Britney Spears' Skin-Tight Church Outfit Would Make God Blush

dinsdag 6 augustus 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 14 hours ago

Britney Spears hasn't exactly been known for her classy fashion style throughout the years, so I guess it shouldn't be a huge surprise that she was spotted in Los Angeles over a hot, sunny weekend decked out in her Sunday finest: A skintight turtleneck sweater dress with knee-high suede spiked-heeled boots. What does come as a tiny bit of a shock though is where Brit was headed: To church!

Britney and her latest boyfriend, David Lucado, were spotted in Thousand Oaks, California headed to "religious services" -- though I'm not totally sure what kind. Not with that outfit.

And what's up with the messy overly-bleached hair bun? And that strange X-like design between her boobs?

But back to the dress -- is this what people are wearing to church these days? As I recall, church was a time to wear some kind of modest, flowery concoction.

Though I guess this is modest for Brit. Imagine if she'd walked in in that belly-baring outfit with the snake over her shoulders a la the MTV Video Music Awards.

But those boots? Those are F-me boots. Not Jesus boots. And the skirt was so short I hope she wasn't sitting in the front row or surely even the most stalwart man of God would have a moment or two of disorientation.

And can we talk about the bf for a sec? The vest, the wrinkly chinos, the sneaks? Oof. But at least these two are in sync with their fashion style. They've previously been seen around town looking less than presentable. But still. This is CHURCH.

Oh, but wait. WAIT! Brit was raised Baptist, but then reportedly converted to Kabbalah, a new agey-Judaism based religion/philosophy popular with celebrities, which she was introduced to by (of course!) Madonna. (It had to be Madonna or Demi Moore.)

So Kabbalah probably isn't that concerned with modest dress, because Brit was photographed heading to services in January in a skintight black miniskirt, see-through ruffled blouse, and orange bra.

I'm not even sure God can forgive an orange bra.

Is this outfit appropriate for church? Or anywhere?

Image via Getty

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5 Naughty News Reporter Drawings That Will Make You Blush (PHOTOS)

vrijdag 26 juli 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 18 hours ago

Siobhan Riley, a reporter in Michigan, had an unfortunate thing happen to her when she was trying to draw traffic patterns onto her green screen. She wound up drawing a giant penis instead. Like, a really realistic-looking penis. Like, a penis that she couldn't have drawn better if she tried. Freudian slip or innocent mistake? Who cares, it's hilarious!

And you know what? Riley is the only reporter to have accidentally (or should I say "accidentally"?) drawn an on-air wiener. Plenty of reporters have wound up with boobs or penises or something dirty on their screen during their segment. Check out these 5 dirty drawings and graphics, courtesy of local weather and traffic reporters.

We're keepin' it high-brow here today, guys.

Image via SkyOfficialNews/YouTube

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Wow, looks really, really cold -- like, Jennifer Aniston cold -- in the Midwest. And, Jesus, slippery, too?

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Miley Cyrus' See-Through Dress Is So Revealing It Will Make You Blush

woensdag 17 juli 2013

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by Mary Fischer 12 hours ago

Well, it finally happened -- I'm speechless, y'all. Honestly, there really are no words to describe this photo of Miley Cyrus in a black see-through dress, which is so transparent, it's hard to understand why she even bothered getting dressed in the first place.

I mean, her boobs are on full display, to the point that it's pretty uncomfortable and embarrassing to look at her. She was on the right track when she showed up in the conservative-looking Chanel frock for her Good Morning America appearance -- but couldn't she have at least considered wearing a bra to appear on national television?

Don't worry, someone obviously noticed, because she wound up changing into an outfit that bared her midriff, not her breasts, for the actual show. (Whew!)

Oh, Miley -- what's the deal with always having to be half naked or have some sort of body part exposed? You're young. And cute. And really, really famous -- and you don't need to put your private parts on display to make people pay attention to you.

And I know her boobs are still perky so she can still get away with not wearing a bra at certain times -- but it's not preferable to do it when the dress you happen to be wearing clings to you like glue.

I want to like Miley. I really do. And I want to believe that there really is a nice, down-to-earth, wholesome girl underneath the funky, revealing exterior she seems to have a habit of putting out there. 

But if she doesn't do herself a favor and go bra shopping sometime in the near future, her image is only going to go further and further down the drain.

Why do you think Miley refuses to put on a bra?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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