Kim Kardashian's Biggest Fear Could Come True if She Doesn't Drop Her Demented Plan

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by Adriana Velez 13 hours ago

You guys, Kim Kardashian is super worried about something. What if you forget about her while she's in Baby Weight Loss Lockdown 2013? A source says, "Kim has had this plan to show off how great she looks after giving birth and sell the pictures or videos for a lot of money, but she’s getting worried that it’s been too long and people aren’t as excited about seeing her anymore." I know it seems like yesterday, but it really has been two whole months since North West was born. The insider claims there's been a "shift in the fanbase." (I guess this would be the wrong time to mention a certain Schmince Schmorge ...)

I know what you're all thinking: Kim Kardashian who?!?

Hardy har har, of course we remember Kim Kardashian. She's only been gone for five minutes! Geez, what kind of flea-brained attention spans does she think we have? That's ridiculous. I know for a fact people are not forgetting Kim. How do I know? I cannot reveal details, but let me just say this: The reason we keep talking about Kim on The Stir is because so many people are still so obsessed with her. The minute people lose interest in KDash, we will stop writing about her, I ASSURE YOU. It's not happening any time soon.

But if Kim is so paranoid about losing our attention, there's a very obvious solution. She should get her ass out of the house. It's that easy. This idea of not appearing in public until she loses all the baby weight is just a big, foot-long insanity hoagie with extra crazy sauce.

It should take any healthy new mom a good six to nine months to lose the weight -- maybe longer if you gained more than the recommended 30 pounds, as Kim seems to have. I keep saying this! I think Kim's plan is to lose it all as soon as possible, but for the 90 millionth time, that's not healthy.

And anyway, Kim is missing an excellent opportunity to win some sympathy by showing up "in process." She should trust her fans to still love her and support her because it takes her time to lose the body weight -- not in spite of that. We don't need her to be superhuman. It's okay, Kim. You can act like a normal person this time, I swear.

Do you think Kim should stop hiding and just show up in public the way she is?

Image via Pacific Coast News

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is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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