'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Mid-Season Finale Recap: Kourtney and Scott Make a Truly Disturbing Sex Tape

maandag 2 september 2013

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by Casey Rackham 14 hours ago

Tonight on KUWTK, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick recreated Kris and Bruce Jenner's sex tape. It was every bit as gross as it sounds ... and then some.

Basically, the family was at dinner and somehow Kris brought up the fact that she and Bruce made a sex tape way back in the day -- you know, a casual Kardashian dinner conversation. Scott instantly was infuriated that Bruce admitted to doing something like a sex tape when he's bashed and judged Scott for doing "stupid" things for years. So how does he decide to get back at him? By recreating the sexcapade. Good one, Scott. That'll show 'em who's boss.

Kourtney and Scott took the whole project super seriously and pulled out all of the stops. They both got their hair and makeup done (Kourtney looked exactly like Kris), and Kourtney even wore her mother's lingerie. I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. Khloe filmed and Rob directed "Backdoor Bruiser," and then they put on a screening of it for the entire family. EWW!! It was a family affair that entered a whole new level of ... yuck.

Even if the "sex tape" was just a reenactment and they didn't have actual sex on camera, what kind of daughter is okay doing that? It's so weird. I would never be comfortable even thinking about that. The mere thought of my parents doing the dirty is enough to make me want to gouge my own eyes out. How could Kourtney actually go through the motions (literally) of pretending to have sex with her stepdad, aka Scott? NO ONE DOES THAT.

I get it. The Kardashians are a tight-knit group. They do everything together, and they talk about everything, but things are just getting creepy now. There seem to be zero boundaries. Being open with your family is one thing, but going so far as pretending to be your own mother having sex with your own stepdad is completely absurd. Someone in that family needs to stop these shenanigans before another Kardashian comes out with a sex tape. This world doesn't need another one.

Do you think Kourtney was out of line for recreating the sex tape?

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is a Californian who loves everything having to do with brie, Christmas, BBC America, and Mindy Kaling. Spoiled by perfect west coast weather, she doesn't understand why humidity exists.

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'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Recap: Kim Kardashian Serves Placenta to Her Unsuspecting Family

maandag 26 augustus 2013

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by Julie Ryan Evans 9 hours ago

Eww! Keeping Up With the Kardashians tonight was not for those with weak stomachs. Kim Kardashian was considering whether she would be eating the placenta when her baby was born.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat some of Kim's placenta too. She said she wanted to have a third child just so she could eat the placenta. The rest of the family -- Bruce and Kris Jenner in particular -- were grossed out by the notion.

It really bothered Kim that they weren't more open and understanding, and so she decided to teach them a lesson. The plan: She and Kourtney would order a random woman's placenta off the internet, cook it, and serve it to their unsuspecting family. Only once they gobbled it down would they reveal what they had served to them.

I was honestly open-mouthed in disgust and horror that they would actually go through with it. But there they were doing so.  Now, I know there are definitely benefits to eating one's own placenta, and I think it's great for women who want to so. But to make your family eat that of a stranger and not tell them what it really is -- well, that's just wrong. 

Jonathan Cheban, Kris, Bruce all ate it and were reasonably appalled when Kourtney and Kim broke the news to them about what they had just eaten. No one wretched right there at the table, but they would have been justified in doing so. I know the family plays pranks all the time, but this just went way too far.

Fortunately, later in the show the girls revealed (at least to viewers) that it was not in fact placenta -- it was brisket. Phew! But they had yet to tell those that sampled it, so they still think they ate it, which was bad enough. Even though I was relieved to know that the whole thing wasn't quite as gross as I thought it was, it was still pretty bad.

So now, the questions we're all dying to know -- did Kim really end up eating the placenta after North was born? And perhaps, more importantly, did she give Kourtney a bite?

Do you think Kim and Kourtney's prank went too far? Would you/did you eat your own placenta?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're Krazy for the Kardashians! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Julie Ryan Evans

can be found writing from coffee houses wherever she may be. The quality of her days is largely influenced by the seat she nabs and whether a protein plate is available.

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Sleeping Apart May Be the Secret to Keeping Your Relationship Alive

vrijdag 16 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 13 hours ago

For some reason, researchers are obsessed with finding new and usually, seemingly bummer stats for us about marriage, divorce, sex, basically anything and everything related to our most important, personal relationships. Like doubts before your wedding mean you're headed for a divorce. (Eye roll.) Or fighting is the secret to a happy marriage. The latest: 30 to 40 percent of couples sleep apart, according to a study out of Ryerson University in Toronto.

Sounds startling and sad at first read, right? But believe it or not, the researchers actually seem to have a sunny outlook about the finding!

They say that sleeping separately is not necessarily an indicator of the relationship being on the rocks. In fact, they say couples who don't share the same bed may be even better off. Gasp! You don't say! Yes, that was sarcasm. Do we really need researchers to tell us this? Well, maybe they do because there are some who think it's a travesty when couples sleep separately ... But I'm not one of 'em.

I knew my husband and I were meant to be in part because I had no problem falling asleep next to him, and I'd never been comfortable enough to do that before. And for the past six and a half years, sleeping in our shared queen-sized bed has been natural and downright lovely experience ... some nights. Not the nights when one of us is sick, snoring, or experiencing other less than pleasant midnight disturbances that keep the other from getting their Zs.

Thankfully, over time, DH has done a wonderful job anticipating when he might not be the best bedmate (or maybe when he also doesn't feel like dealing with the bad bed behavior he claims I'm guilty of, which is stealing all the covers, pfft), and he relegates himself to the couch. I know, how sweet! And that's what I'm talkin' bout! It definitely keeps our relationship healthy (cuz we're well-rested!) and happy to sleep apart certain nights.

Of course I'm all for the benefits of being together between the sheets -- pillow talk, cuddling, spooning, chatting, nuzzling, goofing around, SEX! (obvs), etc. -- but all of that can be done on the couch or before bedtime before you go your separate ways, if that's what works best for you. Ultimately, the actual act of snoozing through the night with one another isn't imperative. Though it can be wonderful to wake up next to your partner ... as long as they don't have horrendous morning breath!

What do you think about this study? Do you sleep separately or together -- and does it hurt or help your relationship?

Click "Like" if you love your husband! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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