrah Abraham Asks Fans to Buy Her Expensive Gifts in a Completely Offensive Move

dinsdag 20 augustus 2013

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by Sasha Brown-Worsham 3 hours ago

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has done a lot of bizarre and crazy things over the years, especially since leaving her MTV days behind her, but perhaps nothing has been as insane and entitled as her latest stunt. Farrah has publicly broadcast her extensive Amazon wish list. And what a list it is ...

From her "fans," Farrah has requested (among other things): a $900 dress, a $1,400 bookcase, a $500 rug, $300 shoes, and a $750 chandelier. Classy, eh? Why she expects people to buy her anything is entirely unclear, but one thing that is clear: This girl is WAY out to lunch.

Looking back, maybe the signs were there all along. Farrah was always a bit of a spoiled brat even in the 16 & Pregnant days. But God. She has gotten worse.

Asking fans to buy her things is really kind of the lowest of the low. And that's saying a lot given she has already done porn. This woman needs to get a grip and fast. Besides, didn't she already make a million dollars or more from her porn, er, excuse me, "sex tape"?

Look, it's fine. She thinks she is famous. Maybe some really lonely old men out there will buy her a $750 chandelier. But maybe a better plan for her would be focusing in on her child and letting go of this "fame" monster that is clearly consuming her.

We all wish for many things. Apparently Farrah just thinks she can get him. Hell, maybe the reason people hate her so much is that she represents that greedy side of all of us. It's that side that would do anything for money and wants a pink chandelier. It's an ugly side we like to hide. We can look at Farrah and be horrified because she puts it out there, ugliness and all.

I guess she's doing what she can to survive. I just wonder what the price will be to her daughter.

Do you think Farrah's wish list is ridiculous?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Sasha Brown-Worsham

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Farrah Abraham Is Trying to Keep Her Daughter Sophia Away From Her Grandma -- Not Cool

dinsdag 13 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 13 hours ago

Watch out, Farrah Abraham -- it looks like Grandma Stormie is trying to get her hands on Sophia again. The mother of Sophia's dead father, Derek Underwood, sued Farrah for visitation rights in 2010, but the court ruled against her. Last week in an interview, Stormie Clark questioned Farrah's fitness as a parent and said she wanted at the little girl. But now she's clarifying that. NO, she is not suing for custody. (Yet.) All Stormie wants is the right to visit her granddaughter, she says.

After the rumors flared up last week, Stormie took to the comments section of WetPaint to set the record straight. And by the way, there goes her credibility as a rational, mature person if she's using the comments section to get her story out, but I'll overlook that for now. Apparently her strategy worked, because here I am, writing about it. Anyhoo! This is what Stormie says.

I would like to clear a few things up here. First and foremost, all I care about is Sophia's well being. There are always two sides to every story, and unfortunately my side of the truth has purposely not been aired.

I did not, and never would keep money from my own granddaughter. I am not profiting off of this article, and I could care less about being in ‘the limelight.’

I am not trying to get custody of Sophia. I am just very concerned for her well being. Sophia is all that we have left of Derek, and while still grieving his loss, we would like to be able to see his only child. Derek, not knowingly, left behind such a precious gift from God.

So there you go. For now, anyway, Stormie is not plotting a custody battle. All she wants is access to her granddaughter because by the look of things, time with Grandma Stormie might actually be an improvement over whatever Farrah calls parenting these days. I don't know, just because you're a sex worker doesn't mean your a lousy mother -- can we just acknowledge that? But I get what Stormie is saying.

She is, after all, the mother of Sophie's father. Sophie should grow up knowing something about that side of her family. It is sad that she lost her son and doesn't have contact with her granddaughter. And honestly, how crazy is Stormie's crazy compared with Farrah's and her parents' crazy? I kind of think it's bananas everywhere you look for these folks, so what's the difference? Farrah is in no position to judge -- she should go ahead and let Sophie bond with her grandma.

