Man’s Delusional Dating Profile Is More Likely to Scare Off Woman of His Dreams

donderdag 26 september 2013

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by Ericka Sóuter 2 hours ago

Finding The One isn't easy. Just ask every single woman on the planet. Men certainly aren't immune to that struggle. In fact, one man in Texas is so desperate to find love, he's willing to pay to get exactly what he wants. He is offering a $1,500 finder's fee to anyone who can hook him up with the girl of his dreams. He even created the website SleeplessInAustin.com to detail exactly what he's looking for. Problem is, some of his requirements are a bit outdated, if not bizarre.

First and foremost, wedding photographer Larry Busby wants a "woman of great quality." So what makes a woman of great quality?

"Thin or athletic build""No one over 130-pounds""Ages 21 to 41""White, Hispanic, or of European descent""I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut.""I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry""I do not believe that Whites & Blacs should mix races sexually and have kids together.""I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man."

Charming, isn't he? A lot of women would consider his rules a total turn-off. He requires a thin, athletic build, but as his website shows, he's certainly no David Backham.

Though, as annoying as this guy sounds, I have to give him credit for being honest about what he wants. If he's serious about finding a wife, why lie? Why pretend he is okay with characteristics that he's not? All too often, people hold back info or aren’t upfront when they are on the dating scene. The result is that you waste both your time and that of the other person. So while his requirements may seem silly or outdated to some, this way, both people know going in whether this has a chance of really working out.

What do you think of this guy's dating requirements?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Ericka Sóuter

is a veteran pop culture and celeb news writer. That experience boils down to two things: she knows way too much about the Kardashians and she dominates on Trivial Pursuit's arts and entertainment questions.

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Chris Harrison and This Former 'Bachelor' Star Should NOT Be Dating

maandag 23 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

Late last week, rumors started flying around that Chris Harrison is dating Bachelor reject Selma Alameri, prompting many of us to scratch our heads and wonder how in the heck these two managed to get together.

Oh come on, remember Selma? The chick from Sean Lowe's season who was too embarrassed to kiss him on TV but then wound up planting a fat one on him right before he sent her packing? (Ohhh, that Selma.)

Yeah, well supposedly she and Chris were seen looking all lovey-dovey at a bar in L.A. last Thursday, and one source says he was introducing her as his girlfriend.

But it sounds like there isn't any truth to the claims, because Selma is denying that she and Chris are an item. She told E! News, "We happened to be at the same place but we were not together. He's a good friend and a sexy guy, sure, but we are not dating."

Whew! That's a relief. No disrespect to Selma, but she doesn't exactly seem like Chris' type. He's a great guy and all, but something tells me as a newly divorced man, he's not exactly in the mood to take things slow and steady in the physical department, if you know what I mean. (Dude totally wants to get it on by the second date.)

But it probably is about time for Chris to get back out there and play the field a bit, which is why he shouldn't avoid the reality TV scene altogether. OMG. Why hasn't ABC made him The Bachelor yet?!? He's only, like, the perfect candidate -- and he could even save whoever the host of his season is some work by handling all aspects of the rose ceremony himself. "Ladies, this is my final rose tonight. If you did not receive one, get the hell out of here because I think you're ugly, dumb, psychotic, insert derogatory adjective here."

Or if he's really dead set against being The Bachelor, former contestants of the show aren't a stupid place to look for love -- he just needs to go after someone he has a bit more in common with than Selma. What about AshLee Frazier? I hear she's available -- and she's definitely ready for something serious. Or how about all those rumors saying Chris was into Emily Maynard during her season? (Can you blame him?) They'd be pretty cute together.

Sigh. Don't worry Chris, the perfect girl is out there. But while you're looking for her, you should probably cross anyone off the list who isn't willing to go to the fantasy suite before tying the knot.

Do you think Chris and Selma are right for each other?

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is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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Johnny Depp Makes Open 'Dating Pact' With Amber Heard -- Good Luck With That

maandag 2 september 2013

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by Julie Ryan Evans Yesterday at 10:12 AM

Johnny Depp. He's the sexy rebel who has made us swoon for years. We love his bad boy ways and have never expected the expected from him. So news of the 50-year-old's (I know, hard to believe he's 50!) "dating pact" with current girlfriend Amber Heard, 27, isn't necessarily surprising. It just feels doomed for disaster. 

First there were reports that Heard was getting fed up with Johnny 'smothering' her. Reportedly the tanking of The Lone Ranger had Johnny bummed out, and he was leaning too hard on her, driving her crazy. Now, Look magazine is reporting that Depp, willing to do anything to keep her, has laid out a very liberal "dating pact" that allows her to dip into the bisexual pool that she frequented before she and Depp became an item about 14 months ago (Heard previously dated photographer Tasya van Ree for four years). 

