Robert Pattinson's Hoarding Problem Is an Unfortunate Shame

maandag 23 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 4 hours ago

Huh. Well that's kind of odd. Apparently Robert Pattinson has 1,000 suits hanging in a storage unit -- and admits that he's got some sort of a hoarding problem when it comes to business attire.

He says that once in a while, he'll give them to one of his friends, but most of the time, he keeps them because he "finds it really difficult to give things away." (There's a great opportunity for a KStew joke here, but I think I'll just leave it alone.)

Supposedly he can't stand donning a suit more than once, which is why he has so many -- but don't you wish he would get over it and change his mind?!?

I mean, he has all those beautiful, sleek jackets and ties wasting all that space in his storage unit. Why the hell doesn't he put them to good use instead of treating them like used goods? (Again -- insert KStew joke here.)

You can't argue with the fact that Rob's an incredibly good looking guy, but his choice of wardrobe most days of the week doesn't exactly do him justice. There's really no polite way of saying it -- he dresses like a homeless person.

Take a long, hard look at how handsome he looks in the photo above (all sorts of Christian Grey-like), and then compare it to his "regular" attire. Tell me which dude you'd rather jump all over.

Duh. The guy in the suit. (And if not well, to each his own, I guess.)

Ok, so I know getting all dressed up every day isn't exactly normal for anyone, but considering how nicely he cleans up, it would be a total plus if Rob at least wore each one of his suits twice before adding them to his stash. It's really just such a shame to let them collect all that dust when they could be giving us all a much needed dose of eye candy like we deserve.

Do you think Rob should wear suits more often?

Images via Pacific Coast News

Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of Robert Pattinson. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Mary Fischer

is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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Kris Jenner's TMI Sex Confessions in Front of Her Daughters Show She Has No Shame

donderdag 25 juli 2013

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by Ericka Sóuter 15 hours ago

And the award for most embarrassing mom in the world goes to ... Kris Jenner.

So what has the supreme momager done this time? Tell the world about her sex life - and in front of daughters Kylie and Kendall no less. But what do you expect? After all, she does need the ratings on her already-tanking talk show.

The uncomfortable TMI moment came while Khloe Kardashian and Kris played a game of I Never on air. Leave it to Kris to provide some long-winded answer that no one wanted to hear about her joining the mile high club with husband Bruce Jenner. Gross! Another one that almost made our ears bleed? "I Never faked the Big O," she said. Which, for those who have not played the game, means she has. Why Kris, why?

Sensing the ickiness, Khloe says that neither Kylie nor Kendall don't even know what the Big O means. Yeah right. I am sure they are well aware of that and a lot more. Their big sister did launch her career with a sex tape.

I don't know why I am so shocked by all of this though. I actually like Kris and her camera-ready clan. But this woman has continually proven she will do just about anything for publicity. They live every aspect of their lives in front of the cameras -- every date, every fight, every heartbreak. But there are some things even diehard fans just don't want to hear and this was definitely it.

What do you think of Kris' confession?

Image via krisjennershow.com

Click the "Like" button below if you're Krazy for the Kardashians! ABOUT THE AUTHOR Ericka Sóuter

is a veteran pop culture and celeb news writer. That experience boils down to two things: she knows way too much about the Kardashians and she dominates on Trivial Pursuit's arts and entertainment questions.

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