Justin Bieber's Latest Move Actually Makes Him Likable Again (VIDEO)

vrijdag 27 september 2013

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by Linda Sharps 10 hours ago

Have you seen the Zach Galifianakis comedy series on Funny or Die called "Between Two Ferns"? It's basically Galifianakis conducting fake interviews with celebrities during which they both sit between two potted ferns and Galifianakis asks a bunch of strange and inappropriate questions. The resulting videos are always weird and awkward and deeply hilarious, and I've enjoyed every single one I've ever watched -- but none quite so much as his recent collaboration with Justin Bieber.

This particular "Between Two Ferns" episode is so great, in fact, I find myself reluctantly warming to Justin Bieber despite all his bratty behavior lately. I mean, any kid who's willing to let Zach Galifianakis badger him with the exact sort of insults disguised as questions we ALL want to ask -- not to mention the fantastic moment when Galifianakis angrily removed his belt and SPANKED him -- is okay in my book.

Galifianakis comes right out swinging by telling Bieber why he's thrilled to have him on the show:

It’s really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle of your public meltdown.

He goes on to say he's not sure how to talk to kids ("I've just never interviewed a 7-year-old before"), before asking him his first insightful question:

What was the last toy you got in a Happy Meal?

I have to say, Bieber does a great job of playing straight man. Check it out:

Haaaaaaaa. There are so many great lines from Galifianakis in this skit, I can't decide which is my favorite:

When you’re in the recording studio, do you ever think ‘Hey, what if I don’t make something shitty?'

You’ve had three hairstyles. What’s next for your career?

You said recently that Anne Frank could have been a Belieber ... Did you mean that if the Nazis had not taken her, and she lived to be in her 80s, she would have liked your music, presumably due to loss of hearing?

There hasn't been a time in the last six or seven years that I haven't urinated into a bucket. But I don't film it and put it on the Internet!

I don’t like your attitude, to be quite honest. Because you know what? YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO BE SMOKING POT AND PEE PEEING IN BUCKETS AND DRIVING UP AND DOWN THE HIGHWAY FAST! I don’t think your mom would really mind if a stranger whipped her son.

Nothing dilutes public criticism like acknowledging it and making it funny as hell. Well played, Justin Bieber. Now pull up your damn pants.

What did you think of this video? Have you seen the "Between Two Ferns" series before?

Image via Funny or Die

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lives in Eugene, Oregon with her family, where she works from home while wrangling two rambunctious boys. She always has a caffeinated beverage in hand and a LEGO embedded in her foot.

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Jennifer Aniston Forces Justin Theroux to Give Up a Prized Possession to Be With Her

dinsdag 17 september 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 2 hours ago

When it comes to the megawatt, beautific pairing of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, let's just say these two look quite happy together, but part of that is that they know who's boss. And it certainly ain't Justin. We already heard that Jennifer refused to move to New York, Justin's hood. And she's definitely not having the wedding there, because that would be WAY too convenient for Justin's friends and family. And she's gonna spend her money the way she likes it. Hey, Justin might look great in his underwear, but we know who wears the pants. And the latest example of this is straight from Justin's mouth. Jen refused to let Justin keep his syphilis throat! No, no, no. Jen didn't need an emergency round of penicillin. And Justin is presumably syphilis-free. Well, he certainly is now. 'Cause no way was Jen letting Justin's collection of icky syphilis throats in their house!

Justin told GQ magazine, referencing the scene in When Harry Met Sally ... when a couple fought over the boyfriend's wagon wheel table (which eventually went out with the trash):

My wagon-wheel table is my syphilis throats. [They were] beautiful wax-museum pieces -- handmade, from the 1800s -- from a museum of curiosities. They're just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever. They weren't going to be above the fireplace anytime soon.

Bumkill Jen made Justin move his oddities to his office.

There definitely comes that time when a gooey-eyed couple moving in together suddenly realize there are certain appurtenances from your honey that you just can't stomach.

I remember furiously trying to get my ex to throw out or give away a big bag of teenage era hockey sticks, which were taking up serious amounts of space in our closet. Closet space comes at a premium in New York. Oh, it was a terrible battle, my friends. He insisted he would one day get back into hockey and need his precious high school hockey sticks. Of course, he never got back into hockey. He never would get back into hockey. The hockey sticks were a manifestation of some sort of long-lost youthful, half-baked dream.

I'm pretty sure I prevailed over the hockey sticks. I could be wrong. I've blocked it out of my mind.

But Justin has that beat with STD throats. Seriously, I cannot imagine Jennifer Aniston letting tongues deformed with gonorrhea grace any mantel on her property. And you know it's HER property.

But will all of this bossiness finally emasculate Justin to the point where he's sleeping on his office couch next to his herpes lips? We shall see.

Did you ever make your husband throw something out that he desperately wanted to keep?

