Brandi Glanville's Latest Tweet Demonstrates Exactly Why She Doesn't Have a Man

vrijdag 13 september 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 15 hours ago

I'm starting to get the feeling that there's a reason Brandi Glanville isn't in a serious relationship. She's in love with Twitter, and she compares every man she meets to it. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star was rumored to be dating ex-flame Jonathan Ruiz, but that relationship seems to have gone to crap, because a little over a week ago, she tweeted: "Ex-boyfriends are ex for a reason #dontgoback." And now she just wrote: "I'm done with ALL men #lesbianpillplease."

Question: Would you want to be involved with someone who aired every single relationship grievance to their thousands of Twitter followers? You would? Oh, then let me introduce you to Brandi!

First of all, Brandi ought to cool it with the "I'm swearing off men forever" schtick, because A) she's obviously not, and B) that, quite frankly, is getting old. But moreover, Brandi needs to stop tweeting about her relationship issues all the time. Say she and some dude she was dating just got into a fight. And then she fired off this "I'm done with ALL men" tweet. If you were that guy, would you appreciate that? Who wants to read vague, passive-aggressive comments online about themselves all the time?

Brandi, I don't mean to overstep any boundaries here, but I'd like to make a suggestion. Stop tweeting about your love life for god's sake. Clearly, it's not doing you any good. You're a funny and intelligent enough person to be able to tweet about things other than dudes. Like your hair. Have you ever considered a tweet about your hair? Food for thought.

What do you think of Brandi's constant tweets about her relationships?

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Robert Pattinson Won't Replace Kristen Stewart Until the Time Is Exactly Right

maandag 9 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 2 hours ago

Surprise, sur-freakin'-prise -- apparently Robert Pattinson isn't ready to date after splitting from Kristen Stewart, according to a supposed friend of his. (Don't you love how celebs' "friends" are always speaking on their behalf? What the heck?)

The source says, "Rob has absolutely no interest in dating anyone right now. His number one priority is music and movies." And oh yeah, this person also admits that "Rob likes to flirt," which proves he's exactly who we think he is -- a dude who just got out of a long-term relationship and has absolutely no intention of being tied down to one woman again anytime soon.

Translation -- (how do I put this politely ...) he wants to get with as many chicks as he can before venturing into serious girlfriend territory again.

But honestly, can you blame him? He's a guy. And he's only 27. If there's any time in his life when he should go out there and sow his wild oats and get the casual hookup thing out of his system -- it's now.

What would the point be of limiting his options when he obviously has so many to choose from? He really missed out on dipping into the dating pool for all those years he was shacking up with Kristen. He might as well get his feet wet and find out what he really wants in a woman before settling down again.

It's almost like he's doing everything backwards compared to most men his age. In his early 20s, he was practically married. Now he's "divorced" and ready to go to college and become a frat daddy and add a few notches to his belt (in the most respectable way possible) before graduating, entering his 30s, and deciding he's ready to give the wife and kids thing a whirl.

And then when he hits 40 he can turn around and have an affair with Kristen and start the process all over again. (Get in line now, ladies.)

Do you think it's a good idea for Rob to stay single for a while?

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is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include cosmopolitans, reality TV, and shoes that don't pinch her feet.

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Cory Monteith’s Cause of Death Is Exactly What We Feared

woensdag 17 juli 2013

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by Adriana Velez 11 hours ago

We have a sad update to the story of 31-year-old Cory Monteith's unexpected death. The Vancouver, Canada police have announced that according to the British Columbia Coroners Service, Cory Monteith died of "mixed drug toxicity, involving heroin and alcohol." It's what we'd feared -- and what we'd suspected. Cory lost his battle against substance abuse. In a statement, the coroner's office said, "There is no evidence to suggest Mr. Monteith's death was anything other than a most tragic accident."

I'm horribly sorry to hear this was Monteith's cause of death. I was hoping it could have been something else, a freak aneurysm, anything. I wanted to believe rehab earlier this year had worked for him, that Lea Michele's love could sustain him. In the end, neither was enough. I don't know what anyone else could have possibly done to prevent this death.

We still know very little at this point -- what triggered his relapse, how he got the drugs and alcohol, and who was enabling him. Police believe he was alone at the time, which is utterly heartbreaking. We do know that as a seasoned addict (his history with substance abuse goes way back, to his early teens), he knew how to hide it well.

An ex-girlfriend, Mallory Matoush, says, "Cory kept me in the dark about his drug use." She says he just seemed like a "happy guy" to her. He'd told her about his earlier struggles, but he never did drugs in front of her, and she saw him drink only moderately. She was shocked to hear about his death. "He had so much more to do. He would have done so many good things with his life."

According to TMZ, Cory was living a double life. While in Los Angeles he showed up for work sober, every single time. But when he returned home to Vancouver, his friends would weaken his resolve. His family, Lea, and sober supportive friends were aware of and deeply concerned about these relapses in Canada.

How do you feel knowing that it's been confirmed that drugs and alcohol caused Cory Monteith's death?

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is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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