'RHOOC's Brooks Ayers Threatens to 'Beat' Vicki Gunvalson in Secret Tape Recording (LISTEN)

woensdag 21 augustus 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 15 hours ago

I have a confession to make. I have sort of been pulling for Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers to stay together, if for no other reason than to piss off her fellow housewives and family. I really can't stand the way they tell her how to live her life, while they aren't such great partner pickers themselves. On the show's finale, it started to become apparent to everyone that Vicki's son-in-law didn't have her best interests at heart as he bossed her around her own home and brutally lashed out at one of her guests.

Suddenly all of Ryan's dire warnings about how terrible Brooks is became suspect. Vicki finally told both Briana and Ryan that she was going to date Brooks whether they liked it or not. But now a secret tape recording has emerged that will throw Brooks back into his usual smarmy light. He was reportedly secretly recorded drunkenly saying that he was going to "f**king beat" Vicki's ass!

RadarOnline got ahold of the tape, which they swear is Brooks, and according to them, he's talking to Ryan. The convo goes like this:

Brooks: Bitch, like she's never done it before, ever.

Ryan: You'll be all right.

Brooks: F**king whore.

Brooks: I'm a f**king beat her ass when I see her.

Ryan: No. That ain't right. You can't beat her up.

Brooks: I'm going to beat her ass. That's what we do in the South.

On the face of it, these words are horrific. And no wonder Vicki ended up splitting up with him again.

But after listening to the tape, it sounds to me like a guy just talking shit. Idiotic shit, yes. But he doesn't sound serious in the slightest. He's kind of laughing, and apparently a little drunk, and probably thinks Ryan is his pal and will get his little jokes about "beating" Vicki's ass. Sometimes words are just words, even if they are crass ones.

Plus, it's so obvious how Ryan is setting him up to say things that he can later play to Vicki.

Of course, I could be wrong. Maybe he's an abuser. But after seeing Ryan in action on the finale, I don't trust him either. I think Ryan and Brooks are in a battle to take advantage of Vicki, and Ryan is winning.

What do you think of this tape?

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Farrah Abraham Recording a New Song?!! -- But We Still Haven’t Recovered From Her First One!

donderdag 1 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 1 hour ago

Prepare ye for the End of Days! Or at least prepare to cover your ears. Farrah Abraham is back in the studio and may be recording another song. Yesterday Farrah tweeted, "In the studio :))))))" Dear God, does she mean recording studio, as in singing another song that will make our ears bleed? Or does she mean studio where she'll film another "sex tape"? Because honestly, I've heard her sing, and I've seen her porn, and I'm not sure which was more traumatizing. No, actually I do: It was the singing.

Can we talk Farrah out of this? Is it too late? Can someone find out where this studio is so we can cut off its power supply?

It may actually be too late. That tweet was from yesterday, and how long could it possibly take for her to record the world's most painful music, anyway? Not long at all, guessing from her last effort. In case you missed it, or your hypnotherapy successfully erased the song from your memory, here's Farrah's musical debut, "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom."

WHAT AM I DOING? No, don't play that. Oh God, the autotune abuse alone ... Saaaaave yourselves. The horror.

Maybe it's enough if I just remind you of the lyrics: "Dude (ahhh) Dude (ahhh) Dude (ahhh) / Myself out of my own frame / Sick and fight, dreamin' up / Doesn't deserve my thing / No boy, I am always have / It just takes time ..." Actually, I can't understand a word she's singing. And now I have to go see my hypnotherapist again, dammit. Maybe I should sue Farrah Abraham for pain and suffering plus damages. Again. SIGH.

No, I cannot blame Farrah this time. I take responsibility for my own bleeding ears. When her new song comes out (if she releases it), I can resist hate-listening to it. Oh I'll be tempted! I'll want to hate-listen and then blog about it. But I! Can! Resist! So can you. Friends don't let friends listen to Farrah sing. That is all.

Would you listen to another Farrah Abraham song?

Image via F1Abraham/Twitter

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is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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