'Tamra's OC Wedding' Finale Recap: Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge FINALLY Make it To The Altar and No One Can Stop Crying

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 11 hours ago

Two things worth noting happened during this, the culmination of 'Tamra's OC Wedding'. The first, Tamra finally got her vagina and butt-hole waxed. It was like a horror movie...for the two male friends she forced into the waxing stall with her. No, but seriously. One of her dudes walked in and actually started screaming and clawing at his eyes while bellowing, "I SAW YOUR MUSSEL!" Classy.

The second and perhaps more pertinent event of this week's episode? Tamra and Eddie Judge got married! It happened! There was even a bike artfully dangling upside down from the ceiling and everything! Because of how Eddie loves bikes! Frankly, I'll admit -- I was pretty sure when we learned that Tamra's dresses weren't going to arrive until the morning of the ceremony that the whole deal was going to devolve into tears and stabbing.

That was not the case. It was fine. All three dresses (THREE DRESSES, Y'ALL) arrived and fit her to perfection. If anything, the whole wedding weekend was so uneventful that it was almost as dull as watching a non-reality star's wedding video. Remember how Tamra was fighting with her brother last week? Well this week they made up and hugged while crying. To be fair, that could have been because they were both drinking moonshine.

One of my favorite parts of the evening was Heather Dubrow and Vicki Gunvalson wearing matching towels to get their wedding makeup done. This excited Heather so much that she trotted out of the room to get hers when she spotted Vicki. The woman literally pranced off while singing, "Then we can be Twinkies!" Pretty sure she meant twins, but hey, maybe she also really, really, likes Hostess baked goods. 

There was no family drama at the ceremony. I wouldn't have been well-behaved. I would have been cackling at the officiant who I'm pretty sure had a fake British accent. I bet she has a second career as a sex therapist. She probably hosts all her sessions in a hot tub in her backyard. 

Everyone cried either at the ceremony or at the reception. Somewhere a tissue mogul is twirling his mustache and cackling. All the Housewives wept too -- but out of happiness! Yes, in spite of all of Eddie's concerns, the wives were present, and they mostly behaved themselves. Did Gretchen Rossi talk during the entire ceremony? Yes. Was Lydia McLaughlin inexplicably wearing a child's floral crown purchased from Claire's? Maybe. But it was as though Tamra and Eddie's love had healing properties. Even Vicki was happy, all smoochin' up on Gretchen and what have you as Eddie and Tamra cha-cha'ed the night away.

What did you think of the big event?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Real Housewives. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

Rebecca is a writer who lives in Brooklyn with her cats. She is probably even at this moment spilling food on herself.

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'RHOC' Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge's Love Is Bonded in Sweat

woensdag 28 augustus 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 3 hours ago

While doing my best to keep all of my extremities covered from the cruel sun's rays, one of my favorite Real Housewives duos, Tamra Barney and her new hubby Eddie Judge, have yet to meet clothes that they would like to wear. To be clear, they aren't strolling around in their birthday suits, they've just decided to put us all to shame in their bathing suits while hanging out in Miami.

Tamra's kids were enjoying some sun and fun. The adults were enjoying these too -- plus some cocktails -- before Tamra and Eddie's new show, Tamra's OC Wedding, debuts in only a couple of days. For the happy couple, it's clear that enjoying their shared love of relaxation and physical fitness is something that really enhances their bond.

Tamra and Eddie have been such a hot couple since they began their romance. Whether it be hitting the floor for some salsa dancing or collaborating on their co-owned fitness center, you get the real sense that physical activity is what keeps them together. I bet we'll see a lot more of it on the new show, particularly as Tamra tries to distract Eddie from her overspending on the wedding.

As excited as I am to see the new show (oh come on, like you don't already have your DVR scheduled to record every minute), I'm also looking forward to more from Eddie and Tamra once the walk down the aisle is complete. They are such a fun couple to watch.

Just look at everything Tamra's taught us solo -- from how best to address your anger issues to how to move on from your difficult past. She taught us a bunch about being a happy single woman, who knows what they can bring to the table as a happy couple. Maybe after the wedding show is finito, Bravo will look into a show where Eddie and Tamra teach all of us at home how best to tone our glutes while attracting super-hot significant others.

Do you think Eddie and Tamra have a future on TV after Tamra's OC wedding airs?

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Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes Put His Kids Above Their Fame

donderdag 15 augustus 2013

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by Ericka Sóuter 1 hour ago

Word is, Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes plan to hire young actors to play his children in their upcoming reality show. That would, of course, require a very loose definition of the term "reality show." Those reports, however, turned out to be false. In fact, they don't plan to feature the children at all. Which can only lead us to one conclusion: Eddie may be a more principled parent than his ex Brandi Glanville.

First, I should say I like Brandi. As far as I'm concerned, Eddie is clearly the bad guy in their messy, headline-grabbing breakup. He cheated, after all. However, this latest move by Eddie redeems him a bit. Apparently, he and LeAnn are against the boys being on TV at all and have issues with them appearing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Parenting points go to LeAnn and Eddie on this one. Protecting their kids from the prying, ever-present reality TV cameras shows that they are putting the boys first. They are too young to choose to be in front of the camera -- that is clearly something Brandi has allowed. One day, they may be horrified by what was captured on camera.

I remember one of the first times they appeared on Real Housewives, Brandi was letting one of them pee outside at a party. Now, while I wouldn't have let my child do that at someone's swank mansion, the act itself isn't a big deal. What is a problem is that Brandi allowed her son on camera possibly knowing that her ex didn't want him to be. They are both parents and both should be on board for this. I know seeing them is necessary for her reality show “character” of the jilted mom of two. But is it the best thing for her kids? Probably not. Overall, Brandi is a wonderful, loving mom. And Eddie and LeAnn may be lousy cheaters, but at least they are putting their kids above fame.

What do you think of Eddie's decision not to film his kids?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Real Housewives. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Ericka Sóuter

is a veteran pop culture and celeb news writer. That experience boils down to two things: she knows way too much about the Kardashians and she dominates on Trivial Pursuit's arts and entertainment questions.

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