But I think Stormie might be a little more persuasive if she could make her case without insulting Farrah's parenting as she did in her earlier comments. Obviously Farrah's making some questionable choices in her life -- that's not lost on anyone. But pointing that out is just going to put Farrah on the defensive -- and in turn, that will make her less receptive to Stormie's request. Grandma needs to make this just about her relationship with Sophie, not about making up for Farrah's crappy parenting.

Do you think Stormie should get visitation rights to Sophie?

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Farrah Abraham Recording a New Song?!! -- But We Still Haven’t Recovered From Her First One!

donderdag 1 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 1 hour ago

Prepare ye for the End of Days! Or at least prepare to cover your ears. Farrah Abraham is back in the studio and may be recording another song. Yesterday Farrah tweeted, "In the studio :))))))" Dear God, does she mean recording studio, as in singing another song that will make our ears bleed? Or does she mean studio where she'll film another "sex tape"? Because honestly, I've heard her sing, and I've seen her porn, and I'm not sure which was more traumatizing. No, actually I do: It was the singing.

Can we talk Farrah out of this? Is it too late? Can someone find out where this studio is so we can cut off its power supply?

It may actually be too late. That tweet was from yesterday, and how long could it possibly take for her to record the world's most painful music, anyway? Not long at all, guessing from her last effort. In case you missed it, or your hypnotherapy successfully erased the song from your memory, here's Farrah's musical debut, "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom."

WHAT AM I DOING? No, don't play that. Oh God, the autotune abuse alone ... Saaaaave yourselves. The horror.

Maybe it's enough if I just remind you of the lyrics: "Dude (ahhh) Dude (ahhh) Dude (ahhh) / Myself out of my own frame / Sick and fight, dreamin' up / Doesn't deserve my thing / No boy, I am always have / It just takes time ..." Actually, I can't understand a word she's singing. And now I have to go see my hypnotherapist again, dammit. Maybe I should sue Farrah Abraham for pain and suffering plus damages. Again. SIGH.

No, I cannot blame Farrah this time. I take responsibility for my own bleeding ears. When her new song comes out (if she releases it), I can resist hate-listening to it. Oh I'll be tempted! I'll want to hate-listen and then blog about it. But I! Can! Resist! So can you. Friends don't let friends listen to Farrah sing. That is all.

Would you listen to another Farrah Abraham song?

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Farrah Abraham Got Physical With Rehab Nurse, Says D-List Celebrity Who Witnessed It

maandag 29 juli 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 1 hour ago

If you have an abundance of time on your hands, or don't have many interesting things going on, you've probably been following the recent goings on of Farrah Abraham. If not, I'll catch you up: After her big porn debut and a weird public fight with Charlie Sheen, Farrah checked herself into rehab -- not because she had "like, an actual issue," but because she simply wanted to become a better person. But before the Teen Mom star made this insane declaration, it was made public that she was actually kicked out of rehab for out of control behavior. The end.

But now it's coming out that "out of control behavior" actually meant Farrah "got physical" with a nurse. This, according to random and surely rock solid source, Michael Lohan.

Lohan, who is a spokesperson and interventionist at The Lukens Institute, recently called in to a radio show to talk about Farrah's behavior while she was there. He said: "She would go on tirades. She was very abusive towards staff, especially the nurse at our place. She physically cornered the lady."

Now, I realize that everything Michael Lohan says and does needs to be taken with a grain of salt, but if this proves to be true, looks like Farrah's "real" intention behind rehab was a bust. If she was cornering nurses and going off on tirades, her ploy to attend rehab simply for the therapy didn't work. Shocker. And side note, why would anyone attend a rehab facility that Michael Lohan works at? And side note on top of my side note, why is Michael Lohan disclosing patient information on morning radio shows?

If Farrah truly wants to become a better person, she should enroll in an anger management course on top of regular ol' therapy. And, if I may, I'd like to recommend a facility that doesn't employ out of control dads of out of control actresses. Just a suggestion.

What do you think of Farrah's behavior?

