Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Have to Quit Smoking to Prove She's on the Mend

woensdag 21 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 2 hours ago

Lindsay Lohan may have sworn up and down to Oprah that she's turning over a new leaf and striving to lead a clean, sober life post-rehab, but that hasn't stopped her from lighting up. Since her OWN interview aired, the actress has been photographed smoking cigarettes at various locations, my favorite of which has to be on an NYC sidewalk right after taking a Soul Cycle spin class. HA! 

So much for embracing a completely healthy lifestyle! But hey, baby steps, right?

I mean, let's be real here. While it would be awesome to think Lindsay might have walked out of rehab Adderall-, alcohol-, coke-, and nicotine-free, I'm actually not at all surprised that she's still having at the cancer sticks. It just wouldn't be realistic to expect LiLo to have dropped every single crappy habit she's battled over the past, what, 10+ years already. You can't expect someone who is battling various addiction demons to take on too much at once.

More from The Stir: Is Lindsay Lohan Headed for a Breakthrough or Breakdown? (VIDEO)

When you have much bigger, more immediately pressing health issues/concerns to contend with -- like Lindsay does -- I don't see any point in freaking out about the slightly (key word -- cigarettes are still disgusting) less detrimental, more minor vices. One thing at a time! It's a little bit like trying to lose weight by eating frozen meals or 100-calorie snack bars. No, they're not ideal, whole, super-nutritious foods, but if they can help you learn basic portion control and calorie-counting, at least it's somewhere to start.

Sure, doing a "full clean sweep" and completely trading all of her toxic vices for green juice, chia seeds, and meditation straightaway would have probably been a bit too ambitious for Lindz. Of course I hope she'll kick the cigs at some point, but in the meantime, we should take heart in the fact that it looks like the worst thing she's doing right now is smoking her brains out. Which is totally gross, but it's not like it's going to keep her from moving on with her life. As long as she stays far away from falling back on the bottle and/or anything else illegal, she's in better shape than she was before!

How do you feel about LiLo continuing to light up?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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Is Lindsay Lohan Headed for a Breakthrough or Breakdown? (VIDEO)

dinsdag 20 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 3 hours ago

Ever since Lindsay Lohan left rehab, we can't help but wonder whether or not she is truly determined to lead a completely clean, sober life and make a serious career comeback?! Her recent sitdown with Oprah offered some clues, as did the appearances she's made out and about in public ever since. Check out the video below for our thoughts ...

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Do you think Lindsay Lohan is ready to begin a whole new healthy chapter?

ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

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Lindsay Lohan debe contratar a Ben Affleck como su entrenador de vida

woensdag 14 augustus 2013

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Pregunta: ¿Tipos de Hollywood conseguir a mentores más conseguir la más desastrosa? Causa Lindsay Lohan tiene claro que la participación de asesores de confianza: Charlie Sheen, Oprah ... Ben Affleck? Es cierto: al parecer Sr. Garner LiLo una visita durante su estancia en Cliffside Malibu, presumiblemente para pasar un poco de las cosas que aprendió durante su periodo en rehabilitación por alcoholismo (en el año 2001. Olvidé que alguna vez fue a rehabilitación, personalmente!). Según "fuentes", palabras sabias de Ben para LiLo incluyen reflexiones sobre "lo talentosa que es y cómo tiene la capacidad de transformar las cosas," así como "Cómo apoya la comunidad del entretenimiento es para personas que hacen un esfuerzo real para mejorar y estar limpio". También según fuentes, la reunión "muy tocada" Lohan (ni va a ir allí!).

