Chris Harrison and This Former 'Bachelor' Star Should NOT Be Dating

maandag 23 september 2013

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by Mary Fischer 3 hours ago

Late last week, rumors started flying around that Chris Harrison is dating Bachelor reject Selma Alameri, prompting many of us to scratch our heads and wonder how in the heck these two managed to get together.

Oh come on, remember Selma? The chick from Sean Lowe's season who was too embarrassed to kiss him on TV but then wound up planting a fat one on him right before he sent her packing? (Ohhh, that Selma.)

Yeah, well supposedly she and Chris were seen looking all lovey-dovey at a bar in L.A. last Thursday, and one source says he was introducing her as his girlfriend.

But it sounds like there isn't any truth to the claims, because Selma is denying that she and Chris are an item. She told E! News, "We happened to be at the same place but we were not together. He's a good friend and a sexy guy, sure, but we are not dating."

Whew! That's a relief. No disrespect to Selma, but she doesn't exactly seem like Chris' type. He's a great guy and all, but something tells me as a newly divorced man, he's not exactly in the mood to take things slow and steady in the physical department, if you know what I mean. (Dude totally wants to get it on by the second date.)

But it probably is about time for Chris to get back out there and play the field a bit, which is why he shouldn't avoid the reality TV scene altogether. OMG. Why hasn't ABC made him The Bachelor yet?!? He's only, like, the perfect candidate -- and he could even save whoever the host of his season is some work by handling all aspects of the rose ceremony himself. "Ladies, this is my final rose tonight. If you did not receive one, get the hell out of here because I think you're ugly, dumb, psychotic, insert derogatory adjective here."

Or if he's really dead set against being The Bachelor, former contestants of the show aren't a stupid place to look for love -- he just needs to go after someone he has a bit more in common with than Selma. What about AshLee Frazier? I hear she's available -- and she's definitely ready for something serious. Or how about all those rumors saying Chris was into Emily Maynard during her season? (Can you blame him?) They'd be pretty cute together.

Sigh. Don't worry Chris, the perfect girl is out there. But while you're looking for her, you should probably cross anyone off the list who isn't willing to go to the fantasy suite before tying the knot.

Do you think Chris and Selma are right for each other?

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is the writer behind The Mommyologist, and the mom of a future famous comedian. Her current loves include Pinot Grigio on ice and Harry Styles -- in that order.

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Desiree Hartsock Sees Chris Siegfried’s Embarrassing Side -- Will It Make Her Love Him or Leave Him?

maandag 9 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 2 hours ago

If it's Monday and the earth is still spinning on its axis, Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried are frantically trying to convince the public at large that they are desperately in love. You know what might help bolster the idea of their happiness more than all of these social media updates? A little radio silence! We could all just quietly assume that they'd sauntered off for some naked alone-time as real couples are wont to do.

But Des has decided that silence is for the birds, and Chris agrees with her. If it has happened in their daily lives, they have chronicled it for our reading pleasure. I am surprised we are not all receiving alerts when one of them uses the bathroom. But it looks like the bloom might be falling from the rose, because check out what annoying habit Des revealed might drive her and Chris apart.

The dude is a terrible singer! And like many terrible singers before him, he decided to break out his best Madonna while driving along with his beloved. Des playfully tweeted to all of their fans that singing ain't exactly Chris's area.

Can you imagine Chris staring unblinkingly at Des and wailing the chorus of "Like a Virgin"? I die. The poor woman had no choice but to tweet it out. It was do that, or throw herself from the moving car. In all relationships sooner or later, our partner's quirks rear their tuneless heads. It looks like that's already happening for Des and Chris. With the added pressure of being under such scrutiny, these little irritating quirks could easily become deal breakers.

Do you think it's normal for Des to be sharing this much about Chris?

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Desiree Hartsock and Chris Siegfried's Labor Day Lovefest -- Are They the Real Deal? (PHOTO)

dinsdag 3 september 2013

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by Rebecca Stokes 1 hour ago

How did you spend your Labor Day? If you are Desiree Hartsock or Chris Siegfried, the only answer is 'desperately in love and totally together and touching each other all the time always.' Whatever the rumor mill might be spouting, Des took to Twitter to let the world know -- she and Chris are totally still on.

Des posted pics of herself and Chris enjoying some volleyball over the long weekend. She also mentioned treating themselves to massages. While it's good to hear that the couple seems to be deeply in smit, it's all a little, well, hard to swallow. Could this be a case of the lady protesting too much?

This season of The Bachelorette was, in a word, gut-wrenching. (Okay, so technically that's two words, but still.) Seeing Des and Chris all lovey-dovey for the cameras can't banish the memory of just how wrecked she was when Brooks Forester decided to call it quits.

There's something to be said for moving on and letting new love heal the wounds left behind by the old ones. Even so, the images of Des weeping in the wake of Brooks shafting her are hard to shake. In the fast-paced compressed reality of The Bachelorette-universe, we worry that Des might push herself to get over Brooks too quickly and inadvertently hurt Chris in the process.