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Farrah Abraham niega el problema con el Alcohol, pero su explicación de la rehabilitación es incluso más loco!

donderdag 18 juli 2013

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Puede bajar su Biblia y dejar de orar por Farrah Abraham y su adicción. La Madre de la adolescente, aunque acaba de salir de rehabilitación para estar fuera de control, no tiene un problema con el alcohol "real". O un problema con algo, realmente. Ella es perfecta. La única razón por la que Farrah fue a rehabilitación era así ella podría convertirse en un buen modelo a seguir a los demás. Así que, realmente, todos deberíamos pasar algún tiempo en rehabilitación en un momento u otro en nuestras vidas. Es por nuestro propio bien y el mejoramiento de la humanidad. Gracias por mostrarnos la luz, Farrah. Para ser honesto contigo, nunca, en 1 millón de años, pensé que registrarme en rehabilitación sin tener un problema real. Eres un pionero a través de y.

Farrah aclarado las cosas hasta OK! revista, diciendo:quería mejorar aunque no tenga, como un problema alcohólico real --tomo siendo un modelo a seguir en serio. Es básicamente intensa terapia, como analizar tus emociones, tu vida como un niño, su adolescencia a través de quién eres ahora, tus relaciones y entender cómo demuestras ira, tristeza, culpa, vergüenza, alegría".

¿así... es como terapia regular en muchas maneras? Pero nadie puede ir a la terapia regular. Y no tienes que quedarte, dejando a su hija de 4 años de edad. Espera, ¿por qué no Farrah ir a terapia regular si no tiene un problema con el alcohol? Y si realmente toma en serio su "modelness de papel", ¿por qué hizo porno anal? Sólo preguntaba.

Si Farrah tiene un problema de abuso de sustancias, realmente espero que llegue la ayuda que necesita, en todo caso, por el bien de su hija. Y si ella no, bueno, es raro. No te revisas en una clínica de rehabilitación únicamente con el propósito de mejorar tú mismo. Hacer algo de yoga, por el amor de Dios.

¿Crees que Farrah tiene un problema con el alcohol, o ¿crees que su rehabilitación fue sólo para la publicidad?

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‘Teen Mom 3’: Meet the New Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout (VIDEO)

woensdag 17 juli 2013

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by Ericka Sóuter 13 hours ago

Get ready for all new baby mama drama! Teen Mom 3 is set to premiere on August 26 and we have a sneak peek. The new cast comes from season 4 of 16 and Pregnant as they face life as young moms who don't have a clue what they are doing. Check out the video. It could be MTV's craziest installment yet.

Among the new moms: Alex's dreams of opening a dance studio are permanently on hold as she juggles three jobs. Things are so bad between Briana and her baby's father that she left him off the birth certificate. Katie hopes motherhood won't end her education. She is taking online classes at a community college and dreams of transferring to a four-year university. Former cheerleader Mackenzie is engaged to her son's father, but they hit a devastating rough patch. Your heart will break, not just for these teens, but also for the innocent babies caught in the middle.

It's hard to watch these girls go through this. Any adult who has had a child knows how difficult it is to raise a child when you have an education, job, and steady support system. None of which these girls have. If anyone thinks Teen Mom glamorizes teenage pregnancy, they clearly have never watched an entire episode.

Will you watch the new season of Teen Mom?

Click "Like" for the latest on the Teen Moms. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Ericka Sóuter

is a veteran pop culture and celeb news writer. That experience boils down to two things: she knows way too much about the Kardashians and she dominates on Trivial Pursuit's arts and entertainment questions.

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Farrah Abraham será hacer absolutamente nada para llamar la atención... y funciona! (FOTO)

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por Maressa Brown hace 11 horas

Oh querido... Farrahde lo nuevo. La Teen Mom-convertido-estrella de cine para adultos, fresco de rehabilitación, asistió a la Conferencia Exxotica de Chicago . ¿Bien, lo que sea, no es la gran sorpresa, derecho? Pero es lo que hizo cuando llegó allí que es alucinantemente molesto. Tomó una foto con un recorte de cartón que declara, "Jesús ama a las estrellas porno". Yuuuuup.