A "source close to the couple" said:

Johnny always knew this aspect of her life was important and he says as long as she makes it clear he’s her number one, she can do whatever she likes. It’s liberating for both of them. They are both very honest and open with each other and this pact has just made them stronger as a couple.

One of the stipulations is reportedly that she must tell him who she's with and what they're doing. AND that she must limit her extra affairs to women only.

Amber’s always been honest with Johnny and told him from the start that she can’t change who she is, and that she’ll always be interested in women as well as men. He has now promised her it’s fine if she has someone on the side, as long as they’re the same sex.

IF it's true (I'm skeptical that he'd really reveal something so personal), it all sounds so modern and accepting. We know monogamy certainly doesn't always have the best record, and if it works for them, then great. I just don't see how it will.

He seems to adore her, and she wants more. While there's usually one partner in a relationship who likes the other a little more, this seems bigger than that. His "pact" seems like a desperate move to try and keep her when she may not want to be kept.  I hope it works out for them, but my guess is we'll be seeing news of their split sooner rather than later.

What do you think of Johnny Depp's dating pact with Amber Heard?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Julie Ryan Evans

can be found writing from coffee houses wherever she may be. The quality of her days is largely influenced by the seat she nabs and whether a protein plate is available.

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Dating After Divorce Terrified Me but I Did It Anyway - and It Was Worth It

maandag 19 augustus 2013

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by Aunt Becky 13 hours ago

When I threw on that puffy white dress and marched myself down the aisle to say my "I do's" to my husband, I meant every word. Including the "'til death do us part" bit. I'd gloat a little every time someone we knew was having marital problems, because we were destined to MAKE IT.

I just knew it.

Until I didn't.

"Irreconcilable differences," the court called it. I called it "we just didn't work any more." Too many things had happened, too many things had made a tiny crack into a gaping chasm and we couldn't even claim to be in the same book, let alone on the same page anymore.

I moved out in October of last year, a dismal end to an otherwise okay union. We both agreed it was best, although I know we both struggled. And oh how we struggled to start over again. Separately.

I'd hit the point, post-divorce, where everyone from the mailman to the guy at Starbucks was asking when I'd be ready to date again. I never knew the answer to that question. I'd not considered dating in more than 10 years, so the prospect of being intimate and vulnerable with someone I didn't yet know seemed daunting, to say the least.

And then I met him. A random event strung into another random event, and something clicked. I was intrigued. Terrified, but intrigued. I'd just begun learning to live on my own, to begin my life again, and here was this guy -- this great guy -- and, well, I went into a tizzy of self-doubt and fear for about a month.

He knew I had kids. He knew I was in the process of divorcing. He was even my age -- someone I could respect.

And then one night, long after a movie had ended and we'd sat together on the couch simply chatting, he said the words, "I know we're both in the middle of our own stuff right now, and I know that dating is probably the last thing on your mind, but I'll be right here. Waiting for you."

I blinked back tears before wrapping him in a bear hug.

"Thank you," I whispered into his ear. "Thank you," he said back. And I took a leap of faith.

Today, we're not just dating. We're in a relationship. And we're about to move in together. I'm glad I faced my fears and took the chance. Because he's worth it. And so am I.

What advice would you give to someone who has to start all over? Have you ever been in that position?

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Anastasia Steele Frontrunner Risks Losing '50 Shades' Role by Dating Christian’s Opposite

donderdag 15 augustus 2013

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by Adriana Velez 2 hours ago

Heyyy, Linda Lovelace has a new boyfriend. It's official: Amanda Seyfried is dating Justin Long. (Crickets.) Justin Long -- you know, he's in, um ... here, let me Google him for us all. Oh yes, he's the guy in those Mac vs. PC ads (he's the Mac). And iSteve, if any of you are familiar? And he was in A Case of You, which no one saw. And he voiced Alvin in Alvin and the Chipmunks. Ooh, here we go! He was dating Drew Barrymore on and off for years.

Sigh. Yeah. Dating Justin Long is going to do NOTHING for Amanda's career. Which means it must be the real deal? Weird! I mean -- how wonderful for her. That's great. I'm just wondering if she's ruining her chances at playing Ana in Fifty Shades.

See, here's the thing. Justin is cute and all, in a boyish kind of way. But he's probably what you'd call a "good person." Doesn't he look like a nice guy? You know, all earnest and sincere. And if he really is that sweet in real life, that bodes well for Amanda's emotional life -- we're real happy for her and all that crap. But he's no Christian Grey.

If Amanda is truly serious about landing the role of Anastasia Steele, she chose well with that Lovelace role. But I'm sorry, that's not enough. She needs to submit her personal life to Fifty Shades as well. She needs to date an older bad boy. That's all there is to it.

