Jennifer Aniston Forces Justin Theroux to Give Up a Prized Possession to Be With Her

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 2 hours ago

When it comes to the megawatt, beautific pairing of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, let's just say these two look quite happy together, but part of that is that they know who's boss. And it certainly ain't Justin. We already heard that Jennifer refused to move to New York, Justin's hood. And she's definitely not having the wedding there, because that would be WAY too convenient for Justin's friends and family. And she's gonna spend her money the way she likes it. Hey, Justin might look great in his underwear, but we know who wears the pants. And the latest example of this is straight from Justin's mouth. Jen refused to let Justin keep his syphilis throat! No, no, no. Jen didn't need an emergency round of penicillin. And Justin is presumably syphilis-free. Well, he certainly is now. 'Cause no way was Jen letting Justin's collection of icky syphilis throats in their house!

Justin told GQ magazine, referencing the scene in When Harry Met Sally ... when a couple fought over the boyfriend's wagon wheel table (which eventually went out with the trash):

My wagon-wheel table is my syphilis throats. [They were] beautiful wax-museum pieces -- handmade, from the 1800s -- from a museum of curiosities. They're just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever. They weren't going to be above the fireplace anytime soon.

Bumkill Jen made Justin move his oddities to his office.

There definitely comes that time when a gooey-eyed couple moving in together suddenly realize there are certain appurtenances from your honey that you just can't stomach.

I remember furiously trying to get my ex to throw out or give away a big bag of teenage era hockey sticks, which were taking up serious amounts of space in our closet. Closet space comes at a premium in New York. Oh, it was a terrible battle, my friends. He insisted he would one day get back into hockey and need his precious high school hockey sticks. Of course, he never got back into hockey. He never would get back into hockey. The hockey sticks were a manifestation of some sort of long-lost youthful, half-baked dream.

I'm pretty sure I prevailed over the hockey sticks. I could be wrong. I've blocked it out of my mind.

But Justin has that beat with STD throats. Seriously, I cannot imagine Jennifer Aniston letting tongues deformed with gonorrhea grace any mantel on her property. And you know it's HER property.

But will all of this bossiness finally emasculate Justin to the point where he's sleeping on his office couch next to his herpes lips? We shall see.

Did you ever make your husband throw something out that he desperately wanted to keep?

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Jennifer Lopez Returns to ‘American Idol’ But Her New Handsome Sidekick Is No Simon Cowell

dinsdag 3 september 2013

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by Jill Baughman 1 hour ago

Does anyone still watch American Idol? Bueller? Bueller ...? I think a lot of people tuned out when Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj were judges -- not even a fake feud could save that season. But now news is out about the brand spankin' new judges' panel. For those of you who still care, and apparently I do too, as I'm writing about it, the new ones will be: Jennifer Lopez, Harry Connick Jr., and Keith Urban, the sole returning judge from last season.

Hooray?

Idol veteran Randy Jackson will be back as an in-house mentor. We'll see how that goes. Ryan Seacrest will be back as host, so all of you worried about his departure can rest easy tonight.

But seriously, kids, is the show really the same ever since Simon Cowell left?

Embroiled in some baby daddy drama nowadays, Simon hasn't been a part of Idol since what's seemed like forever. The best part of the show was listening to all these hopeful contestants sing and then hearing what he had to say. I mean, the things that would come out of his mouth! And in that accent! "Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."

While watching the first few seasons, it was fun formulating opinions in your head, listening to the BS the first two or three judges said, and then seeing if your opinion matched up with Simon's. And with Jennifer, Harry, and Keith ... whose responsibility is it to come up with those biting one-liners now?

Can you imagine any of them saying something like this, "You look a little odd, your dancing is terrible, the singing was horrendous, and you look like one of those creatures that live in the jungle with the massive eyes. What do they call those? Bush babies." And getting away with it? I don't think so. I really don't think so.

Especially since Harry issued this statement: "I have always been a huge fan of American Idol and really enjoyed my time as a mentor on the show. And I am honored that they’ve asked me to be a judge this season. As an entertainer, I am truly excited to bring my perspective to American Idol, and to help emerging performers find their way."