Por supuesto después de romperse el pic, ella entonces Twitter, escribiendo, "tenía que hacerlo ;)!! #love #Sex cualquier flotar tu barco." Sí, lo que haga flotar tu barco--como haciendo lo más bajo, más impactante, ridículo, que puede pensar que hacer para llamar la atención. Y, espera, oh no, eso es exactamente lo que estamos haciendo por seguirla o incluso comentando sus payasadas. Agghh!

¿En serio, algo como esto no debería estar a la última gota? ¿Impulso para un grito de batalla que FARRAH ignorar?

Por impactante, atroz y nosotros irritante para la prensa, está haciendo exactamente lo que quiere. Es como si ella ha tomado la fórmula de Kim Kardashian-Paris Hilton, agregada en un guión de "Hago lo que quiero" Justin Bieber o Miley Cyrus-ness, mezclado en eso miel Boo Boo pequeños en agenda buscan fama desvergonzado de Tiaras y EAT IT. Es verdaderamente horrible cuando lo piensas así. (Y cuando crees que ella puede estar riendo todo el camino al banco. Gah!) Es realmente un caso a dar la espalda a ella... para siempre.

Todavía, más fácil decirlo que hacerlo, ¿no? ¿Nosotros no podemos destrozar nuestros ojos lejos el trainwreck... o no?

¿Te preocupas por payasadas más recientes de Farrah? ¿Que opinas sobre esto?

Imagen via Twitter

Haga clic en "Me gusta" para la última de las madres adolescentes. Sobre el autor Maressa Brown

ha disfrutado de informes y la escritura para una variedad de entretenimiento y revistas y sitios web de las mujeres. Más a menudo que no, usted encontrará sus blogs, al gimnasio, leer, investigar algo en su iPhone, riendo, charlando en un anterior-volumen "normal", o conseguir su dosis de cafeína.

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Farrah Abraham Latest 'Playboy' Gaffe Is Just Laughable

dinsdag 16 juli 2013

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by Sasha Brown-Worsham 1 hour ago

Word on the street has it that Farrah Abraham, once a Teen Mom, now a porn star, is hopping mad after the allegations that she asked Playboy if she could pose for them and they turned her down. The "star" took to Twitter to defend herself, saying she never asked and would only do so for money.

Yeah, because they are beating down her door. Delusional, much? Farrah is such a liar (that was no "personal sex tape," honey!) that I wouldn't believe her story about not asking them anyway, but even if I would, the reality is Playboy isn't exactly seeking her out.

After all, we have seen it all. Farrah tweeted this to her fans:

Really laughing at all the blog lie drama about Playboy, for the record ‘I never reached out’ nor do I care, if it happens they can pay up:)

The truth is, her entire body has already been marketed, packaged, and sold. Why would Playboy want to show us something we can see for $4.95 on the Vivid site?

Playboy is all about either ingenues we have never seen or big stars we have always wanted to see. Farrah is more of a Hustler girl. Or maybe even Penthouse when it was still around.

It's actually kind of sad. Whether fame went to her head or her head was always this messed up, she clearly has a messed up sense of just HOW in demand she is and WHY. People want to see her because she is a hot mess. These aren't "fans." These are people who want to laugh at her.

No, Farrah, you have no shot with Playboy, whether you contact them or not. You are an attractive girl, but you have overplayed your hand. Let it go. Stop mentioning it. You are embarrassing yourself.

Do you think Farrah would ever get Playboy?

Image via Vivid Entertainment

Click "Like" for the latest on the Teen Moms. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Sasha Brown-Worsham

can't decide whether she is a mother, writer, or runner, but is usually all three at some point each day. She has written for dozens of print magazines, newspapers, and websites. She rarely ever writes on bathroom walls.

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