Harry Styles and New Girlfriend Cara Delevingne Are One Creepy Looking Couple (PHOTO)

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 1 hour ago

There's been major scuttlebutt happening about Harry Styles's love life going on in my house. Also, presumably, in less creepier portions of the world. The word is out that he's over Taylor Swift (and rightly so, he needs a woman of experience *cough* call me *cough*). He's got a new lady all up in his business!

The little miss in question is model (of course) Cara Delevingne. In addition to being professionally "really, really good-looking," Cara is a trouble-making party-girl. Just like Harry! Except minus the whole being-a-dude part.

While Harry hasn't made any public statement about their status as a couple, he has taken a couple of photos posing with her. This could indicate that they are inching toward going public. That said, the dude is wearing a mask. That hardly screams "READY TO COMMIT." I kind of hope they aren't dating. Because this one photo of Cara has me wondering if anyone has noticed one big, weird thing ...

That Cara and Harry could basically be twins. I'm not kidding! Look at her face! The eyes! The goofy-pretty mug! The brows! The all-of-it! I am not going to venture so far as to say that Cara and Harry might actually be the same person but ... stranger things have happened.

If nothing else it's a testimony to Harry's ego. I mean, nothing says "full of yourself" like dating your own reflection only with better hair. I know RuPaul's always saying that you've got to love yourself before you can love somebody else, but this is just weird.

Do you think Cara and Harry look alike?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

Rebecca is a writer who lives in Brooklyn with her cats. She is probably even at this moment spilling food on herself.

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J.K. Rowling's New Film Franchise Is a 'Harry Potter' Spin-Off All Muggles Will Want to See

vrijdag 13 september 2013

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by Jacqueline Burt 10 hours ago

Remember when the credits rolled on the last Harry Potter movie and you felt like some small part of you died? I mean, reading the final page of the final book was bad enough, but at least we could take some small comfort in knowing that the movies were still going strong. Then, when THOSE ended ... whew! Them's were rough times! 

Anyway, good news: We can now look forward to ANOTHER Harry Potter film franchise ... sort of. See, J.K. Rowling is officially writing the screenplay for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, "inspired by Harry Potter's Hogwarts textbook of the same name, and will feature the book's fictitious author, Newt Scamander." 

YAY!!! This, Potterheads, is awesome news -- on more than one level. Because not only does this mean more Harry Potter movies (sort of), it means something HUGE for the whole supernatural genre.

What does it mean, you ask? Well, it means the addition of a whole new cast of characters to supernatural pop culture! Let's face it: The fascination with vampires, zombies and werewolves is bound to fade sooner or later. It's time to broaden those horizons! And they WILL broaden. Here are just a few of the bizarre beasties in the "book":

The Doxy, “a kind of biting fairy”

The Mackled Malaclaw, a "weird sort of land-lobster with a bite that causes bad luck"

The Alethiafold, which "slides under doors at night and suffocates its prey."  

Who needs vampires?! Well, actually, I do. Played by Alexander Skarsgard, preferably. But nevermindallthat. Bring on the Fantastic Beasts!

Are you excited for the new Harry Potter spinoff movie series? 

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Click the "Like" button below if you love vampires! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jacqueline Burt

has written for numerous magazines, newspapers, and websites. She is easily bored and often tired, so she requires constant entertainment to keep her awake. Dance, Monkey! Dance! 

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Harry Styles and Niall Horan Admit Moms Hit on Them ... Wait Until You Hear How!

dinsdag 27 augustus 2013

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Ok, so I know I've already told you guys a little bit about meeting One Direction in New York City last weekend -- but please bear with me because I'm still being the biggest dork about what a fun experience it was.

And initially, I think I was really just freaking out about meeting them because I knew it was something my 7-year-old son was going to remember for the rest of his life. I mean, the kid has a One Direction toothbrush that plays "One Thing," for crying out loud, so he's more than a bit of a fan. 

But somewhere between the beginning and end of our question and answer session with the band, I became a total "One Directioner" too -- and I'm not the least bit embarrassed to admit it.

And it turns out I'm not the only non-teenage female who is crazy for these dudes. 