Oy. Nothing Simon-esque about that one. Don't get me wrong, Harry's a super-likable and talented guy. And of course he's going to be polite and politically correct in a statement, but still, the question remains ... can these judges save the show?

And will anyone actually tune in to find out?

For nostalgia sake for the good old days, check out this video of Simon's best:

Will you tune in to American Idol now that the three judges have been decided upon?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jill Baughman

is the copy chief of The Stir and geeks out over all the nuances and weirdness of the English language.

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Jennifer Aniston Might deja dinero antes de que empiece a arruinar su segundo matrimonio

dinsdag 20 augustus 2013

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por Ericka Sóuter hace 10 horas

Jennifer Aniston puede dirigirse a heartbreak todo otra vez. No siempre ha tenido suerte en el Departamento de romance. Su matrimonio con Brad Pitt famosamente se estrelló e incendió después se enamoró de su señor y la señora Smith costar Angelina Jolie. Sin embargo, los aficionados esperábamos que había encontrado en novio Justin Theroux. Pero si los informes más recientes son para ser creído, Jen está saboteando su propia relación y es un error que han hecho muchas otras mujeres.

Como muchas parejas, Jennifer y su marido que no veo a los ojos en un tema muy importante: dinero. Aparentemente, ella ama tratar a sí misma de prodigar, Escapadas, de compras, mientras que él es más práctico con el dinero de alto precio. Fuentes han dicho globo revista que cayó tanto como $15.000 en un armario de verano y ni siquiera llevaban muchas de las caras nuevas maneras--algo el más frugal Justin sólo puede entender.

Jen también al parecer tiene una inclinación para pasando estas juergas cuando ella está abajo o tuvo un mal día. Tantas mujeres pueden relacionarse con eso. Por supuesto, no caminamos en la puerta con una falda de $5.000, pero todos esos pares de zapatos, maquillaje y piezas de joyería se pueden sumar. Esa oleada emocional momentánea de terapia por menor no vale el daño a largo plazo que podemos hacer a nuestras cuentas bancarias, cuentas de crédito y en última instancia nuestras relaciones.

El estrés de posponer su boda ciertamente no ha ayudado. Ella supuestamente es golpear las tiendas aún más. Y sabiendo cómo Justin desaprueba, empezó escondiendo sus compras. Un gran no-no y uno de tantos de nosotros son culpables de.

Conflictos de dinero pueden destruir cualquier relación, incluso aquellos entre los ricos. Se reduce a confiar. Su cónyuge debe saber que puede confiar en usted para tomar decisiones racionales, inteligentes, especialmente cuando se trata de las finanzas. Incluso si usted tiene un montón de dinero en el banco, escandaloso gasto puede ser un signo de inmadurez. No es una manera inteligente o saludable para lidiar con sus emociones sobre una base regular. Y mantener este secreto antes de caminar por el pasillo es una locura. Todos, pero garantiza un viaje eventual a un consejero matrimonial o peor--al Tribunal de divorcio. Hope Jen acicala y guarda esa cartera.

¿Crees que problemas de dinero pueden arruinar cualquier relación?

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es un veterano pop cultura y celeb escritor de noticias. Que la experiencia se reduce a dos cosas: Sabe demasiado sobre las Kardashians y domina en Artes y entretenimiento preguntas del Trivial Pursuit.

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Jennifer Aniston Might Let Money Ruin Her Second Marriage Before It Starts

maandag 19 augustus 2013

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by Ericka Sóuter 2 hours ago

Jennnifer Aniston may be headed for heartbreak all over again. She hasn't always been lucky in the romance department. Her marriage to Brad Pitt famously crashed and burned after he fell for his Mr. and Mrs. Smith costar Angelina Jolie. However, we fans had hoped she'd found The One in fiance Justin Theroux. But if the latest reports are to be believed, Jen is sabotaging her own relationship and it's a mistake many other woman have made.

Like many couples, Jennifer and her husband-to-be don't see eye-to-eye on one very important topic: money. Apparently, she loves to treat herself to lavish, high-priced shopping sprees, while he is more practical with money. Sources have told the Globe magazine that she dropped as much as $15,000 on a summer wardrobe and never even wore many of the pricey new fashions -- something the  more frugal Justin just can't understand.

