'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Mid-Season Finale Recap: Kourtney and Scott Make a Truly Disturbing Sex Tape

maandag 2 september 2013

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by Casey Rackham 14 hours ago

Tonight on KUWTK, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick recreated Kris and Bruce Jenner's sex tape. It was every bit as gross as it sounds ... and then some.

Basically, the family was at dinner and somehow Kris brought up the fact that she and Bruce made a sex tape way back in the day -- you know, a casual Kardashian dinner conversation. Scott instantly was infuriated that Bruce admitted to doing something like a sex tape when he's bashed and judged Scott for doing "stupid" things for years. So how does he decide to get back at him? By recreating the sexcapade. Good one, Scott. That'll show 'em who's boss.

Kourtney and Scott took the whole project super seriously and pulled out all of the stops. They both got their hair and makeup done (Kourtney looked exactly like Kris), and Kourtney even wore her mother's lingerie. I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. Khloe filmed and Rob directed "Backdoor Bruiser," and then they put on a screening of it for the entire family. EWW!! It was a family affair that entered a whole new level of ... yuck.

Even if the "sex tape" was just a reenactment and they didn't have actual sex on camera, what kind of daughter is okay doing that? It's so weird. I would never be comfortable even thinking about that. The mere thought of my parents doing the dirty is enough to make me want to gouge my own eyes out. How could Kourtney actually go through the motions (literally) of pretending to have sex with her stepdad, aka Scott? NO ONE DOES THAT.

I get it. The Kardashians are a tight-knit group. They do everything together, and they talk about everything, but things are just getting creepy now. There seem to be zero boundaries. Being open with your family is one thing, but going so far as pretending to be your own mother having sex with your own stepdad is completely absurd. Someone in that family needs to stop these shenanigans before another Kardashian comes out with a sex tape. This world doesn't need another one.

Do you think Kourtney was out of line for recreating the sex tape?

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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnancy Rumors Fly After Scott Disick Posts Pic of Bare Belly (PHOTO)

dinsdag 27 augustus 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

You know those rumors that are floating around about Kourtney Kardashian being pregnant with baby number three? Yeah, well, they're heating up even more now that Scott Disick posted a photo of Kourtney's bare belly to Instagram with the caption, "Looks like an angel."

Um, take a good, close look at the pic. Apparently some people are seeing a baby bump on Kourt -- but all I see is a ridiculously flat stomach that most moms would kill to have, especially after having two babies.

Hell, if that's what being pregnant looks like, then I wanna be pregnant too. Actually, scratch that -- if Kourtney appears to be expecting based on this shot, then I'm fairly certain I always look about six months pregnant to everyone around me.

I guess there is a chance that Kourt has another bun in the oven, but at this point, I don't think we should read too much into this photo, especially considering how pregnancy rumors seem to run rampant among the Hollywood crowd these days. Gah. Can't a girl enjoy a good meal without everyone assuming she's knocked up? (Choosing to savor a pizza in La-La land must be a real buzz kill when it results in a food baby.)

And if for some reason you are seeing a tummy bulge on Kourtney in this photo, take another look at the angle she's standing at. She's kind of hunched over with her back arched a little bit, which makes her stomach protrude forward. I suppose that can be easily confused with a baby bump (though her mid-section still looks flat as hell to me).

This one could really go either way, but for now, I'm going to go ahead and predict that Kourt is NOT preggo. She just happens to have a boyfriend who can't resist sharing photos of her bangin' bod.

Ok, your turn to weigh in -- do you think Kourtney is expecting?

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Kourtney Kardashian dice Scott Disick es el padre de Mason y tiene la prueba de paternidad para probarlo

vrijdag 16 augustus 2013

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Kourtney Kardashiande demanda de paternidad drama es finalmente encima. Su pesadilla comenzó cuando modelo Michael Girgenti presentó documentos legales alegando que era el padre biológico de Mason Disick. Después de la reunión en una sesión de fotos de 2008, dijo que habían tenido relaciones sexuales cuando ella concibió sin protección. Cuando estaba claro que este tipo no sólo va a desaparecer, Kourtney se sintió obligado a tener una prueba de ADN y finalmente hablar sobre el desastre todo sórdido.

Aquí está su declaración el 15 de agosto:

Después de años de tres-y-uno-mitad de rumores y mentiras que se extendió por un individuo que conocí brevemente en una sesión de fotos, estoy preparando el expediente recto que Scott es el padre de Mason. Mientras que abordar estas mentiras ridículas... me entristece especialmente cuando la verdad nunca estuvo en duda--esta historia debe ser poner a descansar.

