Scott Disick Replaces Toilet Paper With $100 Bills Because Apparently He Just Can't Help Himself (PHOTOS)

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 1 hour ago

Dude. What the heck is up with Scott Disick posting photos of $100 bills accompanied by strange, disgusting, and completely egotistical comments?!?

No, you aren't hallucinating. That's a picture of a bunch of $100 bills on a toilet paper roll. Want to hear how Scott captioned it? "I know y'all didn't think I would actually use toilet paper!"

Yes, he said that -- for reals.

As if he actually thinks we're dumb enough to believe that he has replaced Charmin or Angel Soft or whatever with a roll of God knows how many perfectly legitimate Ben Franklins. (At least they don't appear to be counterfeit.)

Oh, and the fun didn't stop there. Nope. Here's another beauty of Scott using his endless supply of cash as a phone.

With this one, he seemed to be making fun of those less fortunate than himself by saying, "Hello, peasant's is that u? #fucku"

Way to keep it classy, Scott.

Um, who the heck does he think he is -- a freakin' king or something? 

Just when I was finally starting to believe that Scott might actually be a pretty cool guy that people tend to misread based on how he's depicted on TV -- he goes and pulls a stunt like this. Now I'm convinced he is, indeed, one of the world's biggest asshats.

Either that, or he's just so damn bored and figures everyone already thinks he's a complete jerk. So he decided it couldn't hurt to go ahead and give people yet another reason to beg Kourtney Kardashian to come to her senses and run for the hills.

But if he was the least bit serious in flaunting his money and poking fun at people who aren't mooching off the Kardashians as well off financially as he is, maybe Kourt should consider kicking him to the curb and making him get a job to support himself for a change. Something tells me if reality were to hit him smack dab in the face, he'd switch to generic toilet paper in a heartbeat.

Do you think Scott was joking around or rubbing his wealth in people's faces?

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is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnancy Rumors Fly After Scott Disick Posts Pic of Bare Belly (PHOTO)

dinsdag 27 augustus 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

You know those rumors that are floating around about Kourtney Kardashian being pregnant with baby number three? Yeah, well, they're heating up even more now that Scott Disick posted a photo of Kourtney's bare belly to Instagram with the caption, "Looks like an angel."

Um, take a good, close look at the pic. Apparently some people are seeing a baby bump on Kourt -- but all I see is a ridiculously flat stomach that most moms would kill to have, especially after having two babies.

Hell, if that's what being pregnant looks like, then I wanna be pregnant too. Actually, scratch that -- if Kourtney appears to be expecting based on this shot, then I'm fairly certain I always look about six months pregnant to everyone around me.

I guess there is a chance that Kourt has another bun in the oven, but at this point, I don't think we should read too much into this photo, especially considering how pregnancy rumors seem to run rampant among the Hollywood crowd these days. Gah. Can't a girl enjoy a good meal without everyone assuming she's knocked up? (Choosing to savor a pizza in La-La land must be a real buzz kill when it results in a food baby.)

And if for some reason you are seeing a tummy bulge on Kourtney in this photo, take another look at the angle she's standing at. She's kind of hunched over with her back arched a little bit, which makes her stomach protrude forward. I suppose that can be easily confused with a baby bump (though her mid-section still looks flat as hell to me).

This one could really go either way, but for now, I'm going to go ahead and predict that Kourt is NOT preggo. She just happens to have a boyfriend who can't resist sharing photos of her bangin' bod.

Ok, your turn to weigh in -- do you think Kourtney is expecting?

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Kourtney Kardashian dice Scott Disick es el padre de Mason y tiene la prueba de paternidad para probarlo

vrijdag 16 augustus 2013

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por Ericka Sóuter hace 55 minutos

Kourtney Kardashiande demanda de paternidad drama es finalmente encima. Su pesadilla comenzó cuando modelo Michael Girgenti presentó documentos legales alegando que era el padre biológico de Mason Disick. Después de la reunión en una sesión de fotos de 2008, dijo que habían tenido relaciones sexuales cuando ella concibió sin protección. Cuando estaba claro que este tipo no sólo va a desaparecer, Kourtney se sintió obligado a tener una prueba de ADN y finalmente hablar sobre el desastre todo sórdido.

Aquí está su declaración el 15 de agosto:

Después de años de tres-y-uno-mitad de rumores y mentiras que se extendió por un individuo que conocí brevemente en una sesión de fotos, estoy preparando el expediente recto que Scott es el padre de Mason. Mientras que abordar estas mentiras ridículas... me entristece especialmente cuando la verdad nunca estuvo en duda--esta historia debe ser poner a descansar.

El definitivo de la prueba prevista de ADN prueba que Scott es el papá de su bebé a 99,99 por ciento. Estoy de acuerdo con ella--sórdido todo este lío es ridículo... no a mención vergonzoso.

En algún momento tienes que sentir pena por las Kardashians. Sí, parecen tenerlo todo--que trae en un interminable camino de enemigos. Es como si tienen objetivos en sus espaldas. Supongo que es lo que viene con su nivel de fama, pero algunos de estos ataques son tan crueles. Kourtney pobre no deberías tener que defender la paternidad de su hijo y en realidad tienen que mostrar al mundo una prueba de paternidad. Eso es terrible y humillante.

Es como si el mundo le gusta ver su estilo de vida superficial, excesiva tanto como verlos miserables. Cada una de las hermanas Kardashian está pasando por una especie de infierno pública. Kim está luchando Kanye West engañando a los rumores, mientras que Khloe está tratando de demostrar al mundo que no ha terminado su matrimonio con Lamar Odom. Es realmente triste. Empiezo a preguntar si tienen más enemigos que los verdaderos fans.

¿Crees que gente como viendo vidas personales de la Kardashian implosión?

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es un veterano pop cultura y celeb escritor de noticias. Que la experiencia se reduce a dos cosas: Sabe demasiado sobre las Kardashians y domina en Artes y entretenimiento preguntas del Trivial Pursuit.

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