'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Mid-Season Finale Recap: Kourtney and Scott Make a Truly Disturbing Sex Tape

maandag 2 september 2013

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by Casey Rackham 14 hours ago

Tonight on KUWTK, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick recreated Kris and Bruce Jenner's sex tape. It was every bit as gross as it sounds ... and then some.

Basically, the family was at dinner and somehow Kris brought up the fact that she and Bruce made a sex tape way back in the day -- you know, a casual Kardashian dinner conversation. Scott instantly was infuriated that Bruce admitted to doing something like a sex tape when he's bashed and judged Scott for doing "stupid" things for years. So how does he decide to get back at him? By recreating the sexcapade. Good one, Scott. That'll show 'em who's boss.

Kourtney and Scott took the whole project super seriously and pulled out all of the stops. They both got their hair and makeup done (Kourtney looked exactly like Kris), and Kourtney even wore her mother's lingerie. I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. Khloe filmed and Rob directed "Backdoor Bruiser," and then they put on a screening of it for the entire family. EWW!! It was a family affair that entered a whole new level of ... yuck.

Even if the "sex tape" was just a reenactment and they didn't have actual sex on camera, what kind of daughter is okay doing that? It's so weird. I would never be comfortable even thinking about that. The mere thought of my parents doing the dirty is enough to make me want to gouge my own eyes out. How could Kourtney actually go through the motions (literally) of pretending to have sex with her stepdad, aka Scott? NO ONE DOES THAT.

I get it. The Kardashians are a tight-knit group. They do everything together, and they talk about everything, but things are just getting creepy now. There seem to be zero boundaries. Being open with your family is one thing, but going so far as pretending to be your own mother having sex with your own stepdad is completely absurd. Someone in that family needs to stop these shenanigans before another Kardashian comes out with a sex tape. This world doesn't need another one.

Do you think Kourtney was out of line for recreating the sex tape?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're Krazy for the Kardashians! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Casey Rackham

is a Californian who loves everything having to do with brie, Christmas, BBC America, and Mindy Kaling. Spoiled by perfect west coast weather, she doesn't understand why humidity exists.

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Black Magic Cake Recipe Is Truly Bewitching

vrijdag 23 augustus 2013

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by Jill Baughman 4 hours ago in Food & Party

Sometimes you just have to have your cake and eat it too. This Black Magic Cake recipe is so easy, classic, versatile, and highly reviewed, it'll soon become a staple in your household. You can make a round cake, a rectangular one, even a Bundt, and you can use homemade or store-bought chocolate frosting. Garnish however you want -- it's like 10 chocolate cakes in one.

Enjoy! Indulge! Dark, moist, flavorful, you seriously can't go wrong with this recipe. Happy baking!

Black Magic Cake by Allrecipes.com

Ingredients:

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups white sugar
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
1 cup strong brewed coffee
1 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 9-inch round cake pans or one 9x13 inch pan.In large bowl combine flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. Make a well in the center.Add eggs, coffee, buttermilk, oil, and vanilla. Beat for 2 minutes on medium speed. Batter will be thin. Pour into prepared pans.Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 to 40 minutes, or until toothpick inserted into center of cake comes out clean. Cool for 10 minutes, then remove from pans and finish cooling on a wire rack. Fill and frost as desired.Click the "Like" button below to get a tasty recipe every day on Facebook. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jill Baughman

is the copy chief of The Stir and geeks out over all the nuances and weirdness of the English language.

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9 Truly Soothing After-Sun Products

donderdag 18 juli 2013

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by April Daniels Hussar 9 hours ago

I know, I know. You try to be good, use your sunblock, wear your glamorous beach hat, but still. Long gorgeous summer days at the beach or by the pool can end up with your skin being toasted. Hopefully not too toasted, but all the same, toasted. Luckily, there are a lot of really great products to both minimize discomfort AND damage for those too-sunny days. Just promise yourself to be more careful next time!

1. Aloe Vera gel is the classic after sun soother for anywhere on your body. Keep a bottle in your fridge for a truly refreshing and rejuvenating skin treat, especially on a (yikes!) sunburn! These gels tend to go on a little sticky, but only until they dry. Ole Henrickson All Purpose Aloe Vera Gel is formulated with chamomile and it feels SO GOOD on skin. ($21 at Sephora.com)

2. You can also get straight up aloe vera gel at most health foods stores (like Whole Foods). This 100% pure aloe vera gel by Aubrey Organics is excellent. ($5.10 at VitaminShoppe.com)

3. Burts Bees Aloe & Linden Flower After Sun Soother. Made with aloe vera, coconut oil and bee pollen, this can be used on your face and body for a simple, refreshing and soothing treatment. ($10 at BurtsBees.com)

4. Korres Yoghurt Cooling Gel. Korres makes some of the best feeling lotions out there, and this cooling gel made with real yoghurt is sublimely soothing. ($23.50 at Sephora)

5. Also, it's a but spendy, but check out the Korres Greek Yoghurt Advanced Nourishing Sleeping Facial cream for a major overnight TLC job on your face. ($45 at Sephora.com)

6. St Tropez Aftersun Lotion With A Hint Of Self Tan. Ha -- I love the concept of this product, which is made with raspberry seed oil, vitamin E and Aloe Vera to really moisturize your skin post-sun, but also contains a "hint" of self tanner. It's like: Soothe your skin but also MAXIMIZE YOUR TAN! I can get behind that. ($25.46 at Asos.com)

7. Yes to Cucumbers Natural After-Sun Serum with Shimmer.  I love the "Yes To ...." line, especially the cucumber scented products which smell SO good. This is a great product to toss in your beach bag; rub some on while you're still out in the sun and you'll get just a hint of shimmer. ($9.99 at Target)

Last but not least -- don't forget about your hair!

8. Fekkai Summer Hair After Sun Daily Mask. Fekkai is a luxury hair care brand, but their line is really worth the money. You can use this mask daily after sun to detangle, condition, and help protect your color from fading in the sun. ($25 at Fekkai.com)

9. Matrix Biolage After Sun Repair Spray is a lightweight, leave-in treatment mist geared toward minimizing damage and protecting your hair. it also soothes your toasty scalp! ($10.10 at BeautyBay.com)

How good are you about protecting yourself from the sun?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR April Daniels Hussar

is a California girl transplanted to the wilds of suburban New Jersey, and is a shoe-loving, book-obsessed writer and mama.

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