El definitivo de la prueba prevista de ADN prueba que Scott es el papá de su bebé a 99,99 por ciento. Estoy de acuerdo con ella--sórdido todo este lío es ridículo... no a mención vergonzoso.

En algún momento tienes que sentir pena por las Kardashians. Sí, parecen tenerlo todo--que trae en un interminable camino de enemigos. Es como si tienen objetivos en sus espaldas. Supongo que es lo que viene con su nivel de fama, pero algunos de estos ataques son tan crueles. Kourtney pobre no deberías tener que defender la paternidad de su hijo y en realidad tienen que mostrar al mundo una prueba de paternidad. Eso es terrible y humillante.

Es como si el mundo le gusta ver su estilo de vida superficial, excesiva tanto como verlos miserables. Cada una de las hermanas Kardashian está pasando por una especie de infierno pública. Kim está luchando Kanye West engañando a los rumores, mientras que Khloe está tratando de demostrar al mundo que no ha terminado su matrimonio con Lamar Odom. Es realmente triste. Empiezo a preguntar si tienen más enemigos que los verdaderos fans.

¿Crees que gente como viendo vidas personales de la Kardashian implosión?

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Stars Are Already Copying Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Name

vrijdag 19 juli 2013

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by Mary Fischer 16 hours ago

Aww! My Girl star Anna Chlumsky is a mom! The 32-year-old actress welcomed a baby girl today, her rep confirmed to Us Weekly.

This is baby number one for Anna and her husband, Shaun So. When it comes to what they decided to call their little girl, well -- I think you'll agree her name sounds pretty familiar.

Or at least it will certainly ring a bell if you happen to be a Kourtney Kardashian fan.

Yep, they called her Penelope Joan So -- so now it looks as though Anna has way more in common with the K-Dash crew than she ever dreamed.

But then again, maybe she has no clue who the Kardashians are. During her pregnancy, Anna indicated that she and her husband had a few names in mind and said, "We like things to be original so you're not confusing your kid for some other person."

Hmm. I doubt anyone will ever confuse her Penelope with Kourtney's -- but considering Kourt gave her baby the moniker a year ago, Penelope Scotland Disick will probably be the first baby that comes to mind as far as associating the name with the celebrity kid crowd goes. And if Anna followed them at all, she probably would've chosen something different -- because everyone is automatically going to assume she "stole" it from Kourt. (Ugh.)

Those Kardashians. They're such a bunch of trend setters. Even when it comes to baby names. (Though I highly doubt Kim has to worry about anyone copying North's name. Just sayin'.)

But even if it's not the most unique name anymore, Penelope is still pretty darn adorable, and there's certainly room for more than one little girl with that name, right?

Congrats to Anna and her husband -- and hopefully she won't waste any time in sharing a photo of their newest addition!

Do you like the name Penelope?

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Kourtney Kardashian Says She Was Raised by Nannies Not Her Mom

donderdag 18 juli 2013

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by Adriana Velez 9 hours ago

Who raised the Kardashian kids, really? Looks like Kris Jenner isn't getting much credit at all, at least from her oldest daughter, Kourtney. In an episode of Keeping Up she and Kourtney argued over how many towels Kim would need for the baby. Kris said she knew better because "I had six kids!" "You had a hundred nannies!" Kourtney lashed back. Ouch, Kourt. Are you claiming you were raised by nannies?

Kris claims she didn't have any help when Kourtney was born. And since Kourt was her first baby, that might actually be true. But we know for certain she employed nannies with the rest of her kids -- I know, because I actually interviewed one of the Kardashian nannies. But that doesn't mean Kris doesn't know anything about parenting... or towels.

True, Kris probably missed out on a lot of the little moments a stay-at-home mom would know about. Maybe she was on her own for a year or so, and then got help when the next babies came along. But I remember Kardashian nanny Pam Behan saying Kris was a definitely involved in the day-to-day details of her children's lives. She was a bit of a micro manager. She may not have witnessed every child's first steps, but she would know how many towels you need. I think she was like that.

So yeah, Kourtney pretty must was raised by nannies. Can we give Kris a little credit, though? I think all the working moms around the world would appreciate it. Kris didn't have to work -- well, maybe not financially, but possibly for her mental health. But that doesn't make her a no-nothing mom. It's okay, though. Kris has thick skin, and I'm sure she wasn't hurt by Kourtney's words.

Do you think Kris Jenner knows a thing or two about parenting, or do you think she was totally uninvolved?

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is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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