¿Así que tal vez usted, como, yo, están rascando la cabeza en esta noticia, Ben Affleck y Lindsay Lohan? El sh * t! ¿Qué diablos tienen esos dos en común?? (Además de la obvia beber cosas). Pero aquí es la cosa... yo estoy realmente no rascándome la cabeza, porque creo que lo he descubierto. No puedes porque Ben Affleck puede ofrecer algo Lindsay Lohan Charlie & Oprah: la esperanza de un normal/super-successful futura. Piensa en ello... en cuanto a cualquiera de nosotros puede decir, Ben Affleck tiene el estereotipo perfecta matrimonio y su familia, además de una carrera respetable, del ganador del Oscar. Claro, Charlie Sheen es el rey de regreso (y tiene un fondo más loco que LiLo, impresionante), y claro, Oprah es... OPRAH, pero ninguno de ellos representa lo que Lindsay Lohan realmente aspira a tener: una existencia promedio/excepcional.

Aquí está, espero que llegue algún día!

¿Crees que Ben Affleck es una especie de mentor perfecto para Lindsay Lohan?

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Sobre el autorJacqueline Burt

ha escrito para numerosas revistas, periódicos y sitios Web. Es fácilmente aburrido y cansado a menudo, así que requiere constante entretenimiento para mantenerla despierta. Baila, mono! ¡ Baila!

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Lindsay Lohan Mocks Kanye West But Forgets That He's 'God'

woensdag 7 augustus 2013

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Yesterday when I wrote about Lindsay Lohan picking on Kristen Stewart, I said she should go for some bigger fish. And last night on Chelsea Lately, she did not disappoint -- she took on Justin Bieber, Anthony Weiner, One Direction's Harry Styles -- even Chelsea Handler and herself. Excellent. But best of all, LiLo went after Mr. Kanye West. Oh Kanye, he provides such rich, delicious material for jokes. Because. Kanye.

Such a gift, and what does Lindsay do? She makes a couple of weak jokes and moves on. MOVES ON! Kanye with all his wacky Kanyeness and she just makes two lame jokes? Ugh. Here they are. Let's discuss.

Lame Kanye joke #1: She thanks Kanye for "acting like a baby and making a baby" with Kim Kardashian. (I guess that gets a "heh" for accuracy.)

Lame Kanye joke #2: "How come when Kanye acts like an idiot, he gets a gold record, but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record? I still haven't figured that out." (SIGH. Because as batty as Kanye is, he makes some pretty amazing shit. And you do not. That is why.)

Really, you could do an entire Chelsea Lately special just on Kanye West quotes. And let me be clear here -- I respect the guy as an artist, and I know his mother's death was extremely hard on him. But damn, his interviews are the funniest interviews of all time. Will you please enjoy these Kanyesms with me?

1. On Watch the Throne, his 2011 collaboration with Jay-Z: “It was like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates talking at the same time. You know which one of us was Steve.”

2. “You know how they say, ‘Jack of all trades, master of none’? I want to be master of all. And not even to be a jack but a king. In fact, not even a king. An ace.”

3. “I’m Christian in the same way that people have issues with certain elements of Christianity. It’s like if you go into a Ralph Lauren store, maybe that buyer didn’t do the exact buy that you want, but you still really like that brand.”

4. “Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermès factory. Shit is real. You’re not going to find a chink. It’s 100,000 percent Jimi Hendrix.”

5. “God’s little practical joke on me -- as an intellect who doesn’t like to read a lot -- is like, I’ll say some super-philosophical shit, but I’ll say it the wrong way. I’ll use the wrong word, so it goes from being really special to completely retarded.” (Kanye, we don't use that word that way.)

6. When Kris Jenner hears a song from Kanye's new album and says, "Great job!”: "Great job?" (Toasting with a champagne flute) "Great job, Baccarat, for making a glass that can hold liquid!” (Looking down at his waist) “Great job, belt loops, for keeping my pants up!”

7. “I care about everything. Sometimes not giving a fuck is caring the most.”

8. And finally, two different takes on what the song "I Am God" is all about.

"I wrote 'I Am a God' 'cause it’s like, yo! Nobody can tell me where I can and can’t go. Man, I’m the #1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix.”