While chatting with Niall Horan and Harry Styles, I asked them whether or not they've ever had encounters with moms who are just as wild for them as their daughters are.

Their answer was yes -- and Niall even told me that he had a mom give him her phone number one time. (True story. No, it wasn't me.)

OMG. Can't you just picture someone who is no doubt an "old lady" in their eyes trying to slip one of them her digits? Priceless.

Although, after Niall told his story, Harry piped in with, "Sometimes that works." I took that to mean that sometimes the girls can get closer to the band if their mom makes a little extra effort by getting her flirt on. (If he really meant he's into the cougar thing, please excuse me for blushing.)

Note -- there is a chance that I totally misunderstood what he said, you know, because of his delicious accent and all. Maybe he actually said, "Sometimes it's worse," meaning moms throw themselves at them more than the young girls. (Oh man. In that case I hope he wasn't referring to me. Talk about humiliating.)

Either way, I still laughed. (And swooned a little bit. I can't lie.)

So, there you have it. Some of us moms love 1D just as much as any screaming 15-year-old girl -- and we're not the least bit ashamed about it.

Or at least I don't care what anyone thinks about me going gaga over a boy band. (Call me, Harry.)

Are you a One Directioner mom?

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Hey, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles Doesn’t Think You’re Finished With Him Yet

zaterdag 24 augustus 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 14 hours ago

Of the long list of ex-boyfriends Taylor Swift has written songs about, one very important ex seems to be missing. Although rumor had it Taylor had written "I Knew You Were Trouble" about One Direction's Harry Styles, she actually wrote the song before hooking up with -- and being dumped by -- Hairy Harry. So the man (boy?) needs a song. Why should that smarmy pretty boy John Mayer get a song and not Harry?!! And we're not the only ones who think that Harry needs a Taylor Swift song. He thinks so too!

The One Directioner told US Weekly:

It would be hypocritical for me to say she couldn't do it because everybody writes songs based on personal experience. I can't say I'd have dated someone less famous to avoid it. At least she's a great songwriter!

Sounds like he's just waiting with bated breath for his damn song, amiright? You can't blame him. All these other dudes get songs. He needs his own stinkin' breakup song! And then for Taylor to sing it to him at the VMAs! This is what the world needs NOW!

I kind of wonder what a Harry ditty would sound like. Maybe sumpthin' like:

I remember making out

In Times Square

On New Year's Eve

With your hair ...

It was cold

But you kept me warm

In Times Square

You were so horn (y)

Well, okay, I didn't say I was a songwriter! But if she said all that, we'd totally know who it was about, right? And then Harry would be happy. And all would be well.

Do you want to hear a song about Harry?

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Hey, Taylor Swift, Harry Styles Doesn’t Think You’re Finished With Him Yet

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by Kiri Blakeley 14 hours ago

Of the long list of ex-boyfriends Taylor Swift has written songs about, one very important ex seems to be missing. Although rumor had it Taylor had written "I Knew You Were Trouble" about One Direction's Harry Styles, she actually wrote the song before hooking up with -- and being dumped by -- Hairy Harry. So the man (boy?) needs a song. Why should that smarmy pretty boy John Mayer get a song and not Harry?!! And we're not the only ones who think that Harry needs a Taylor Swift song. He thinks so too!

The One Directioner told US Weekly:

It would be hypocritical for me to say she couldn't do it because everybody writes songs based on personal experience. I can't say I'd have dated someone less famous to avoid it. At least she's a great songwriter!

Sounds like he's just waiting with bated breath for his damn song, amiright? You can't blame him. All these other dudes get songs. He needs his own stinkin' breakup song! And then for Taylor to sing it to him at the VMAs! This is what the world needs NOW!

I kind of wonder what a Harry ditty would sound like. Maybe sumpthin' like:

I remember making out

In Times Square

On New Year's Eve

With your hair ...

It was cold

But you kept me warm

In Times Square

You were so horn (y)

Well, okay, I didn't say I was a songwriter! But if she said all that, we'd totally know who it was about, right? And then Harry would be happy. And all would be well.

Do you want to hear a song about Harry?

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