‘RHOM’ Wedding Madness Reveals How Ridiculous and Desperate These Women Can Get (VIDEO)

woensdag 25 september 2013

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by Alex McCord 12 hours ago in Entertainment

Having been on any Reality TV, let alone the Real Housewives specifically, I'm always looking at these shows with double vision. I'm seeing the action just as all the viewers do, and also looking behind the scenes at how everything is put together, which always fascinates me.

This week we go deep into wedding planning with Joanna Krupa and Adriana de Moura, lots of gorgeous Birkin bags, kittens, and puppies. And did you HEAR the gossip? Someone revealed a Housewives contract! Are they for real?

I had to laugh when Lisa Hochstein cried over a Birkin bag. I don't know anyone, ever in my life, who has done that. And I know a lot of characters.

As the bridal party casting heats up, I go into reality TV weddings versus real weddings…should you have to choose cast members as bridesmaids and if you do, are you allowed to give them ultimatums? Perhaps Joanna is secretly the Gawker Bridezilla? 

Alexia Echevarria and her son are breaking my heart – what do you do when your son’s father is an ex-convict?? In this week’s video we learn what to do, and what NOT to do when you and your child have problems surrounding your divorce.

Finally….did you see that story where the reporter supposedly got hold of a New Jersey Housewives contract?  I saw it, I read it, and I give you MY take on it.

Who is the most annoying bride -- Adriana or Joanna?

Also, tell me in the comments or on twitter what you want know about I Dream of NeNe: The Wedding as tomorrow I’ll have a brand new episode covering the first two shows!

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Real Housewives. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Alex McCord

Professional Loudmouth with Inappropriate Friends ... Writer, reality star and TV talking head obsessed with food and fashion. Wife and mama of two BOYS living in Brooklyn, NYC. @McCordAlex

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Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Are on a Desperate Quest for Attention (VIDEO)

dinsdag 20 augustus 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

Stop what you're doing immediately, because you've just gotta see this video of Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici dancing to rap music in their car.

I don't know what's the most hilarious part of the whole deal -- the fact that they made a video of themselves dancing to rap music and posted it to Instagram ... or the notion that the two of them listen to rap music at all.

It's a doozie, people -- get ready to laugh. (Or possibly cringe and hide your eyes out of sheer embarrassment for these two crazy kids.)

Well, what do you think? Do Sean and Catherine know how to move or what? (Yes, I'm kidding. Sort of.)

Ugggghhh. I think I know what's going on here (besides them wanting to show off their silly sides).

They obviously realize they're going to have to kick things up a notch if they want to stay current considering all anyone cares about right now is whether or not Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried are going to stay together.

Ever since the season finale of The Bachelorette, Sean and Catherine have been pretty much out of the spotlight. And since the fame they gained after appearing on The Bachelor was something they seemed to warm up to right away, odds are good they've noticed that no one is really paying them much attention these days. (Besides me.)

Gah. Why do Des and Chris have to hog all the publicity? Oh, and another thing -- up until this video was posted, they'd pretty much taken over the title of "Cheesiest Bachelor Couple" from Sean and Cat. Maybe that was the purpose behind this video -- to reclaim what's rightfully theirs.

Ooo! I have an idea -- maybe all of them can team up and start making videos as a foursome instead of trying to duke it out for the title? Between Sean and Catherine's dance moves and Chris and Des' poetry, they could probably come up with some pretty cool tunes and start the next big thing on YouTube. (I'll totally subscribe.)

What do you think of Sean and Catherine's video?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of The Bachelor(ette) ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Woman Goes to Desperate Lengths to Have Good-Looking Children

woensdag 14 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 2 hours ago

All this woman wanted was some beautiful babies. In a scandalous, anonymously-written post, a married mother admits she conceived four babies by different men -- all behind her husband's back. And it wasn't because of the phenomenal sex, so she says. It was for the sake of the children! She just wanted to make sure they had all the advantages life has to offer, including the advantage of being extraordinarily good looking. She wanted "handsome" babies, is all.

Does this story sound totally made-up to you? It should. But you probably want to hear all the details anyway. I know I did.

"Josephine" says became aware of how differently beautiful children (like she was) are treated than homely children from an early age. "And so it was that I silently vowed I would have only handsome and beautiful children at whatever cost." Alas, Josephine failed to marry a handsome man. She married a really great guy who just happened to be too toad-like to sire the beautiful children she desired. So she she did a little outsourcing.

Her adventures in selective breeding began early. Three months after their honeymoon, she hooked up with the intern 10 years her junior. She just happened to bump into the same guy, conveniently two and a half years later, and conceived another baby. Then she had a fruitful fling with the supermarket attendant, followed by a very productive tryst with her trainer at the gym (I mean, you were waiting for that one, right?). And conveniently enough, all the kids look just like her and her husband never suspects a thing. He joyfully raises all these stunning specimens of childhood as if they were his own, which as far as he knows, they are.

So wow, Josephine managed to carry out her plan without a hitch. Well, aside from the massive guilt that squashes her heart like a giant elephant foot.

This story is so ridiculous, it is all I can do to keep writing here. But just for the sake of argument, let's pretend it's true. Is it really so terrible? Look, no one's gotten hurt ... yet. Josephine got her gorgeous gaggle of kids and her husband probably feels like he won the kid lottery. It's like getting away with the perfect murder, only instead of killing someone, she's created life, really attractive life.

Ugh. No. You know what? I can't. I cannot play devil's advocate here. This was a deeply wrong thing to do, and I hope this story truly is fictional. But you just know someone, somewhere out there, is hatching the exact same plan right now.

How often do you think women deliberately conceive a baby by another father?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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