“I made that song because I am a god." (Laughs) "I don’t think there’s much more explanation. I’m not going to sit here and defend shit. That shit is rock ’n’ roll, man. That shit is rap music. I am a god. Now what?”

And all of that is just from one little interview W magazine did with Kanye. So many Easter eggs! Now come on, can we please get serious about making fun of Kanye? LiLo, you need a new writer. Also, I may be just a little bit obsessed with Kanye West.

What's your favorite Kanye West quote or moment?

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Kristen Stewart Gets Major 'Mean Girls' Diss From Lindsay Lohan -- Who Is She to Talk?

dinsdag 6 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 14 hours ago

Okay, Lindsay Lohan. We get it. You've been to hell and back at least half a dozen times, which means you've earned your crown as the most cynical woman in Hollywood. But come on, picking on Kristen Stewart? Stepping directly from rehab to a guest-hosting gig on Chelsea Lately, LiLo threw some serious shade on KStew -- even though she claims she's a fan.

First she brought up Kristen's recent dustup with a photographer. "I'm just excited that Kristen Stewart, you know, finally showed some emotion." Oh ha ha, she went there. That joke is so stale, I made it months ago. But come on, KStew has been through a lot since then. She just got dumped by her boyfriend. I thought we all loved it when she attacked the paparazzi.

Lindsay backtracked a little and gave us the "no really I love her I'm such a fan" line, which is actually what comedians say to set up the next roasting: "I will say this, of course she hates photographers -- they got a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper." Aw, you had to bring that up again! (Although nice touch there, mentioning the Mini Cooper as there's just something especially comical about that car. Oh wait -- whose side am I on, anyway?)

I don't know, does it make anyone else cringe to see Lindsay knocking other stars when they're already down? It almost seems too easy. I know it's been a rough year for Lindsay, too, and who can blame her for cracking a few insults. But still ... aren't there some bigger fish Lindsay could go after? Maybe not. Maybe she doesn't feel like she can afford to make fun of anyone too powerful at the moment. Well anyway, I'm sure the KStew haters will eat it all up.

Ooh, know what would be so tedious? A LiLo/KStew feud. Sing with me! Wanna be starting something, wanna be starting something.

Who else would you like to see Lindsay Lohan make fun of?

Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Kristen Stewart. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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Kristen Stewart Gets Major 'Mean Girls' Diss From Lindsay Lohan -- Who Is She to Talk?

maandag 5 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 5 hours ago

Okay, Lindsay Lohan. We get it. You've been to hell and back at least half a dozen times, which means you've earned your crown as the most cynical woman in Hollywood. But come on, picking on Kristen Stewart? Stepping directly from rehab to a guest-hosting gig on Chelsea Lately, LiLo threw some serious shade on KStew -- even though she claims she's a fan.

First she brought up Kristen's recent dustup with a photographer. "I'm just excited that Kristen Stewart, you know, finally showed some emotion." Oh ha ha, she went there. That joke is so stale, I made it months ago. But come on, KStew has been through a lot since then. She just got dumped by her boyfriend. I thought we all loved it when she attacked the paparazzi.

Lindsay backtracked a little and gave us the "no really I love her I'm such a fan" line, which is actually what comedians say to set up the next roasting: "I will say this, of course she hates photographers -- they got a picture of her kissing a married man in a Mini Cooper." Aw, you had to bring that up again! (Although nice touch there, mentioning the Mini Cooper as there's just something especially comical about that car. Oh wait -- whose side am I on, anyway?)

I don't know, does it make anyone else cringe to see Lindsay knocking other stars when they're already down? It almost seems too easy. I know it's been a rough year for Lindsay, too, and who can blame her for cracking a few insults. But still ... aren't there some bigger fish Lindsay could go after? Maybe not. Maybe she doesn't feel like she can afford to make fun of anyone too powerful at the moment. Well anyway, I'm sure the KStew haters will eat it all up.

Ooh, know what would be so tedious? A LiLo/KStew feud. Sing with me! Wanna be starting something, wanna be starting something.