Now we have a long list of older bad boys for her to choose from. It doesn't have to be any of the actual actors who are up for the role of Christian. ALTHOUGH now that Ian Somerhalder is single, I think Amanda's best option is quite obvious. They don't even have to date for real -- just be seen standing next to each other a lot. And if we could catch Amanda crying in her car outside Ian's house a couple of times, that would be amazing. Mascara running down her face? Perfect.

Because I really cannot make miracles happen for this girl unless she helps me help her, so --

I'm sorry ... this is so embarrassing. Somehow, Amanda Seyfried's agent has been blogging under my name! I just caught her at my desk. I can't believe what she's saying here. I would never condone dating just for your career! Amanda -- we're real happy for you and all that crap. Date whomever you like. Geez.

What do you think of Amanda Seyfried dating Justin Long?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Fifty Shades of Grey! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Adriana Velez

is a staff writer who dabbles in food, parenting, news, entertainment, molecular biology, and anything else that that pops into her head. She lives with her elementary school-aged son in Brooklyn, land of urban farms and artisan everything.  

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Katy Perry Admits Something Super Gross That Proves She and Robert Pattinson Aren't Dating

maandag 5 augustus 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 4 hours ago

Relief.In an effort to clear up any rumors that she and Robert Pattinson have a "thing" going on, Katy Perry confessed that she farts in front of Rob. Yep. The "Teenage Dream" singer apparently holds nothing back in front of her buddy ol' pal, including bodily functions, which should prove to everyone once and for all that there's nothing romantic between the two whatsoever.

Because if there's one thing Katy Perry doesn't do, it's fart in front of her love interests.

Perry said in an interview with Elle UK: "Okay, so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating." She then added: "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister ... we just hang out."

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I actually don't think there is, or ever was, anything romantic going on between Rob and Katy, as she and Kristen are reportedly friends, and that would be a really jank thing for her to do. But I also think "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister" would have sufficed in Katy's zeal to prove her point. No need to conjure up an image of Rob putting his hand over his nose and frantically fanning the air, after her reeking up the joint.

However, another interesting comment Katy made in the interview was how she's "proud" of the fact that she hasn't slept with Rob. She said: "The other day, I said, 'One of the things I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.' And that's true." Now, like I said, I do believe that Katy and Rob are just friends, but it is a little strange that Katy is chalking this up as an accomplishment on her behalf. It really doesn't take much to not sleep with someone if you feel nothing for them whatsoever. So maybe, deep down, Katy does have a little something for Rob, despite their just being friends.

But then again, she admitted that she farts in front of him, so I don't know. Katy. Rob. Sex. Farts. It's all one giant mystery. We can only hope that one day the scientists at NASA get a break from their busy schedules to help us figure this one out.

Do you think there's anything going on with Rob and Katy?

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Amanda Seyfried's Ultra Sexy Dating Confession Is a Rule All Women Should Live By

zaterdag 13 juli 2013

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by Maressa Brown 19 hours ago

Amanda Seyfried is off and running with press for Lovelace, the upcoming biopic in which she portrays Deep Throat adult film star Linda Lovelace, and not at all surprisingly, she's been a bit more candid. For instance, in her interview with ELLE for their August issue, Amanda admittied she's still very close friends with most recent ex-boyfriend Dominic Cooper, and she's currently into a guy she pictures as the father of her children.

Not quite sure how this came up, but by far her BEST confession was that every guy she's dated, she's "been sexually attracted to immediately." She asserts, "Sparks don't grow -- your vagina doesn't become more inclined to wanting someone just because you're around them." HA! Well-put, woman!

I couldn't agree more with Amanda. Unfortunately, we too often we get hung up on one or the other ... Either the guy has to be attractive and an intellectual and/or emotional connection isn't necessarily top priority OR we think we can cultivate a sexual spark over time if the relationship seems to feel right on paper (e.g. you share common interests and the conversation flows). But it doesn't work that way. You've gotta have physical sparks and a mental connection. And I totally believe that's something you really can and, beyond that, must feel undeniably for it to be right. 

In my single days, I did a lot of trying to talk myself into being sexually attracted to really wonderful, nice, on-paper-boyfriend-material guys. I really did think sparks would grow, and sometimes, they did, but ultimately, they weren't the kind of sparks that sustain a relationship. When I met my husband, I totally experienced what Amanda's talking about. There was NO question we were into one another physically -- and mentally, emotionally, the whole package. The multi-dimensional connection was a no-brainer, and very much why we're now Mr. and Mrs.

It may sound like a tall order, but when you meet the right person, it all comes together. Sounds like Amanda may still be searching for her whole package, but at least she knows the best way to find him.

Do you agree with Amanda?

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR Maressa Brown

has enjoyed reporting and writing for a variety of entertainment and women's magazines and websites. More often than not, you'll find her blogging, hitting the gym, reading, researching something on her iPhone, laughing, chatting at an above-"normal" volume, or getting her caffeine fix.

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