Sex Confession: Wife Thinks Husband Gets Happy Endings at Massage Parlor

vrijdag 13 september 2013

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by Michele Zipp 10 hours ago

"Sex Confessions" is a series featuring your naughtiest bedroom secrets and fantasies. Some will sound familiar, others may give you ideas, some will turn you on, and some are dark and twisted. You might want to sit down for this.

Ever have a suspicion about something and you just know you are right? And you don't want to be right? That's what's happening with Jennifer* who suspects her husband Jim* is out getting happy endings every time he get a massage. Which is often. Because he has a bad back. Yeah, right (wink). Okay, Jim really does have back issues and massage is recommended to him by his doctor but Jennifer is a bit concerned about how her husband of 10 years acts when he gets home from the massage parlor. She should explain this one.

Jim is a great dad to our two sons. He's a great husband to me. And he's a great lover. Except when he gets massages. About six months ago his doctor told him that therapeutic massage once every couple of weeks would really help him keep his alignment and pay attention to his core and help work out the kinks in his back that cause him pain. Massage, along with some exercises and a better diet. Jim was really into following all of the doctors orders at first but now the only thing he does is go to get a massage ... and he's upped it to once a week.

Okay, whatever, right? Sure. But I was annoyed because I want his back to be okay. I don't want him to have pain. But he's so weird about this massage stuff that I can't help but think something is up. He's sort of secretive about it. He doesn't tell me when he's going to go. (Though it's usually Wednesday or Thursday.) And when he does go, he refuses to have sex with me on that night. And he comes home and takes a shower right away. What is up with that?

I asked him and he basically told me that I had a screw loose but I don't think I do. I KNOW not all massage parlors do the happy ending thing and I KNOW it's kind of an old school way of thinking that this could even be happening. But the signs are there. I wouldn't even be mad if he was getting happy endings. I'm just mad he's not telling me ... if he is. I'm not sure how to talk to him about this some more.

What do you think Jennifer should do? Do you think her husband is really getting a happy ending?

*Names have been changed.

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Click "Like" if you love your husband! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Michele Zipp

loves vintage and will defend skinny jeans to the death though she is highly superstitious and "death" is probably a bad word choice. She has a touch of the hoarding disease and enjoys sleuthing, the worst reality shows, and wearing high heels, even at the playground. She's an AP mom of twins, slightly crunchy but with a pedicure.

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'Bachelorette' Finale: 10 Mind-Blowing Endings to Desiree's Roller Coaster of Love

zaterdag 3 augustus 2013

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by Maressa Brown 18 hours ago

Who actually looks forward to Mondays?! No one usually, but this weekend, Bachelorette fans are in full-on flip-out mode in anticipation of the second part of the season finale! The hype surrounding what's going to happen with Desiree Hartsock is OUT OF CONTROL. And of course, ABC's fanning the fires like crazy.

Consider what exec producer Mike Fleiss said to Entertainment Weekly, “All I can say is you will be shocked by how this ends. It doesn’t make sense in some ways. It comes out of left field in other ways. But it’s the weirdest ending we’ve ever had, that’s for sure. I don’t know that Desiree is happy with it, or the guys are happy with it, but it sure is interesting to watch.” Whaat?! And then there's ABC exec Robert Mills tweeting, "The shocks start from minute 1." Huh?!

Seriously, this is just overkill now. How mind-blowing could the end possibly be? Haven't we just about exhausted all the possibilities? Here, ALL of the scenarios we've dreamed up for the final rose ...

Brooks comes back, says he screwed up and didn't realize he was The One to her all along, gets down on one knee, proposes with a Neil Lane rock. Des says yes, and the two ride off into the sunset.Chris proposes, and Des is about to say yes, but then #1 occurs.Brooks returns and explains that he takes marriage so seriously and simply needed to "tap the brakes" a bit (as Reality Steve put it). He's simply not ready to propose, but he does want to be together and see where things go. Des says okay.Brooks returns and explains that he takes marriage so seriously, he's simply not ready to propose, but he does want to be together and see where things go. Des says no way! And tells Drew and Chris, "Thanks but no thanks," too, and ends up alone.Both Chris and Brooks propose, and Des -- not wanting to choose a guy who's not that into her -- says, "Screw you, Brooks!" and picks Chris.Both Chris and Brooks propose, and Des says, "Screw you both. I choose me!" Kelly Taylor-style.Chris, Drew, and Brooks all end up proposing. And she chooses who everyone thought was the dark horse at this point: DREW ...?!Chris, Drew, and Brooks all get down on one knee. She chooses none of 'em -- and walks away solo.Brooks comes back and says he just needs some more time, so he and Des are given a couple extra weeks to figure things out, and in the end, they get engaged.Des leaves Antigua alone and ends up getting engaged to Brooks on the After the Final Rose special.Instead of Brooks coming back, Sean Lowe returns and says he screwed up, has broken things off with Catherine Giudici, and wants Des after all*!

*Just kidding; that's not going to happen -- nor would we want it to!

Which scenario do you think is most likely ... or another altogether?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of The Bachelor(ette) ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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