Sex Confession: Wife Thinks Husband Gets Happy Endings at Massage Parlor

vrijdag 13 september 2013

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by Michele Zipp 10 hours ago

"Sex Confessions" is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this.

Ever have a suspicion about something and you just know you are right? And you don't want to be right? That's what's happening with Jennifer* who suspects her husband Jim* is out getting happy endings every time he get a massage. Which is often. Because he has a bad back. Yeah, right (wink). Okay, Jim really does have back issues and massage is recommended to him by his doctor but Jennifer is a bit concerned about how her husband of 10 years acts when he gets home from the massage parlor. She should explain this one.

Jim is a great dad to our two sons. He's a great husband to me. And he's a great lover. Except when he gets massages. About six months ago his doctor told him that therapeutic massage once every couple of weeks would really help him keep his alignment and pay attention to his core and help work out the kinks in his back that cause him pain. Massage, along with some exercises and a better diet. Jim was really into following all of the doctors orders at first but now the only thing he does is go to get a massage ... and he's upped it to once a week.

Okay, whatever, right? Sure. But I was annoyed because I want his back to be okay. I don't want him to have pain. But he's so weird about this massage stuff that I can't help but think something is up. He's sort of secretive about it. He doesn't tell me when he's going to go. (Though it's usually Wednesday or Thursday.) And when he does go, he refuses to have sex with me on that night. And he comes home and takes a shower right away. What is up with that?

I asked him and he basically told me that I had a screw loose but I don't think I do. I KNOW not all massage parlors do the happy ending thing and I KNOW it's kind of an old school way of thinking that this could even be happening. But the signs are there. I wouldn't even be mad if he was getting happy endings. I'm just mad he's not telling me ... if he is. I'm not sure how to talk to him about this some more.

What do you think Jennifer should do? Do you think her husband is really getting a happy ending?

*Names have been changed.

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Click "Like" if you love your husband! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Michele Zipp

loves vintage and will defend skinny jeans to the death though she is highly superstitious and "death" is probably a bad word choice. She has a touch of the hoarding disease and enjoys sleuthing, the worst reality shows, and wearing high heels, even at the playground. She's an AP mom of twins, slightly crunchy but with a pedicure.

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Happy Feet on Blu-Ray, Only $7.99!

donderdag 5 september 2013

Happy Feet on Blu-Ray, Only $7.99!

Shake your tail feather! Amazon has Happy Feet on Blu-ray marked down 47%!

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Happy Birthday, Alexander Skarsgard: 5 Things We Love About the 'True Blood' Star

maandag 26 augustus 2013

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by Jacqueline Burt 17 hours ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXANDER SKARSGARD! That's right:  Alexander Skarsgard was born on August 25 in 1976 -- which makes him 37 years old today! If only ASkars were here right now, I'd stick a candle in a piece of apple cake from IKEA and dance around wearing clogs! (That's what they do in Sweden on people's birthdays, right? Maybe not the clogs part. Where do people wear clogs again? Holland??) 

Anyway, point is, this is a very, very special day in the history of hot vampires, and, as such, we should of course be paying tribute to the man behind Eric Northman (who is NOT dead!! Just stop talking about it!). Here are 5 things we love about Alexander Skarsgard!

Image via HBO

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She's about 2 seconds away from fainting!

Click the "Like" button below if you love vampires! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jacqueline Burt

has written for numerous magazines, newspapers, and websites. She is easily bored and often tired, so she requires constant entertainment to keep her awake. Dance, Monkey! Dance! 

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Alec Baldwin and Wife Hilaria Welcome Baby Girl: All the Happy Details

zondag 25 augustus 2013

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por Maressa Brown hace 9 horas

30 Rock actor y exaltado notorio Alec Baldwin y su esposa Hilaria dio la bienvenida a una hija anoche! El instructor de yoga de 29 años de edad fue admitido en Mount Sinai Hospital el viernes después de parto, informa el New York Daily News. Buzz montado cuando Baldwin fue visto entrando en el Upper East Side hospital con varias bolsas, descargarlas con la ayuda de dos amigos.

Pero no debemos confiar en rumores por mucho tiempo. La pareja no tardó en confirmar la feliz noticia. Hilaria llevó a Twitter para anunciar el nacimiento... y también su nombre de la niña.

Hilaria escribió:

Estamos encantados de anunciar el nacimiento de nuestra hija Carmen Gabriela.

Tan bonita, verdad?

Carmen es el segundo hijo de Alec. Él es también padre de hija Irlanda Baldwin con su ex esposa, la actriz Kim Basinger. Hilaria había mencionado en realidad su hijastra en su tweet alegre, y España respondió con un "saludo inicial" a su propia hermana en su Tumblr.

Más de la conmoción: esposa de Alec Baldwin lanza Ultimate Baby Shower para esposas de militares (VIDEO)

El modelo de 17 años de edad ofreció muchas palabras de sabiduría sobre crecer en el centro de atención, despidiéndose:

Te amo, Carmen. Ha nacido en una familia. Eres tanto suerte y maldito al mismo tiempo. Vamos a tener tan divertido divertido juntos. No puedo esperar para conocerte pronto. Prometo que siempre estaré ahí para pase lo que pase! Nunca se olvida!

