'Vampire Diaries' temporada 5 Spoilers: Ian Somerhalder platos sobre futuro de Delena

maandag 26 augustus 2013

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por Rebecca Stokes hace 38 minutos

Contamos con los minutos, segundos y el... lo que viene después de segundos (nanosegundos? milisegundos, tal vez?) hasta que llegue octubre. Mientras que Halloween es una fiesta impresionante (leer: caramelos), probablemente estemos más emocionado por el mes es otro gran evento - el estreno de la temporada 5 de The Vampire Diaries.

Mientras que Stefan estar encerrado en una caja fuerte en un lago es todo tipo de suspenso, estaría mintiendo si no admitimos a ser aún más entusiasmado a Elena y Damon (Nina Dobrev y Ian Somerhalder) siendo todo par-tastic y grabando sus nombres en los árboles compartiendo panqueques y protector labial. Sabes. Cosas de pareja.

Dicho esto, seamos realistas--Damon tiene una tendencia a la auto-sabotearse. Y última sesión de plato de Ian Somerhalder sobre el futuro de Delena no es hacernos sentir tanta esperanza tampoco.

Con Damon, nunca se sabe. Es como consiguió al autodestructivo Salvatore genes, y Stefan tiene todos los emo. Ian Somerhalder sutilmente insinuado recientemente que sin embargo se despliega esta temporada, no todo será para los tortolitos vela lisa:

Para estar enamorado de esta mujer realmente quién rompió tu corazón y repente encontrar una mujer que es idéntica en todos los sentidos forma, que es de 160 años menor... tengan en cuenta que esto esThe Vampire Diaries, para que la gente está feliz por mucho tiempo no existe. 

Lo sabíamos. Damon va a volar. Aquí están cinco cosas que Damon podría hacer para meterse a su floreciente relación con Elena.

1. Pasar toda una noche bebiendo whisky y mirando las llamas en la chimenea olvidándose por completo que es su aniversario de dos meses.

2. Matar a un nuevo camarero en el restaurante llega frío entrée de Elena.

3. Rompa el cuello a Jeremy... otra vez. Hay solamente tanto asesinato de la familia que puede tomar una chica.

4. Paradas lleva equipado camisetas con cuello en v, favoreciendo en cambio, abultado, suéteres "estilo Cosby", causando así el deseo de Elena que degeneran.

5. Toma la Katherine recién humana bajo su ala. Es como mi mamá siempre dice--una vez una doble descorazonador, mal, siempre una doble descorazonador, mal.

¿Qué opinas de Damon y Elena nos depara el futuro?

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Rebecca es un escritor que vive en Brooklyn con sus gatos. Ella es probablemente incluso en este momento se derrame la comida en sí misma.

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Crazy New Vampire Grave Discovery Shows the Undead Ain't All That Bright

maandag 29 juli 2013

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by Jacqueline Burt 18 hours ago

Vampire movies and TV shows are all well and good, but there's nothing like a real life vampire discovery to set my spine a-tingling -- right? True stories of the undead don't come around all that often, of course, but when they do? Well, let's just look at a couple of past examples, shall we? First there was that crazy "lady vampire" skull excavated in Italy thought to be evidence of "The Chewing Dead" (yuck!), then there were those other "vampire skeletons" discovered in Bulgaria pinned to their final resting places with giant stakes for all eternity ... NOW Polish archaeologists claim to have found FOUR sets of "vampire" bones with their heads placed between their legs! Folk tradition held that this burial arrangement would ensure that a possible bloodsucker couldn't find his head and come back to life.

Uh, yup. Apparently, according to "folk tradition," this burial arrangement was a sort of guarantee that vampires wouldn't come back to life, really, because if they did, they wouldn't be able to ... find their heads. Huh. Really? So clearly the people of long-ago Poland (the country's last vampire burial is thought to have occurred "long before 1914") didn't think of the undead as all that bright, exactly. I mean, let's say a "vampire" gets staked and beheaded and buried, right? Then, the next night, the sun goes down ... and the vampire "wakes up" ... and is all like, "Where's my effing head?!" Then the vampire would probably start groping around in its grave, right? One would think that after about, oh, I don't know, 30 seconds or so, said vampire would be like, "Oh, HERE it is! Between my legs! I'll just put that back where it belongs on the top of my neck and a-hunting I will go!" 

Maybe (definitely) my whole perception of vampires has been warped by shows like, oh, I don't know, True Blood, but I would still like to believe that immortal types aren't doomed to roam the planet with the intellect of tree stumps!! That's not hot at all.

If vampires exist, do you think they're smart?

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has written for numerous magazines, newspapers, and websites. She is easily bored and often tired, so she requires constant entertainment to keep her awake. Dance, Monkey! Dance! 

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