Image via GQ Magazine

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Justin Bieber podría ser lo único peor de 'Batman' que Ben Affleck

zaterdag 14 september 2013

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Si las noticias que Ben Affleck está programado para jugar Batman te ha desanimado, el último rumor de fundición para la próxima película de superhéroe tendrá que absolutamente loco. Justin Bieber? ¿Como Robin?

Por favor, por favor dime que no es así!

La joven cantante comenzó los rumores solo cuando publicó una foto de sí mismo con lo que parece ser un guión de Batman vs Superman. La foto obtuvo casi 700.000 "me gusta" en sólo las primeras 17 horas después de ser publicada, pero no está cumpliendo con la misma cantidad de apreciación de los fans de DC Comics.

Esperemos que es una broma... después de todo el último tweet de Biebs indicó está trabajando en algo para Funny or Die.

¿Controlar la película de Batman con Bieber en él?

Imagen via Instagram

Sobre el autorJeanne Sager

escribe artículos para el revolver por día, mata monstruos armarios y límites a través de cuentos con su estudiante elemental por la noche. La banda sonora de Phineas y Ferb reverbera a través de su cerebro.

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Justin Bieber Defends Himself Against Shirt-Pulling Attacker at Night Club

maandag 2 september 2013

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by Cynthia Dermody Yesterday at 2:12 PM

 Another day, another report of someone trying to attack Justin Bieber. The 19-year-old Bieber was charged by a partier at a Toronto nightclub where he was performing Friday night. The attack happened as Bieber stepped off stage to get closer to some of the regular people.

The attacker rushed at the singer and started pulling on his shirt. Bieber was seen trying to defend himself, kicking at the attacker, before security pulled the attacker away and tackled the attacker to the floor.

Can we please pause a minute to talk about this "attacker" thing?

Technically that's exactly what this guy did and not to downplay violence or the potential that someone could have gotten really hurt here, but is "attack" really the best word? Or is it just a way to make Bieber sound more badass? "Justin Bieber defends himself against shirt-puller" just doesn't have the same punch. Anyway ...

No one was injured and no charged were filed against anyone (so the "attack" couldn't have been that bad) -- the attacker was simply kicked out of the club.

I'm sure someone has some iPhone footage of the melee that's yet to surface, but as of right now we are left only to our imaginations the visions of what Bieber looked like kicking at his attacker, and this narrated video compilation of some photos going around.

What do you make of this latest Bieber attack? Should he just stay away from the audience from now on?

Image via Heartbreaker Official/YouTube

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David Cassidy's Latest Mugshot Is a Warning for All Teen Idols (Cough, Justin Bieber, Cough) (PHOTO)

donderdag 22 augustus 2013

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by Kiri Blakeley 2 hours ago

I think I love you, David Cassidy, but what are you so afraid of? A mugshot there is no cure for? Unfortunately, former teen heartthrob Cassidy went and got himself happy somewhere in upstate New York and then blew an illegal .10 after being stopped by cops. It was only two years ago that David was arrested for DUI in Florida. Apparently, he didn't learn his lesson. And yes, yes, this mugshot is even worse than the last one. A trail of bad mugshots is usually a sign that all is not well.

Can we talk about this latest mugshot for a moment?

Hardly anyone looks good in a mugshot. It's definitely not the most flattering time to have your photo taken. No one did your hair or makeup. The lighting is harsh. You've just committed some sort of crime. Someone may have just punched you in the face, too.

A few stalwart celebs managed to make the mugshot work for them. Paris Hilton comes to mind. Carmen Electra. Hugh Grant (well, he had just gotten lucky). But it's not easy to have a good mugshot, I'm telling you.

And former teen idols in particular seem to take really bad ones. Let's see ... Jeremy Landon anyone? He was the hottie from Dazed & Confused. He's got to have the worst mugshot EVER. Edward Furlong? No trace of the Terminator hottie in all those mugshots taken after domestic violence arrests.

I guess my point is, David, are you okay? We're worried about you.

In David's defense, he has been dealing with the death of his mother in December, who had dementia for several years.

But current teen idols should realize that everything they have is most likely fleeting. One day, you're on top of the world, millions of women worshipping you, vowing to do anything for you, and everything you could want -- money, cars, mansions, fame -- at your fingertips.

The next, you're staring dully into the camera for your county jail mugshot.

I'm not talking to Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Harry Styles ... this is for all teen idols. But just for the sake of argument, let's pretend it's Justin Bieber. Okay, we don't have to pretend. Because former teen idol Leif Garrett has been there. His mugshot ranks up there with the worst of them. And he recently gave JB some unsolicited advice, telling the current teen idol:

Don't believe your own publicity. Sussing out who your real friends are is full-time work. Every scum bag, every drug dealer, every chicken hawk wants a piece of you.

And by "chicken hawk," I hope he doesn't mean Selena!

Teen idols, take note. Just don't take a mugshot. Or if you do, at least make it a good one.

Images via ABC/Schodack Police Dept.

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