Jen also reportedly has a penchant for going on these sprees when she is down or had a bad day. So many women can relate to that one. Of course, we don't walk in the door with a $5,000 skirt, but all those pairs of shoes, makeup, pieces of jewelry can add up. That momentary emotional surge we get from retail therapy is not worth the long term damage we may be doing to our bank accounts, credit scores, and ultimately our relationships.

The stress of postponing their wedding certainly hasn't helped matters. She's supposedly hitting the stores even more. And knowing how Justin disapproves, she has started hiding her purchases. A big, big No-No and one so many of us are guilty of.

Conflicts about money can destroy any relationship – even those among the rich. It boils down to trust. Your spouse needs to know that he can rely on you to make rational, smart choices, especially when it comes to finances. Even if you have a lot of money in the bank, outrageous spending can be a sign of immaturity. It is not a smart or healthy way to deal with your emotions on a regular basis. And to keep this secret before you walk down the aisle is crazy. It all but guarantees an eventual trip to a marriage counselor or worse – to divorce court. Hope Jen smartens up and puts that wallet away.

Do you think money problems can ruin any relationship?

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Click "Like" if you love your husband! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Ericka Sóuter

is a veteran pop culture and celeb news writer. That experience boils down to two things: she knows way too much about the Kardashians and she dominates on Trivial Pursuit's arts and entertainment questions.

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Jennifer Garner dice que ella nunca haremos otra dieta loca para una película otra vez

woensdag 14 augustus 2013

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Si tuviera que nombre una de las mamás más normal, encantadora, genuino celeb en Hollywood, tendría que decir a Jennifer Garner --manos abajo! (Algo el revolver tuvo la suerte de haber descubierto de primera mano!) Así que no es un poco es de extrañar que en su reciente entrevista con Allure, viene como más normal que su celebridad promedio genuino, con conexión a tierra y 100 x. Pero aún así--es una estrella... Debe recurrir a los extremos a quedar mirando tan hermosa y en forma, para su carrera? Notsomuch.

Aunque ella tiene un currículum repleto de rasgado, papeles de "chica de acción", Jen dijo a la revista que ella ha hecho tomar roles que requieren para cambiar drásticamente su figura.

Jen explicada:

Hubo veces que tuve que mirar cada caloría que entró en mi cuerpo. Hacer algo como eso otra vez... no es exactamente en la parte superior de mi lista.

Impresionante. Es bueno para ella. Actrices muy pocos están dispuestas a bajar su pie sobre esto--tos Anne Hathaway ... y tenemos que verlos se desgastan o ir a algún loco boot camp, freak de ataque para una parte de jugo.

Sí, algunos pueden argumentar que es su trabajo. Pero está claro que Jennifer Garner también considera tener su propia vida... y ser una madre para sus tres adorables chicos con Ben Affleck, su trabajo, también. También parece que tiene una imagen muy saludable, señalando en la misma entrevista que ella y Ben han tomado una "decisión consciente" para ir a algunos estrenos y partes por separado, porque ella dice, "creo especialmente para las mujeres, puede realmente pierden su identidad y acaba de convertirse en 'esposa de'". No querer sólo ser "señora Ben Affleck" va mano a mano con no querer ser sólo un bonito cara/cuerpo.

Y así, no totalmente consumidos por algo tan estúpido como conteo de calorías!

No me malinterpretes. Ser consciente de la caloría es una clave importante para vivir un estilo de vida saludable, pero estar en una "dieta" que requiere para vivir y morir por números es cualquier cosa menos saludable. Es también simplemente realista que nadie haga ese día y día fuera. Por lo menos desde mi experiencia personal, es mucho mejor comer alimentos nutritivos limpios, todo, y siguen la regla 80/20. Dada sus recientes palabras de sabiduría, seguro que Jen estaría de acuerdo.

¿Que opinas sobre el enfoque saludable de Jennifer Garner a su carrera?

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Sobre el autorMaressa Brown

ha disfrutado de informes y la escritura para una variedad de entretenimiento y revistas y sitios web de las mujeres. Más a menudo que no, usted encontrará sus blogs, al gimnasio, leer, investigar algo en su iPhone, riendo, charlando en un anterior-volumen "normal", o conseguir su dosis de cafeína.

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