Who else would you like to see Lindsay Lohan make fun of?

Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Kristen Stewart. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Powerful Decision That Can Change Her Life

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by Amy Boshnack 19 hours ago

It looks like Lindsay Lohan may have finally gotten her act together. Or at least -- is ready to take the steps she needs in order to straighten out her life. It has been some roller-coaster of a ride. But coming off the announcement that she will have her own reality show, has completed rehab, and has filmed a guest stint on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show, Chelsea Lately (airing Monday) -- Lohan is really making us believe she is ready. But it is really her latest move that can possibly change her life ... 

Lindsay has made it known that wants to clear all alcohol from whatever space she is going to occupy. And that's not an easy task. Because alcohol is everywhere. But she's reportedly asked her mother, Dina, to remove alcohol from her home when she visits and plans to ask hotels and green rooms to do the same. In fact, this week she asked the Beverly Hills Hotel to take all alcohol out of her room prior to her arrival. So she is taking the right steps ... the question is will she be able to keep it up. Hopefully the fact she is traveling with a sober coach for the next week will help.

And clearly she doesn't need the drugs or alcohol to help her perform. Check out the sneak peak of her performance filling in for Chelsea by clicking on the link below. She is great!

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Do you think Lindsay is on the road to recovery for real this time?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Amy Boshnack

is as New York as you can get but somehow manages to hide that thick accent. Her work in TV news and print magazines didn't break her so, thankfully, now she's known as the "sugar" that makes The Stir just right. You can also catch her on The Daily Stir.

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Lohan finalmente haciendo realidad TV y es culpa de todos de Oprah

zaterdag 13 juli 2013

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Maressa Brown hace 4 horas

Supongo que era sólo cuestión de tiempo... Lohan conseguir su propio reality show. No, no los TLC, así que ella puede ir coincidiendo con miel Boo Boo. No en E! así que ella y las Kardashians puede colgar en upfronts juntos. Pero en la de Oprah red propia. Ugggghhhh, ¿por qué? Por otra parte, con la vida de LiLo se llena con forraje de tabloide interminable y su aparente incapacidad de conseguir su acto juntos, tal vez ella y realidad TV son un partido realizado en el infierno de Hollywood!

PROPIO dice EW.com el espectáculo de La Lohan se iniciará con una Oprah-LiLo sit-down grabó y salió al aire en agosto--la actriz termine su tarea ordenada por el Tribunal de 90 días en rehabilitación esperada concluir el 31 de julio. Entonces, prepárate para una docu-serie de ocho episodios que "seguirá la actriz ya que trabaja para reconstruir su carrera y mantenerse saludable" y saldrá al aire en 2014. ¿Whoo hoo...?

Vale la pena teniendo en cuenta que este es el primer proyecto unscripted que Lindsay ha dicho sí, después de bajar al parecer de muchos años, prefiriendo atenerse a actuar papeles de guión. No se puede decir que la culpa realmente! Parece que la Telerrealidad tiende a hacer famosos - o no-celebs (de coughMTV adolescentes madres! Destacan Farrah Abraham!) --ir incluso más locos!

Dicho esto, si el objetivo entero de esta serie es documentar cómo ella está limpiando su acto y conseguir en la pista, tal vez realmente podría ser útil a ella personalmente y profesionalmente. De tal vez Oprah algo aquí. Y como nos estamos enfrentando a la "realidad" de la situación, vamos a ser honestos con nosotros mismos--totalmente vamos a ser sintonizar.

¿Que opinas sobre LiLo consiguiendo su propio reality show? ¿Estará usted observando?

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Sobre el autorMaressa Brown

ha disfrutado de informes y la escritura para una variedad de entretenimiento y revistas y sitios Web de las mujeres. Más a menudo que no, usted encontrará sus blogs, golpear el gimnasio, leer, investigar algo en su iPhone, riendo, charlando en un anterior-volumen "normal", o conseguir su solución de cafeína.

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