Irlanda también abordado todo de lidiar con los padres para la imagen del cuerpo a las drogas y más, señalando que espera que por el momento Carmen estaba leyendo la carta, podrían "ser los mejores amigos, sentados en una cafetería rad en Brooklyn, hablando sobre bandas y cómo... Channing Tatum solía ser caliente. Tal vez autos estarán rondando y s - t. " Ja. Parece que alguien está mentalizado para ser una hermana! Suena como Alec y niña de Hilaria tiene mucho por delante!

Pues ¿qué desea enviaría la familia Baldwin? ¿Qué opinas del nombre del bebé?

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Sobre el autorMaressa Brown

ha disfrutado de informes y la escritura para una variedad de entretenimiento y revistas y sitios web de las mujeres. Más a menudo que no, usted encontrará sus blogs, ir al gimnasio, leer, investigar algo en su iPhone, riendo, charlando en un volumen arriba "normal" o conseguir su dosis de cafeína.

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Ice Cream Donut Sandwiches Could Kill You, But at Least You'll Die Happy

zaterdag 10 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 16 hours ago

Donuts have starred in some unlikely pairings ... They've been merged with croissants to create the cronut, and they've been used as bread in a breakfast sandwich. Now comes the one I am most excited about BY FAR: The ice cream donut sandwich. OMG.

Available exclusively (for now!) at Firecakes Donuts on Chicago's Near North Side, the sandwiches are exactly what they sound like -- a glazed donut stuffed with either homemade vanilla or espresso ice cream. The donut shop has been serving them for just $4 apiece since July 20, according to Chicagoist. What's more, you can get your fix until midnight (except for Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday).

Why did I not know about this when I was in the Windy City recently?! Also, why hasn't this been an ice cream parlor staple FOR YEARS?

Ahhh, but Firecakes isn't the only place tempting us with this unfathomably delicious treat. Similar concoctions are popping up in places like DC and NYC, where various bakeries have apparently been serving 'em for yeeears.

To be fair, it sounds so gluttonous and must have so much flippin' sugar that it could probably put the healthiest person on the planet into a diabetic shock, so it's probably best that it's not THAT readily available.

But if it were to be quite a bit more available and take off in a hot new dessert trend that rivals red velvet cupcakes and cake pops and macarons, I wouldn't be surprised. The donut ice cream sandwich has something going for it that the cronut and donut breakfast sandwich never had ... It just makes sense. And makes the mouth water just writing those words. Oof, watch out, America ... we are in trouble!

Would you try an ice cream donut sandwich? What would your ultimate donut indulgence look like?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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8-Year-Old Girl's Dad Busted for Singing Happy Birthday to Her

vrijdag 19 juli 2013

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by Julie Ryan Evans 14 hours ago

It was supposed to be a day of happiness and joy for Cara Doherty who was celebrating her 8th birthday. Then before she could even blow out her candles, it turned into a big old mess that ended up with police being called. All because her dad sang "Happy Birthday" to her.

It happened in London at a place called Clown Town. It's a kids' play place that sounds kind of a like our Chuck E. Cheese or something. According to Barnet and Whetsone Press, the problem was that her parents didn't buy the $450 birthday package. They had reportedly tried to get one previously but were told no more were available. So they showed up anyway with six parents and 18 kids, and since the place was virtually empty, they thought they were okay. 

A waitress told them that since they didn't have the package they couldn't have a cake there nor could they sing "Happy Birthday." But who is going to seriously believe that's actually a rule anyone would enforce?

Not Cara's dad, Colm Doherty.

He told the paper:

I thought this was ridiculous and we did have our cake and lit candles, and when this lady came striding over I went up to her and told her not to disrupt my daughter’s party and blocked her way. I understand she phoned the police afterwards.

Seriously. Clown Town refutes Doherty's account saying, "the female member of staff who spoke to Mr Doherty  felt threatened by his intimidating behaviour during the incident." Clown Town manager Ian Slazenger told the paper:

Had he been honest about the fact that he intended to bring his own food into the play area when he arrived that day, and had he chosen not to ignore our reasonable request not to do so, there would have been no need for our employees to become involved.

Well first off, it's not a reasonable request. Not letting someone bring in an outside cake is one thing, though it's pretty low. But trying to stop someone from singing "Happy Birthday" or any song really is just all sorts of wrong. And it should be noted that the Doherty's had already spent about $400 on food, drinks, and entry for the party guests. So it's not like they were just there to have cake and nothing else.

Fortunately, no charges were filed, but still what a power trip move by Clown Town. While Doherty clearly disobeyed the rules, you'd think a kid-friendly place like Clown Town could have done something a lot less disruptive than calling the police. It was only cake, and this was an 8-year-old's birthday at stake.

Do you think it was wrong for this play place to call the cops on this dad?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Julie Ryan Evans

can be found writing from coffee houses wherever she may be. The quality of her days is largely influenced by the seat she nabs and whether a protein plate is available.

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