Robert Pattinson Won't Replace Kristen Stewart Until the Time Is Exactly Right

maandag 9 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 2 hours ago

Surprise, sur-freakin'-prise -- apparently Robert Pattinson isn't ready to date after splitting from Kristen Stewart, according to a supposed friend of his. (Don't you love how celebs' "friends" are always speaking on their behalf? What the heck?)

The source says, "Rob has absolutely no interest in dating anyone right now. His number one priority is music and movies." And oh yeah, this person also admits that "Rob likes to flirt," which proves he's exactly who we think he is -- a dude who just got out of a long-term relationship and has absolutely no intention of being tied down to one woman again anytime soon.

Translation -- (how do I put this politely ...) he wants to get with as many chicks as he can before venturing into serious girlfriend territory again.

But honestly, can you blame him? He's a guy. And he's only 27. If there's any time in his life when he should go out there and sow his wild oats and get the casual hookup thing out of his system -- it's now.

What would the point be of limiting his options when he obviously has so many to choose from? He really missed out on dipping into the dating pool for all those years he was shacking up with Kristen. He might as well get his feet wet and find out what he really wants in a woman before settling down again.

It's almost like he's doing everything backwards compared to most men his age. In his early 20s, he was practically married. Now he's "divorced" and ready to go to college and become a frat daddy and add a few notches to his belt (in the most respectable way possible) before graduating, entering his 30s, and deciding he's ready to give the wife and kids thing a whirl.

And then when he hits 40 he can turn around and have an affair with Kristen and start the process all over again. (Get in line now, ladies.)

Do you think it's a good idea for Rob to stay single for a while?

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is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Harry Styles and Niall Horan Admit Moms Hit on Them ... Wait Until You Hear How!

dinsdag 27 augustus 2013

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Ok, so I know I've already told you guys a little bit about meeting One Direction in New York City last weekend -- but please bear with me because I'm still being the biggest dork about what a fun experience it was.

And initially, I think I was really just freaking out about meeting them because I knew it was something my 7-year-old son was going to remember for the rest of his life. I mean, the kid has a One Direction toothbrush that plays "One Thing," for crying out loud, so he's more than a bit of a fan. 

But somewhere between the beginning and end of our question and answer session with the band, I became a total "One Directioner" too -- and I'm not the least bit embarrassed to admit it.

And it turns out I'm not the only non-teenage female who is crazy for these dudes. 

While chatting with Niall Horan and Harry Styles, I asked them whether or not they've ever had encounters with moms who are just as wild for them as their daughters are.

Their answer was yes -- and Niall even told me that he had a mom give him her phone number one time. (True story. No, it wasn't me.)

OMG. Can't you just picture someone who is no doubt an "old lady" in their eyes trying to slip one of them her digits? Priceless.

Although, after Niall told his story, Harry piped in with, "Sometimes that works." I took that to mean that sometimes the girls can get closer to the band if their mom makes a little extra effort by getting her flirt on. (If he really meant he's into the cougar thing, please excuse me for blushing.)

Note -- there is a chance that I totally misunderstood what he said, you know, because of his delicious accent and all. Maybe he actually said, "Sometimes it's worse," meaning moms throw themselves at them more than the young girls. (Oh man. In that case I hope he wasn't referring to me. Talk about humiliating.)

Either way, I still laughed. (And swooned a little bit. I can't lie.)

So, there you have it. Some of us moms love 1D just as much as any screaming 15-year-old girl -- and we're not the least bit ashamed about it.

Or at least I don't care what anyone thinks about me going gaga over a boy band. (Call me, Harry.)

Are you a One Directioner mom?

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