Do you think Des and Chris are the real deal?

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Click the "Like" button below if you're a fan of The Bachelor(ette) ABOUT THE AUTHOR Rebecca Stokes

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Chris Brown está mintiendo atrapa hasta a él en la corte

zaterdag 17 augustus 2013

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por Jeanne Sager hace 6 horas

¿Harto de Chris Brown? Únete al club! Un fiscal de distrito de Los Angeles y un juez ya están ambos miembros. Juntos sólo se aseguraron que la cantante pasará por lo menos 1.000 horas trabajando por el bien del mundo enservicio comunitario ordenado por la cortesu cola.

Resulta que Breezy ha estado haciendo no es bueno... otra vez. La cantante debía estar haciendo comunidad servicio ya--parte de su libertad condicional por golpear a Rihanna en ese caso famoso de violencia doméstica.

Pero según TMZ, Brown estaba tratando de tirar una mala pasada en el Tribunal, manipulando su papeleo para que parezca que había completado los 180 días--1.440 horas--de trabajo comunitario inicialmente le ordenaron hacer a cambio de no ir a la cárcel en el caso de Rihanna.

IDIOTA!

La buena noticia es que las mentiras no ayudan más. No tendrá ningún crédito por qué trabajo hacía. En cambio, Chris Brown fue dictada una orden para hacer 1.000 horas de trabajo. También está atrás en libertad condicional, que fue revocada después de ese desastre hit and run hace un rato.

Enseño y a meterse con tu papeleo, amigo!

¿Crees que Chris Brown aprenderán la lección esta vez?

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Sobre el autorJeanne Sager

escribe artículos para el revolver por día, mata monstruos de armarios y límites a través de cuentos con su estudiante elemental por la noche. La banda sonora de Phineas y Ferb reverbera a través de su cerebro.

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Alguien tenía que 'Soltera' finalista Brooks Forester burla de la poesía de Chris Siegfried!

woensdag 14 augustus 2013

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por Adriana Vélez hace 52 minutos

Pensamos que habíamos oído lo último de Forester Brooks, el hombre que Didn't amor soltera Desiree Hartsock. Le rompió el corazón y la dejó para casarse con otro hombre de sus sueños... Cuál era su nombre? Oh Sí, Chris Siegfried. También conocido como Chris me supongo que te 'll hacer, el prometido de emergencia. Eso va a terminar bien, estoy seguro. Pero ahora, en lugar de ser un caballero sobre el asunto, Brooks burla de Chris y, para todas las cosas, sobre la inclinación de Chris para la poesía.

Recuerde hacer de Chris con el verso en el show. Mientras que en una cita de playa en Portugal, hizo Desiree componer un poema con él, escribiendo en papel pergamino y enviarlo al océano en una botella. Qué romántico incómodamente cursi. ¿Y sabes qué? Ahora sería un buen momento para un anuncio de servicio público: a pesar de que su escuela secundaria profesor de inglés, dijo que no todo el mundo puede escribir poesía. Realmente deberías dejar eso a los profesionales. Al menos, garabatear tus tonterías en privado, pero lo quemaron. Por el amor de todo lo que su Santo, no leído en la televisión nacional.

Bien, avance tan rápido hasta ahora. La serie terminó. Ganó Chris el Bardo. Y mira quién se burla de él. Vía Twitter, Brooks plumas unas líneas poéticas él mismo: "el tiempo vuela como una flecha. Verduras volar como un tomate". En caso de que fueras a darle el beneficio de la duda y proponer que tal vez él sólo le gusta escribir poesía, también, agregó Brooks, "poemas están escritos y poemas se leen pero gracias a @ChrisRSiegfried poemas están muertos. #MuchLoveChris."

¡ Ay! Chris mató a poesía. Iba a regañar Brooks por ser un deporte tan mimado por un juego que esencialmente perderá. ¿Es muy buena forma para burlarse de un competidor que dejaste ganar? ¿Qué es eso siquiera, de todos modos?

Pero tal vez Chris merece ser Burlada por su desempeño schlocky. Brooks tal vez sólo está revelando una farsa lo que es este juego de despedidas de soltero/todo. Es cada pedacito como forzado y sacarina como verso torturado de Chris Siegfried.

Estaba bromeando acerca de no-poetas escribiendo poesía. Por todos los medios, Exprésate. Llevar tu corazón en su manga. Sólo no fingir que estoy seguro de que Chris ha estado fingiendo todo el tiempo.

¿Crees que es grosero de Brooks para burlarse de la poesía de Chris escribiendo?

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es un escritor de personal que recrea en alimentos, crianza, noticias, Entretenimiento, biología molecular y nada más que lo que aparece en su cabeza. Ella vive con su hijo de edad escolar primaria en Brooklyn, tierra de granjas urbanas y artesanal todo.

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