Katy Perry Admits Something Super Gross That Proves She and Robert Pattinson Aren't Dating

maandag 5 augustus 2013

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by Nicole Fabian-Weber 4 hours ago

Relief.In an effort to clear up any rumors that she and Robert Pattinson have a "thing" going on, Katy Perry confessed that she farts in front of Rob. Yep. The "Teenage Dream" singer apparently holds nothing back in front of her buddy ol' pal, including bodily functions, which should prove to everyone once and for all that there's nothing romantic between the two whatsoever.

Because if there's one thing Katy Perry doesn't do, it's fart in front of her love interests.

Perry said in an interview with Elle UK: "Okay, so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson. I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating." She then added: "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister ... we just hang out."

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I actually don't think there is, or ever was, anything romantic going on between Rob and Katy, as she and Kristen are reportedly friends, and that would be a really jank thing for her to do. But I also think "He's my bud, I'm like his big sister" would have sufficed in Katy's zeal to prove her point. No need to conjure up an image of Rob putting his hand over his nose and frantically fanning the air, after her reeking up the joint.

However, another interesting comment Katy made in the interview was how she's "proud" of the fact that she hasn't slept with Rob. She said: "The other day, I said, 'One of the things I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.' And that's true." Now, like I said, I do believe that Katy and Rob are just friends, but it is a little strange that Katy is chalking this up as an accomplishment on her behalf. It really doesn't take much to not sleep with someone if you feel nothing for them whatsoever. So maybe, deep down, Katy does have a little something for Rob, despite their just being friends.

But then again, she admitted that she farts in front of him, so I don't know. Katy. Rob. Sex. Farts. It's all one giant mystery. We can only hope that one day the scientists at NASA get a break from their busy schedules to help us figure this one out.

Do you think there's anything going on with Rob and Katy?

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Katy Perry dice que Kristen Stewart le quise robar a su hombre--Riiiight

dinsdag 30 juli 2013

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por Kiri Blakeley hace 1 hora

¿Recuerdas cuando dejó de Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart y de repente empezó a salir con Katy Perry? Y estábamos todos como, ¿la Oye? Se supone que es amigo de Kristen. ¿Y se está moviendo su hombre? ¿Y bishes antes de enganches y todo eso?

Bueno, resulta que Katy no engancharme con Rob... eso dice. Pero ella estaba tan preocupada que Kristen pensaría que ella hizo eso Katy envió a su amigo un mensaje para defenderse.

Katy dice Elle UK:

Le envié un mensaje diciendo de texto: "sé que has visto todo, pero sabes nunca te sería faltarle el respeto. Yo no soy esa persona. Estoy tratando de ser un amigo de él, pero es una pena que tengo un conjunto de t * ts. "

Woah. ¿Primero, no te gustaría realmente recoger al teléfono y llame si tu amigo piensa que estás tirando su ex y no estás? ¿Llamó alguien ya?

¿También, no suena defensiva? Como, "lo siento, Kristen, que tengo un par de tetas! Oh, perdóname! Supongo que no debería ser colgar hacia fuera con su hombre entonces! Sí, porque es todo sobre mis tetas! "

Parece que ella sabía que Kristen estaba loca. Kristen probablemente había enviado un texto demasiado. Porque nadie llama.

Además, ¿qué pasa con elegir quedarse con la parte masculina de la pareja con que eran amigos y no la mujer? Por supuesto, la mujer va a encontrar eso sospechoso. Pero una supuesta amiga de Katy dice HollywoodLife:

Katy ha sido realmente apoya de Rob desde él y Kristen se separaron. Ella ha sido su principal apoyo durante esta ruptura. Kristen tiene montones de amigos que ella puede apoyarse, mientras que la mayoría de los amigos más cercanos de Rob en Inglaterra.

Hmmm. suena como que vino directamente de boca de Katy!

En cualquier caso, Katy se trasladó a John Mayer y Rob puede haber cambiado a Riley Keough (o no) y Kristen ha pasado a su cachorro, así que todo está bien.

¿Crees que Katy y Rob engancharon?

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